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04-10-2013, 07:29 PM
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User ID: 120787
Join Date: Feb 6, 2012
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Stripper says: my rent is 5 days over due. If I take you to the vip, will you pay the 600 I'm lacking? I promise the late charges are included in that amount, ...I think...
Provider says: my rent has been paid for the next 3 months but I'm worried about my retirement fund. ...
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04-10-2013, 07:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 22, 2011
Location: Texas
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Stripper says : You wanna dance ?
Provider says : Sit down you're making me nervous , unless you're gonna dance !
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04-10-2013, 07:56 PM
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R.R-- I laughed so hard, I had tears! Good one!
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04-10-2013, 07:58 PM
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True story , happened a couple hours before the first time we met ! Said I only dance naked , she said what are you waiting on ?
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04-10-2013, 08:16 PM
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Eat me, or mount me
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Austin, TX
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Stripper Says : Slide up a little bit please, honey.
Provider Says: Umm... wrong slide door, honey.
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04-10-2013, 08:34 PM
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Stripper says : Hi , do you mind if I smoke ?
Provider says : Shhhhhh ! Don't tell anyone I smoke !
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04-12-2013, 04:23 AM
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I have a cat, her name is mine. And she will bite u in the arse again!
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04-12-2013, 04:35 AM
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Hey, GAME OF THRONES !
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04-26-2013, 04:07 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
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Joan says: Hey, I found a job, I quit Hobbying
Hobbyist says: Hey, I found a job, I can Hobby again
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04-26-2013, 04:15 PM
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Indeed Mr. Fun, you are in fact, a Funny guy!
Smooches xoxo Muah!
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