I Wants My Reparations Now!

[rexdutchman]

Okay we are living Idiocracy , except you could understand Terry Crew un-like puddens

[Jacuzzme]

40 acres/mule is about $150,000 in todays dollars.

Dunno where you’re buying property, but it’s like 100x (literally) more than that where I live.

[Ripmany]

Originally Posted by GastonGlock

I share this with my non recipe friends thanks.

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

Sorry Waco.. 70% is way to low.

Africa still enslaves itself today

[rexdutchman]

Yup ^^^^^^ Slavery in America , Hmm lasted 72ish years and 6 hundred thousand died changing the country, Meanwhile many other counties around the world is have Forced labor China India diamonds in Africa ( also known as Slavery ) and the same people pushing CRT are all crickets on that fact

[gnadfly]

My wife is approximately 4% black (Ancestry.com keep slightly modifying the percentage). What does she get?

[rexdutchman]

I'm still waiting my privilege , from the anti-reality folks

[Chung Tran]

Originally Posted by gnadfly

My wife is approximately 4% black (Ancestry.com keep slightly modifying the percentage). What does she get?

Unfortunately for her, 5% is the minimum pay-off percent. She will get an authentic facsimile signature of President Biden, on a frame-able certificate, thanking her for her service.

[oeb11]

CT - are asians eligible for the frameable fiden certificate????
Or is reparations limited to those approved by jesse jackson , maxine waters, and al sharpton??

[Chung Tran]

Originally Posted by oeb11

CT - are asians eligible for the frameable fiden certificate????
Or is reparations limited to those approved by jesse jackson , maxine waters, and al sharpton??

Asians are not eligible. after Yang's weak showing in the Presidential primary, and NYC Mayor's race, Team Biden eliminated Asians from consideration.

I don't expect to hear ''say her name! Shaniqua Jackson!'', replaced by ''say her name! Huyen Nguyen!'' anytime soon.

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Unfortunately for her, 5% is the minimum pay-off percent. She will get an authentic facsimile signature of President Biden, on a frame-able certificate, thanking her for her service.

how 'bout we turn that around? if ya got "some cream in yer coffee .. no money!"


that would be reverse racism .. right?

[Chung Tran]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

how 'bout we turn that around? if ya got "some cream in yer coffee .. no money!"


that would be reverse racism .. right?

I think it would. I never get shit from the Government, and I'm given to releasing cream inside of women, whose visible racial make up seemingly entitles them to a large share of reparations money.

I don't have proof, as so far no accusations of mixed Fatherhood have been brought, but my suspicion is that a mixed child of mine would be disqualified. From reparations, that is. I also have a particular affinity for releasing cream inside the most ghetto, obese, and dark recipients of economic violence, and with that, I suspect potential mixed offspring, partially created from a personal exploit, would be eligible for Medicaid and free school lunches.

[Strokey_McDingDong]

OP actually compared demanding reparations with T R U M P narcissism.

Wtf?

[oeb11]

heavens to MurgaTroyd
some DPST/fascist party members will be so upset at that comparison ( although quite true).

[Strokey_McDingDong]

So are white people suppose to pay reparations or is the government just going to tax the shit out of everyone to pay it?

And are we talking about all white people or only white people whose ancestors at one point owned slaves?

My bitch ass migrated here from Italy and South America like a generation ago.

Would I also have to pay reparations?

Actually I'm a Mayflower descendent on my mothers side. My father's parents migrated here from other countries. My grandmother is full blooded German, but lived in Brazil, or some shit.

I guess that means I owe the American Indians, the Jews and black people all the money I don't have.

I'm also broke AF despite my ancestors possibly being involved in two genocides plus slavery.

Why do people need to be punished for the crimes of their ancestors? They do that in North Korea. I think in the 1984 book, they did that too.

There's a mathematical proof that shows we are all related to each other after a certain number of generations. I forgot how many generations you have to go back before we all become related, but it's a surprisingly low number.