Tightest Pussy I ever FUCKED

[Dzaddy_D]

Originally Posted by Doove

It's not really an inside joke when you're the only one who didn't get it.

You may want to re-think that statement Doovester

Originally Posted by bobmidnight

Not sure why would he be accused of being a pimp when his initial post clearly says one of them is ugly. Doesn't exactly sound like pimp move to me.

My thoughts exactly.

A pimp would advertise them both as being top notch girls lol.

That's why the pimp assumptions didnt make any sense to me.
I knew i wasnt the only one thinking logically.
Bob knows.
Stewie and Doover take notes.

[Doove]

Originally Posted by Doove

It's not really an inside joke when you're the only one who didn't get it.

Originally Posted by Dzaddy_D

You may want to re-think that statement Doovester

You're right. I forgot about Munchies.


And just so ya know, getting me and Paulie to join forces to gang up on you, that takes some doin'. Well played!

[NC-17]

Originally Posted by Dzaddy_D

You can choose one or 2 girls.
The second girl in the green underwear is the 174 pounds one.
First girl in all black is actually smaller, has a cute face and GIGANTIC full tits under that shirt.
Tight pussy and will guaranteed moan loud each time u fuck.
Legit involuntary moans because her pussy is so sensitive.

Ok, so whats the name of the one in black....lets not make this more difficult then it needs to be sir

[Dzaddy_D]

Originally Posted by NC-17

Ok, so whats the name of the one in black....lets not make this more difficult then it needs to be sir

She goes by the name "rare" or "dior"
But honestly if u text just refer to "the girl in all black" and they will know. Lol. Im sure everybody is asking for her all the time.

[Mr Dingleberry]

I. Just. Cant.

[Carlos Danger]

Maybe you were in her anuus, the pussu felt very loose to the strength. Whew

[Dzaddy_D]

Originally Posted by Mr Dingleberry

I. Just. Cant.

Whats the problem Mr. Dingles?
Cat got your tongue???
(pun very much intended)

Originally Posted by Carlos Danger

Maybe you were in her anuus, the pussu felt very loose to the strength. Whew

Hard to believe coming from a guy with 0 reviews over the span of 7 years...
But the pussy is extremely tight.
U may have fucked the wrong girl.
Or you're just here to be a jokester as usual.

[Mr Dingleberry]

I just cant with your obliviousness. Everyone here gets it but you.

[woodywouldpekher]

Tight has a lot to do with the size going in versus the size it's going in to.


Some would say putting a needle in a button hole is tight.

[Dzaddy_D]

Originally Posted by Mr Dingleberry

Everyone here gets it but you.

Mr Dingles, with your zero encounters, i should be telling u that exact statement.

Originally Posted by Mr Dingleberry

I just cant with your obliviousness.

There is none...

Originally Posted by woodywouldpekher

Tight has a lot to do with the size going in versus the size it's going in to.


Some would say putting a needle in a button hole is tight.

True. But ive fucked a few loose girls, so i have a good gage of tight vs loose pussy. And i feel as though this chick would be tight to even smaller sized guys. Unless you have that micro-penis disorder.
This tightness i find to be rare, i believe thats why she refers to herself under the name "Rare".

[Next Best Thing]

Not physically attracted to either of these prostitutes.

Could not care less that a third prostitute and a herd of sheep think the OP is a pimp, and then go further to believe he's a moron for not embracing the limp-dicked pseudo joke.

Wouldn't even care if he actually is a pimp. How does this impact the quality of the product?

What the fuck is the matter with you people.

[tbear4u77]

Originally Posted by woodywouldpekher

Tight has a lot to do with the size going in versus the size it's going in to.


Some would say putting a needle in a button hole is tight.

It also has a lot to do with how aroused she is. If she isn't into it or the person that can have more to do with it than anything else.

[Saltcitykitten]

NBT. I don’t think he’s a Pimp. However, I do think he’s a raging sex and porn addict who spends his days looking for the right clip to get off to or scour the net for the right lady who will allow this type of depravity.

MR. Dingleberry I am always in agreement.

This site used to be kind of fun When we had ads and showcases. Before I left for the west coast in 2016 this site was awesome. Whatever. Quarantine has me so bored.

[jokacz]

Not that anyone cares or should care, but Jessica22 had the tightest pussy I ever had.


And she was horny all the time.


She wrecked all those lease cars because she would run off the QEW while she was flicking the bean.

[Dzaddy_D]

Originally Posted by Saltcitykitten

NBT. I don’t think he’s a Pimp. However, I do think he’s a raging sex and porn addict who spends his days looking for the right clip to get off to or scour the net for the right lady who will allow this type of depravity.

Shockingly Spot on.
Very accurate.
Perhaps you've encountered similar guys before.



(Sent u a pm btw. I look forward to the amazing encounter we will have)