SHAKESPEARE MEETS ECCIE!

[Gatsby.Hobbyist]

Hey Abe, is the circle jerk club meeting next Wednesday or Thursday? I forgot to put it in my day planner...oh & I'll make sure to bring the dip this time! Oh & how do you use the Private tags on this board so people can't see your comments?

[KittyLamour]

I think they may be playing Rock, Paper, Scissors... but close enough!

Gatsby, I thoroughly enjoyed your thread, it gave me a little project to keep me occupied for a while and it was fun... I'm disappointed though because I wanted that extra credit...

[Gatsby.Hobbyist]

Kitty...you win your very own 2017 Mistang Convertible...Yaaaay! It's Matchbox size but still a Mustang! Lmao!



Okay folks. A little levity here. The Eccie214..you're right. That was not a nice thing to say. People who actually know me know that's out of character. My apologies to you, Adrienne, you are very pretty & good luck with your biz..

This board is supposed to be about escaping mundane life, being goofy, stupid shenanigans, having a good time & most importantly Getting Laid!

Now can we all be friends now??? Oh & yes I'll bring some extra to tip for you being my friend for the hour.

[TheEccie214]

Class reply dude - I respect that. And trust me, 10 seconds of research shows I should be the last one calling someone out for being mean, but you're better than that.

[Gatsby.Hobbyist]

Thank you TheEccie214. You are now invited to our monthly circle jerk club once Abe lets me know what fucking day it is! But since you'll be the newbie, YOU must bring the dip! Hahaha..hobby on brother!

Oh & yes, I did google The Shakespeare lines & then used my perverted brain to fill in the gaps! But I really am a fan of his! Even been to The Globe in London. Ass was sore from sitting on those wooden benches for 3 hours watching Richard III And it was an all Female cast! No tits though...boo... the lady wearing the hunchback costume was a riot.

[Guest070818-1]

Originally Posted by Gatsby.Hobbyist

Thank you TheEccie214. You are now invited to our monthly circle jerk club once Abe lets me know what fucking day it is! But since you'll be the newbie, YOU must bring the dip! Hahaha..hobby on brother!

I'm pretty sure that he'll bring the creampie. Pun intended.

[TheEccie214]

She's right you know...

[Gatsby.Hobbyist]

Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste

I'm pretty sure that he'll bring the creampie. Pun intended.

Originally Posted by TheEccie214

She's right you know...

Boston or Banana....oh... I get it...

[TheEccie214]

More Boston.

[TxTraveler]

King Lear

[KittyLamour]

Originally Posted by Gatsby.Hobbyist

Kitty...you win your very own 2017 Mistang Convertible...Yaaaay! It's Matchbox size but still a Mustang! Lmao!



Okay folks. A little levity here. The Eccie214..you're right. That was not a nice thing to say. People who actually know me know that's out of character. My apologies to you, Adrienne, you are very pretty & good luck with your biz..

This board is supposed to be about escaping mundane life, being goofy, stupid shenanigans, having a good time & most importantly Getting Laid!

Now can we all be friends now??? Oh & yes I'll bring some extra to tip for you being my friend for the hour.

I love my Mustang!!! Thank you!! You've got to come soon and take a ride in my pink Cadillac...

How about some rather steamy Shakespearean quotes... Yes, these are the real deal.

1) “That’s a fair thought, to lie between maids’ legs.” – Hamlet
Nothing can be fairer, right?

2) “This is my lady’s hand these be her
very C’s, her U’s and (n) her T’s and thus makes she her great P’s.” – Twelfth Night
“N her T’s” Do the math!

3) “Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of her favors?”
“Faith, her privates we.” – Hamlet
Favors = legs!

4) “What, with my tongue in your tail?” – The Taming Of The Shrew
Just an innocent reference to cunnilinggus!

5) “Thou hast undone our mother.”
“Villain, I have done thy mother.” – Titus Andronicus
Wow!

6) “I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be
buried in thy eyes.” – Much Ado About Nothing
FYI, “to die in” referred to sexual climax.

7) “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones.
Thy stones with lime and hair knit up in thee.” – A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Balls, you say?

8) “I kiss the wall’s hole, not your lips at all!” – A Midsummer Night’s Dream
“Wall” refers to a person, BTW!

9) “She would hang on him,
As if increase of appetite had grown
By what it fed on” – Hamlet
Sexual “appetite.”

10) “She were an open arse, and thou a poperin pear” – Romeo And Juliet
“Popering pear” is an obsolete term for penis!

11) “Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.” – Venus And Adonis
Some more oral!

12) “Flesh stays no further reason
But rising at thy name.” – Sonnet 151
Hard on!

[Tony Gambino]

Originally Posted by KittyLamour

I love my Mustang!!! Thank you!!

How about some rather steamy Shakespearean quotes... Yes, these are the real deal.

1) “That’s a fair thought, to lie between maids’ legs.” – Hamlet
Nothing can be fairer, right?

2) “This is my lady’s hand these be her
very C’s, her U’s and (n) her T’s and thus makes she her great P’s.” – Twelfth Night
“N her T’s” Do the math!

3) “Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of her favors?”
“Faith, her privates we.” – Hamlet
Favors = legs!

4) “What, with my tongue in your tail?” – The Taming Of The Shrew
Just an innocent reference to cunnilinggus!

5) “Thou hast undone our mother.”
“Villain, I have done thy mother.” – Titus Andronicus
Wow!

6) “I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be
buried in thy eyes.” – Much Ado About Nothing
FYI, “to die in” referred to sexual climax.

7) “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones.
Thy stones with lime and hair knit up in thee.” – A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Balls, you say?

8) “I kiss the wall’s hole, not your lips at all!” – A Midsummer Night’s Dream
“Wall” refers to a person, BTW!

9) “She would hang on him,
As if increase of appetite had grown
By what it fed on” – Hamlet
Sexual “appetite.”

10) “She were an open arse, and thou a poperin pear” – Romeo And Juliet
“Popering pear” is an obsolete term for penis!

11) “Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.” – Venus And Adonis
Some more oral!

12) “Flesh stays no further reason
But rising at thy name.” – Sonnet 151
Hard on!

when they repossess your infinity......yeah mustang!!!!

[Tony Gambino]

Originally Posted by TheEccie214

More Boston.

unless you left your boston cd in the repossessed infinity.......those guys wont give it back....grrr

[Tony Gambino]

Originally Posted by KittyLamour

I love my Mustang!!! Thank you!! You've got to come soon and take a ride in my pink Cadillac...

How about some rather steamy Shakespearean quotes... Yes, these are the real deal.

1) “That’s a fair thought, to lie between maids’ legs.” – Hamlet
Nothing can be fairer, right?

2) “This is my lady’s hand these be her
very C’s, her U’s and (n) her T’s and thus makes she her great P’s.” – Twelfth Night
“N her T’s” Do the math!

3) “Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of her favors?”
“Faith, her privates we.” – Hamlet
Favors = legs!

4) “What, with my tongue in your tail?” – The Taming Of The Shrew
Just an innocent reference to cunnilinggus!

5) “Thou hast undone our mother.”
“Villain, I have done thy mother.” – Titus Andronicus
Wow!

6) “I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be
buried in thy eyes.” – Much Ado About Nothing
FYI, “to die in” referred to sexual climax.

7) “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones.
Thy stones with lime and hair knit up in thee.” – A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Balls, you say?

8) “I kiss the wall’s hole, not your lips at all!” – A Midsummer Night’s Dream
“Wall” refers to a person, BTW!

9) “She would hang on him,
As if increase of appetite had grown
By what it fed on” – Hamlet
Sexual “appetite.”

10) “She were an open arse, and thou a poperin pear” – Romeo And Juliet
“Popering pear” is an obsolete term for penis!

11) “Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.” – Venus And Adonis
Some more oral!

12) “Flesh stays no further reason
But rising at thy name.” – Sonnet 151
Hard on!

looks like you couldn't suck enough old man dick to pay the infinity guys, so they took your shit......yeah that mustang is just as cool.....as a fiesta.........you reap what you sow..........

[Lena Duvall]

Iconic!