He could just add a
dick, hoogars pretend to like them. Couldn't hurt anything and he probably needs an upgrade anyway. Just add
dick to his name that would make it:
StockTraderDick and we could refer to him as, yes, you called it, I'll let you have the honors[/B]
I mean he has been here for a full week and has the full attention of our wonderful new mod and the 2 others who should be watching over the Brokeback Mountain forum in Montana instead of Austin, TX
Judging from his posts, from what we have seen of his activity so far. I think the new handle fits and is kinda catchy. You couldn't ask to to have your initials to be more top of mind on a hooker board. He will have the name recognition of Vonn11, RockerRick, EFN, or Ztonk.
Most in his line of work are busy getting their clients portfolio's in order for end of year accounting. Advising them to reinvest profits to reduce capital gain taxes for this year. Pitching the latest scheme, taking clients out for fancy meals trying to get them to buy anything so he can achieve and surpass plan and secure his year end bonus and the illusion of the brass ring.
I doubt he is a Gordon Gekko.
But not our guy. He's hanging around in a hooker forum, playing big shot, barking out orders, and perfecting his Dale Carnegie skills he learned last week at a seminar he was probably required to take. Something about pissing off long term customers and senior advisors.
Let me Know if the team of lawyers at ToyZ IndustriZ clears us to make the name and the acronym permanent? It's not like we need another dick in the mix but this one may be fun to have around.
I'll be watching who's investing in our stock as we wouldn't want little Carl Icahn jr. forming an investment pool to cover up the purchase of a significant number of our A shares. I can see him splitting the ToyZ conglomerate of companies up into bite sized pieces and selling them off to the Chinese.
I am sure with the new handle everyone will keep a cautious eye on him.
I think everyone knows my stance here and I'd love to see Stocker on the list next time around.
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Originally Posted by Toyz
{{{PSSSTTTT}}} I don't think they were listening to you...
Hey, random thought...if you would add "DEALER" to your handle I could refer to you as STD!
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