Let Me Be The First........

[Guest010218]

LM--that all looks good. Cuming to see you soon. Check you txt msg.

[ztonk]

Originally Posted by BugleBoy

Cuming to see you soon. Check you txt msg.

Some of us did that last night....

z

[FoulRon]

Originally Posted by fun2come

Bad idea, now we all get to see what providers see:

image redacted for the good of all

wait for it .... wait for it ....

I vote on pointing F2C for that one on basic principles.
That's bound to fall under guidelines as a violation even if it is a picture.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by FoulRon

I vote on pointing F2C for that one on basic principles.
That's bound to fall under guidelines as a violation even if it is a picture.

It was just a selfie...don't let it upset you (or your stomach).

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by fun2come

wait for it .... wait for it ....

Originally Posted by Toyz

It was just a selfie...don't let it upset you (or your stomach).

well we had to wait for it for a little while,

BUT I knew TOYZ and only TOYZ would come through

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by fun2come

well we had to wait for it for a little,

BUT I knew TOYZ and only TOYZ would come through

I waited for anyone else to jump on the obvious set up, but when they didn't I couldn't let you down.

I'm there for ya little brother...I'm there for you.

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by FoulRon

I vote on pointing F2C for that one on basic principles.
That's bound to fall under guidelines as a violation even if it is a picture.

Go Ahead, Complete My Profile

[Miss Valentina]

Ah yes! Here we have what appears to be a suppurating twat expelling the contents of her polluted womb into a cup, F2C's recent boudoir shot, a little distended anus, and just a smattering of cervix. Delicious.

Just when you thought Eccie was a great tool by which you could feel free to separate yourself from your dignity and give yourself over to deeper debasements, here Eccie sees to it that they give you the opportunity for more, MORE, MOAAAR!!!!

Now where are Shayla's bukkake faceshots when you need them? I'm practically humming with anticipation with what little froth she might have to add to this shit cappuccino.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Ah yes! Here we have what appears to be a suppurating twat expelling the contents of her polluted womb into a cup, F2C's recent boudoir shot, a little distended anus, and just a smattering of cervix. Delicious.

Just when you thought Eccie was a great tool by which you could feel free to separate yourself from your dignity and give yourself over to deeper debasements, here Eccie sees to it that they give you the opportunity for more, MORE, MOAAAR!!!!

Now where are Shayla's bukkake faceshots when you need them? I'm practically humming with anticipation with what little froth she might have to add to this shit cappuccino.

The worst is yet to cum my dear. We will soon be privy to private cock shots taken by OFUG members..."SEE here is a Ho sucking my whang"..."Here is a Ho with my Whang in her ass"...

You have been warned.

[Miss Valentina]

Oh yes indeed!!! I've come to expect nothing less than the scatologically gutteral here. In the meantime I will be breaking my fast with some quite pretty ladies at the Four Seasons if anyone cares to cease their self-abasement to join.

Bawdy jokes will abound but I'm not certain cervixes will make an appearance, well not without a number of Bellinis at the very least.

Cheerio and a happy Saturday chaps!!!

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Oh yes indeed!!! I've come to expect nothing less than the scatologically gutteral here. In the meantime I will be breaking my fast with some quite pretty ladies at the Four Seasons if anyone cares to cease their self-abasement to join.

Bawdy jokes will abound but I'm not certain cervixes will make an appearance, well not without a number of Bellinis at the very least.

Cheerio and a happy Saturday chaps!!!

Alas, I cannot join said debauchery. I have a civie friend in town for a medical seminar & I must play the good host & show her the sights.

"Those are the fucking bats"
"That's the Stevie Ray Vaughn Statue, hes dead so they built a statue"
"See all the drunken 19 year olds on 6th street, aren't they funny-look that ones puking"

Have fun and hoist a mimosa for me...

{{{Queue RandB who will now tell me why Mimosas are a horrible drink}}}

[RandB fan]

May I suggest taking the frozen OJ spoon it into a wide pitcher and mash into a slur. toss it in the freezer until almost solid. Chill the cheap sparking "brut" wine in the freezer and then very cold POP the plastic cork and poor a little into the OJ and stir or mash adding more as you go. If it becomes a liquid toss it back in the freezer (both the wine and the OJ. When it starts to solidify put them both out and mix the remainder of each stirring until you have a loose slurry, poor into flutes and serve immediately, refrigerating remainder.




I would take pictures of make a video but I am under 6 inches of snow here and only have a local Microbrew, a Russian Imperial cherry stout that is not just for breakfast anymore!!!!

Originally Posted by Toyz

Alas, I cannot join said debauchery. I have a civie friend in town for a medical seminar & I must play the good host & show her the sights.

"Those are the fucking bats"
"That's the Stevie Ray Vaughn Statue, hes dead so they built a statue"
"See all the drunken 19 year olds on 6th street, aren't they funny-look that ones puking"

Have fun and hoist a mimosa for me...

{{{Queue RandB who will now tell me why Mimosas are a horrible drink}}}

[Miss Valentina]

Sweet Baby Christ on the Cross! I don't know what's worse, the photo of the gangrenous snatch or the bottle of Andre. {{{shudders}}} I can take an anus that looks like Mordor but I draw the line at debased photos of Cold Duck.

Have you no class? No elegance or refinement gentlemen????!!!

[fun2come]

What's missing is an "IGNORE" button for PICS/Videos ...

In the meantime, I'll continue to perfect selective eyeing

[David.Douchehurst]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Have you no class? No elegance or refinement gentlemen????!!!

Whar dew yew thinck yer a-postin'? Tha comments secshun o' NPR's All Thangs Cuntsidder'd's webpage?