Sticky: The official let's welcome wakeup to the ECCIE mod team thread (Disclaimer: This thread is NOT a sticky)

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Russ, wanna jump in and make it a pentagonal jerk?

Sure why not.....it's a slow day at work anyway....

[Guest032117]

Originally Posted by Russ38

Sure why not.....it's a slow day at work anyway....

And its only a short jump to making a pentagram...

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

So far its a square jerk. I've been fapping for a week, so that makes a triangle, but pyramider is always humping my leg...so there ya go. Russ, wanna jump in and make it a pentagonal jerk?

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Could there ever really be a 'circle jerk', even if the number of participants were to approach infinity? Discuss.

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I thought about that and soon realized that I am dealing with 'tards. I figured at 7 sides, there would be sharp agreement that we have a circle once someone chimes in that we have a decepticon jerk as opposed to a heptagonal one. Fuck octo, nona/ennea, and deca...

Follow-up discussion topic: How does the torque produced by a clockwise (left-handed) circle jerk differ from that produced by a counter-clockwise (right-handed) circle jerk? What if the circle jerk takes place along the Equator, or at either of the poles?

[Guest032117]

Celebratory bukkake with wakeup in the middle? More fun than opening several bottles of champagne at once IMHO.

Oh, and cb (not to be confused with CB, CDB, CD...), can I count on you for a celebratory hexagonal jerk?

[DEAR_JOHN]

Originally Posted by Mr. GPop

Ok.. I have a question.. I know MODs are not supposed to be blocked / ignored but I have had Wakeup on block/ignore for over a year. I believe since the block was in place long before his "Mod-Dom" was reigned in I can still ignore him even if his new position allows him to bypass.

Also, had this been put to a vote by the users my vote would have been NO

Originally Posted by Timetoplay

I thought this was the welcome "Wakeup" thread. Not the let me promote myself thread. But then again "DG" his little circle jerk buddy started the thread. But really, is it a circle jerk if it's just the 2 of them?

I think "SpiceItUp" actually had people excited to know he was on the board as a mod.

Sorry about that. When I posted as Mr. GPop and Timetoplay, I forgot to log off with their handle and log on with mine.

I seem to remember that wakeup also had 'banned' as his title when he wasn't actually banned.

[Timetoplay]

Quote:
Originally Posted by YummyMarie
So far its a square jerk. I've been fapping for a week, so that makes a triangle, but pyramider is always humping my leg...so there ya go. Russ, wanna jump in and make it a pentagonal jerk?


Quote:
Originally Posted by chicagoboy
Could there ever really be a 'circle jerk', even if the number of participants were to approach infinity? Discuss.


Quote:
Originally Posted by YummyMarie
I thought about that and soon realized that I am dealing with 'tards. I figured at 7 sides, there would be sharp agreement that we have a circle once someone chimes in that we have a decepticon jerk as opposed to a heptagonal one. Fuck octo, nona/ennea, and deca...


Follow-up discussion topic: How does the torque produced by a clockwise (left-handed) circle jerk differ from that produced by a counter-clockwise (right-handed) circle jerk? What if the circle jerk takes place along the Equator, or either of the poles?

The only other thing I will add to this confusion is that we know there's a "JERK" involved. So let's get back on topic.

[Guest032117]

Originally Posted by Timetoplay

Quote:
Originally Posted by YummyMarie
So far its a square jerk. I've been fapping for a week, so that makes a triangle, but pyramider is always humping my leg...so there ya go. Russ, wanna jump in and make it a pentagonal jerk?


Quote:
Originally Posted by chicagoboy
Could there ever really be a 'circle jerk', even if the number of participants were to approach infinity? Discuss.


Quote:
Originally Posted by YummyMarie
I thought about that and soon realized that I am dealing with 'tards. I figured at 7 sides, there would be sharp agreement that we have a circle once someone chimes in that we have a decepticon jerk as opposed to a heptagonal one. Fuck octo, nona/ennea, and deca...


Follow-up discussion topic: How does the torque produced by a clockwise (left-handed) circle jerk differ from that produced by a counter-clockwise (right-handed) circle jerk? What if the circle jerk takes place along the Equator, or either of the poles?

The only other thing I will add to this confusion is that we know there's a "JERK" involved. So let's get back on topic.

I'm sorry. Where are my manners?! TTP, would you like to join in our celebratory circle jerk to welcome Wakeup to Modship? After all, it was your idea

[Timetoplay]

Sorry YM, I believe this is where the circle jerk originated.

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Probably sticky after the circle jerk?

Originally Posted by Timetoplay

I thought this was the welcome "Wakeup" thread. Not the let me promote myself thread. But then again "DG" his little circle jerk buddy started the thread. But really, is it a circle jerk if it's just the 2 of them?.

I posed a question in my original post.

[Space Cowboy]

Seeing how fat these fucks are, it wouldn't be too hard to get a nice shapely circle jerk going. We can definitely bukkake all over WU's modtard face. He can write a review about the taste of the semen.

[Timetoplay]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I'm sorry. Where are my manners?! TTP, would you like to join in our celebratory circle jerk to welcome Wakeup to Modship? After all, it was your idea

BTW, YM are you going to be the fluffer at this event?



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[Russ38]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

And its only a short jump to making a pentagram...

Now your talkin' YM......

[Guest032117]

Originally Posted by Timetoplay

Sorry YM, I believe this is where the circle jerk originated. I posed a question in my original post.

Touche. But still, where are my manners? Would you like to join? One more makes it a circle

[Ice Cold]

What happened to Mojo?

[dearhunter]

fired from Houston?

[Guest032117]

He was all about Dallas girls anyway.