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09-16-2014, 07:02 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 29, 2012
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Oh i know do u know how many ping pong balls i got stuck when i was learning my circus act? Luckily i have long fingers -_-
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.... with sharp finger nails ????
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09-18-2014, 10:48 AM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Nov 16, 2013
Location: Texas
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Ha, My ex wife. But then again she provides for free to any and everybody. Swear I lost my watch in there somewhere and never found it.
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09-19-2014, 09:41 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 13, 2010
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Who remembers punchline to the old joke...."...help me find my keys and we'll drive out...".
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09-19-2014, 10:18 AM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Aug 15, 2012
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I once dated a girl, she told me to put a finger in, I did.
Then she told me to put another in, I did.
It went all the way to putting my hand in, I did..
Then finally she said put your other hand in, I did...
Me in amazement, she told me to clap... I said I can't.......
She said, sure is tight ain't it!
Really old joke.
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09-19-2014, 10:27 AM
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Account Disabled
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Double post
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09-19-2014, 12:01 PM
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.... with sharp finger nails ???? 
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Sounds like being gutted!   
The thought of dirty foreign objects being shoved inside me... yuck0
Then again I'm tight.....
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09-19-2014, 12:05 PM
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Account Disabled
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Originally Posted by madmilo69
Ha, My ex wife. But then again she provides for free to any and everybody. Swear I lost my watch in there somewhere and never found it.
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Some women I tell ya...
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09-19-2014, 03:02 PM
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Pending Age Verification
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Originally Posted by Annika
Sounds like being gutted!   
The thought of dirty foreign objects being shoved inside me... yuck0
Then again I'm tight.....
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Hmmm yeah ping pong balls straight from the package are so so so much dirtier than random cocks in your mouth.
I dont have sharp nails btw i keep them short
Yeah IM SUPPPPER TIGHT TOO havent u heard about my kegels i can literally shoot the ping pong ball across the bed
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09-19-2014, 07:15 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by Annika
The thought of dirty foreign objects being shoved inside me... yuck0
Then again I'm tight.....
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What about if I take a shower, even if its not Saturday?
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09-19-2014, 07:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 9, 2011
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The first ever ping-pong ball Olympics!
Anna on one side Nikki on the other. Each ass propped in the air by pillows. Each is given 4 "white balls" & a fifth golden one (the money ball).
Points are given for distance, "air" (how high), and a special "paint chipper" medal if one or the other can chip paint off yonder wall...
Ready...set...
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09-19-2014, 10:50 PM
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Pending Age Verification
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Originally Posted by Toyz
The first ever ping-pong ball Olympics!
Anna on one side Nikki on the other. Each ass propped in the air by pillows. Each is given 4 "white balls" & a fifth golden one (the money ball).
Points are given for distance, "air" (how high), and a special "paint chipper" medal if one or the other can chip paint off yonder wall...
Ready...set...
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Fuck hers is gonna roll in her wide set vagina never to be seen again....
she might mistake it for a yeast clump or something when it finally comes out ijs.....
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09-19-2014, 11:17 PM
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Valued Poster
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Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
Fuck hers is gonna roll in her wide set vagina never to be seen again....
she might mistake it for a yeast clump or something when it finally comes out ijs.....
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Yeast clumping has long been dominated by the women from Bulgaria with an occasional upset from the East German women...it was recently dropped from the Olympics as too gross, even though throughout Europe it is still played on Sunday in the park for family events.
"Ball Spooping" {{{the art of sucking balls INTO the pussy}}} is making a comeback as more and more loose Hoogars near the end of their effective Hooging life, but want to somehow remain in the hobby. So they are stood up in pine boxes on the outside of incalls as entertainment for the passing johns...
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09-19-2014, 11:21 PM
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Pending Age Verification
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Originally Posted by Toyz
Yeast clumping has long been dominated by the women from Bulgaria with an occasional upset from the East German women...it was recently dropped from the Olympics as too gross, even though throughout Europe it is still played on Sunday in the park for family events.
"Ball Spooping" {{{the art of sucking balls INTO the pussy}}} is making a comeback as more and more loose Hoogars near the end of their effective Hooging life, but want to somehow remain in the hobby. So they are stood up in pine boxes on the outside of incalls as entertainment for the passing johns...
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Bahahahahah u tickle my fancy sir. Put that shit on wikipedia asap.
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09-19-2014, 11:21 PM
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Subgenius
Join Date: Oct 18, 2013
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Y
"Ball Spooping" {{{the art of sucking balls INTO the pussy}}} ...
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I'll never be able to watch the lottery the same way again!
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09-19-2014, 11:22 PM
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Pending Age Verification
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But im all kinds of serious help me get her to focus her hatred on me so i can get a new car or some tits or something lol.....
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