Have a little CLASS, before you tattoo your ASS -or- Think before you Ink, part II

[Guest043022]

The whole"what will they look like when your 80" question is bullshit.I have ink and if I live to be 80 I will be happy just to have made it that far, who gives a fuck about what the ink will look like!

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by Sickpuppy

stu·pid adjective \ˈstü-pəd, ˈstyü-\ .: not intelligent ...

How prescient of you to provide that definition. Thank you.

Originally Posted by Sickpuppy

And why take the time to quote something that should not be posted?

I don't think their regulars would be so "stupid" as to violate ECCIE Guidelines. Certainly not in public.

Originally Posted by Alyssa Marie

Hang tight, did you just discuss something from the private men's forum in the public national forum?

I believe he just did. Some might call that "stupid."


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[MaxiMilyen]

I think I'll start a thread on hobbyists who believe they know what the majority of men really want when considering hookers to poke. Apparently, some are leading authorities on such matters. They are able to spot every flaw and character detail of a female in 30-60 minutes and then are also able to relay, with perfect recall, everything that occurred during their brief encounter, so the rest of the gents are able to make an informed decision on his expert perceptions.

I wonder if Mr Dog Humping avatar (aka Sickpuppy) might wanna give us a full description of his perfect and classy attributes, that many of us have not had the honor to be privy to? Everyone knows I like a classy gentleman, so this inquisitive individual would love a detailed description of the good, the bad, and (gasp) possibly even the ugly sides of the OP.

I figure since he's good at reviewing, believes in honesty, and seems to enjoy sharing, he won't mind telling us, as objectively as he can (after all, no one knows us like we know ourselves, right?) I will be sitting on the edge of my seat waiting to learn every minute detail about a classy dude named "Sickpuppy". I wanna know every mole and freckle, whether you can bend over and touch your toes, do ya think you're good at doing the "wild thing"? I wanna know every scar, every cavity, and every personality trait you have. I wanna know if you wash your hands after you pee, do you pick your boogers or blow your nose, when was the last time you shared an ugly opinion (oh never mind....we got that one), EVERYTHING! Any little thing we might find endearing or annoying.

I know if you are unable to do an honest self analysis of this nature at the very least. AND while wondering how others view these attributes of yours, then your opinions on others attributes.....don't really have that much merit to anyone, especially when you go on and on about it. Most folks know to leave certain issues alone after a while, because in fact, WALDT, and there are no perfect beings involved in the activities in which we participate. Probably the only thing you manage to accomplish when you stir a pot of this nature, is bring more business to ladies with tats (of which I have 2 and unfortunately does not qualify me as "inked elite" lol)....and that also is a fact, believe it or not. This is, after all, a drama ridden, as well as, advertising venue for ladies and gents who participate in the "hobby".

For your viewing pleasure.......

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And thank you for the opportunity!

[Worldtravler]

Looks good to me,,, o and the panties are sexy too,,,nah second that taught your ass makes the panties sexy along with the little tat.

[MaxiMilyen]

Originally Posted by Worldtravler

Looks good to me,,, o and the panties are sexy too,,,nah second that taught your ass makes the panties sexy along with the little tat.

Thank you, kind sir!

[Guest123018-2]

I have found more judgmental ppl in and around certain lifestyles then I ever have in the vanilla world. The vanilla world is not for me but I also do not judge!
More hypocrites in the bdsm and escort life then ever! Confuses me. Shouldn't we be protecting each other?

[JohnnyCap]

I'm pretty much with the OP but just in my mind. Y'all do whatever you want, for my money for every badass tattoo there's more than a half dozen abominations. That's just how it happens.

I had a friend say to me once, 'why no tattoos, are you just plain?' And I just thought to myself, 'Are the tattoos what make you not plain?' Personally I want to be more than anything I can put in ink and even though I probably fail at that I haven't come across anything I believe in so passionately I want to stamp it on me. But that's just me.

I did consider getting a tattoo of an asshole right next to my asshole. Just to buy me some time before the rape.

I like the joke: if you see a man with a face tattoo in a police uniform, you know somewhere there's a dead, naked cop.

[Chica Chaser]

Ah shit, now you went and got Max(i) AND Alyssa all fired up?

Good luck Sir.....we cannot save you from yourself now.

[aWickedDon]

The lady (sickpuppy) doth protest too much methinks...aka he wants to be pegged by a tatted up chik. .... Dude it's OK to ask directly on this site, we don't care.

Problem solved

[Alyssa Marie]

AWD - I honestly think homeboy has some fetish where he just likes to be called stupid and were all giving it to him for free. For that, I'm finished. If he wants public humiliation - he can find a dominatrix.
Either that or he's just a little slow. In that case, I prefer to live in the fast lane.
Whoever chooses to stay in this nonsense argument, well.. Have fun!

[Valerie]

For every guy out there who hate tattoos there are plenty who love them. If you don't fancy girls with tattoos then don't see providers that have them, it's that fucking simple.

Getting on a hooker board having a whinge-fest about them isn't really going to do much good apart from making yourself look like a complete tit.

[RideFreeInTexas]

Originally Posted by Sickpuppy

Problem is, when it’s excessive and visible, the rest of us can’t just ignore it any more. It’s just body graffiti to most of us and just as unattractive – if you want to do it, do it where the rest of us don’t have to look at it.

Your gripe here is that it's not "normal". You're trying to impose your own narrow-minded personal view of "normal" on everyone else and you simply cannot see that it is only your view and really doesn't matter to others. Do you also find shaved heads repulsive? What about long hair? Beards? Piercings? Too much clothing? Too little? White shoes after labor day? I bet a lady wearing a hijab really get's your goat, doesn't it? If everyone looked the same like you want, it would be one boring world. Drop your old-fashioned puritanical values and embrace the full, rich, incredible diversity of people and how they express themselves.

[MochaNautteBBW]

I wonder what made him choose his ECCIE username. Sickpuppy is not a positive term at all. Look it up on Google.

[Chica Chaser]

Originally Posted by Alyssa Marie

AWD - I honestly think homeboy has some fetish where he just likes to be called stupid and were all giving it to him for free. For that, I'm finished. If he wants public humiliation - he can find a dominatrix.

That costs extra....

[aWickedDon]

Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

That costs extra....

Ive been drinking and have no concept of the value of money.. how much to be called stupid? Screw it...I'm in.