I've Decided To Become A Pimp

[homer13]

Originally Posted by mirandalee

Lol Homer yea ok babe... did u post an ad "Who wants long legs" lol

Your long legs are no secret, even in Austin.

[homer13]

Originally Posted by knotty man

homer, i feel you may be epidermally deficient to be runnin' bishes
you go to raise yo pimp hand ,and they may take you for a barrista bringin them a venti latte

There will be no pimp hand in this group. We are the new modern kinder gentler pimps. The only things being raised will be all the happy gents magic sticks.

[stingeragents]

I got the magic stick. Love that song

[mirandalee]

OMG you guys are too much lol.. yea my long legs are no secrwe shall see how it goes when I get to austin tomorrow lol.. I need to wrap my long legs around someone soon..

[Taylor Sims]

Do the girls have a beach house and nice summer home in Colorado to take care biz? Paid vacations,sick days, holidays, bday, 401k plan, set hrs, paid lunches, man let me think of more. I want to work 9 to 5 no weekends. No name calling unless it is sugar, babe, sweetness and other sweet terms, Ps clothing expense, nails and toes expense, make up and hair, gas card, company car, interent and cell phone plans and housekeeper, sexy pool man and sexy yard man and a cook. Also a massage daily with feet rubs. Thanks Hugs and Kisses !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[camrose]

LMAO

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Truly Passion*

Do the girls have a beach house and nice summer home in Colorado to take care biz? Paid vacations,sick days, holidays, bday, 401k plan, set hrs, paid lunches, man let me think of more. I want to work 9 to 5 no weekends. No name calling unless it is sugar, babe, sweetness and other sweet terms, Ps clothing expense, nails and toes expense, make up and hair, gas card, company car, interent and cell phone plans and housekeeper, sexy pool man and sexy yard man and a cook. Also a massage daily with feet rubs. Thanks Hugs and Kisses !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm working on it!

[conservative44]

Hoes ain't shit, money over bitches, boats and hoes, my pump hand is strong.

[rockerrick]

Would that be your right pump hand , or pump with the left ?

[homer13]

Originally Posted by Truly Passion*

Do the girls have a beach house and nice summer home in Colorado to take care biz? Paid vacations,sick days, holidays, bday, 401k plan, set hrs, paid lunches, man let me think of more. I want to work 9 to 5 no weekends. No name calling unless it is sugar, babe, sweetness and other sweet terms, Ps clothing expense, nails and toes expense, make up and hair, gas card, company car, interent and cell phone plans and housekeeper, sexy pool man and sexy yard man and a cook. Also a massage daily with feet rubs. Thanks Hugs and Kisses !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies, this is a business and as such the more ladies and gents we have the more we have. Remember though I am trying to keep the fee's low and the ladies happy. The things you mentioned would drive those fees pretty far up. Don't worry though SL will be holding monthly orgies...I mean monthly meetings to discuss all this and more so we can keep everyone happy and satisfied.

[homer13]

Awww great I see Conservative has our first outing in the works. Sounds like we will be going boating.

[mirandalee]

Lol i see u changed ur location lol

[homer13]

Originally Posted by mirandalee

Lol i see u changed ur location lol

Hometown doesn't do anything half way baby.

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

So Corny.

[MARTlAN]

I tried he whole pimping thing once, but decided to give it up when I realized I was the only client, and had no ladies...