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View Poll Results: How often do you pleasure yourself
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Every chance I get
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Once a week
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I have never masturbated, I never will masturbate and I think people who do are pervs!
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03-18-2011, 04:24 PM
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LMAO, Tia! Love that coffee cup, I wished I liked coffee. Vikki & knotty that was some funny stuff that night!
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03-18-2011, 06:11 PM
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Awesome
Ahehehe. Love that coffee mug.
I do it every chance I get.....its attached to me, figured why not, its there. Plus it feels great.
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03-18-2011, 07:04 PM
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consulting for delites
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As often as I can! Why do you think I have carpel tunnel?!
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then i think your positioning your wrist at the wrong angle!!
perhaps some individual remedial masturbatory instructions is needed here.
....wait!! did someone say remedial masturbatory instructions???
look, up in the air, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's SUPER HAND!!!!!
and if he dont come down, then BOB can surely help out.
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03-18-2011, 07:05 PM
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consulting for delites
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you can always drink tea or soda or milk or, ah hem, cream from a cup!!
one woman i communicate say she likes her guys to masterbate into a glass and then drinks it up towards the end of the session. mmmmm
well, ever since 1968, i guess.....
btw, this is my eccie recorded post #2500. sheeeesh!!
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03-18-2011, 08:07 PM
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btw, this is my eccie recorded post #2500. sheeeesh!!
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And it was about JERKING OFF! Excellent! Congratulations pm!
BTW -- I don't think I want to meet that lady who drinks cum from a glass. You never know what that glass might have been!
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03-18-2011, 08:16 PM
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I quit masturbating when they quit makin Archie comics. Betty and Veronica were a blast
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03-18-2011, 08:20 PM
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I quit masturbating when they quit makin Archie comics. Betty and Veronica were a blast
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Er, I guess you've still got your hands full, Jughead!
http://www.archiecomics.com/index.html
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03-18-2011, 11:13 PM
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latest toy
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I got it today!! Some days I do it many many times. Others, not so much.
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03-19-2011, 01:04 AM
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I got it today!! Some days I do it many many times. Others, not so much.
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Mariposa Linda,
That thing is going to break down...and it won't buy you dinner, or listen to you when you have something important to say.
Then again, it won't piss all over the toilet seat and expect you to clean it up!
Enjoy your new "little friend".
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03-19-2011, 01:34 AM
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Do I detect a tinge of dildo envy saj100?
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03-19-2011, 03:54 PM
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UPDATE: There's more jerking off online than any of us imagined! In fact, half of you are probably diddling yourselves right now.
I know someone is!
Remember, an enema is nothing more than a goose with a gush!
I'm off to my SXSW gig now. I'll try and rub one out on stage! Just for you folks!
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03-20-2011, 01:09 PM
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JERKOFF UPDATE:
We've had a gushing forth of response to this poll. To spin the results like any one of your favorite "news" networks might, it seems that just slightly under 96% of responses indicate you jerk off at least once a week ...
And the rest of you are dead!
Thanks for lending a hand to this important sociological experiment.
Remember, it's not a job, it's a hand adventure!
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03-20-2011, 11:03 PM
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Let's Have A Great Year!
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I was just about to say hi to YOU too Ms. Francisca!
To Lisa.Lisa & Sexy Roxanne, you can buy the cup (use it for tea or hot chocolate if you don't drink coffee...or use it to store pens/scissors/or your favorite BOB) at this site:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...ed=0CBoQ9QEwAQ
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I quit masturbating when they quit makin Archie comics. Betty and Veronica were a blast
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They stopped makin' Archie comics?
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03-21-2011, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by saj1000
Mariposa Linda,
That thing is going to break down...and it won't buy you dinner, or listen to you when you have something important to say.
Then again, it won't piss all over the toilet seat and expect you to clean it up!
Enjoy your new "little friend".
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Babe, my toy has a warranty. I will enjoy him, thank you.
Besos,
Paulina
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03-21-2011, 10:58 PM
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They stopped makin' Archie comics?
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No they didn't, darlin!
And NOBODY stopped jerking off! In fact ... it seems there's a rather small but loving circle forming up in the general vicinity. Can't wait to see who loses and has to eat the slice of white bread!
Speaking of JERKING OFF ...
I once buddied up to a very hot civvie I met at a hotel bar. Figured her to be a raver and my suspicions were confirmed. Business hotel that I frequented back in the day. Bartender knew me by smell. After a number of drinks she dragged me (kicking and screaming I might add) to a strip club, where both of us got our pants wet.
When we got back to the hotel we were both staying at, she asked if she could watch me churn my own butter and then I could watch her do herself with the shoe shine machine in the room.
I gotta tell you ... I haven't used one of those things since. Good thing she didn't see the pants presser!
YOW.
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