Simple Question....

[pornodave69]

Originally Posted by disilene

I always thought that magnum was just slang for a cover. Jimmy hat, rain coat, etc. Will the male species ever get tired of dreaming up nick names for things that deal with sex and the male genitalia?

Do you really not know that Magnums are large sized condoms and it's a specific reference to that alone????

I see one provider in Vegas that always puts a Magnum on me and I've had a few others who have used them as well. It's definitely not necessary and the only reason I can see that they do it is to stroke a guy's ego. So, when a guy writes "she pulled out the Magnums" in an attempt to tell us that he thinks he has a big dick (or he thinks the provider thinks that), I laugh knowing that most of the time they're probably not even needed and it's a feeble attempt at bragging about his supposed size/girth.

[Arverni]

Originally Posted by chellachella

Men hire hookers to live out a fantasy. The biggest one is that they are desirable and the woman really wants him. They are able to fantasize that they have a huge dick! And the providers job is to help with the fantasy, hence her acting skills are utilized.

No.

Some do (maybe ... I don't know).

But you are stereotyping the whole herd and that's never going to give you an accurate picture of things. And it's pretty important to have an accurate picture of things ... or at least have a knowledge of what aspects of the problem you have knowledge of ... and which aspects you don't.

Be quite frank ... some of us guys never really think about how big our dicks are. When I was a kid in my twenties I used to question it but not now that I'm in my 50's. If occasionally a girl complains that it hurts and asks me to shift position ... I think it's big enough.

As far as being desirable - I'm no Brad Pitt ... but I don't have any problems getting "free" women. I'm not just saying that either - I frequently have problems with women getting on my "six" and then it's hard for me shake them because it's hard for me to turn down women. I'm addicted to women. I'd rather spend time with a woman at a coffee shop just talking than to spend any kind of time with men ... regardless the reason (not even golf, bowling, poker - you name it).

So why would I PAY a woman?

Because ESCORTS understand men like me better than "free" women. I honestly feel more "camaraderie" with escorts than I do free women. Why? Because you girls are kinked-up fucks ... just like me. We're two sides of a symbiotic coin and we were meant to be together. I meet a free girl - I really can't tell her what's in my head because she'll go running for the hills. I can tell one of y'all and you'll just look at me and say ... "Well, that's not bad at all Arv!" Some of you will even come up with your own kinked-up ideas and float them to me and I get excited by that.

[Arverni]

Originally Posted by pornodave69

Do you really not know that Magnums are large sized condoms and it's a specific reference to that alone????

I see one provider in Vegas that always puts a Magnum on me and I've had a few others who have used them as well. It's definitely not necessary and the only reason I can see that they do it is to stroke a guy's ego. So, when a guy writes "she pulled out the Magnums" in an attempt to tell us that he thinks he has a big dick (or he thinks the provider thinks that), I laugh knowing that most of the time they're probably not even needed and it's a feeble attempt at bragging about his supposed size/girth.

+1 nailed it.

[chellachella]

Averni, you take things too serious and look into it more than it really is.

The point I was making is that in the past I have heard men complain the wife does not want to have sex with them. The guy is supposed to be so fucking wonderful in bed and hung like a mule.

Let me tell you something...if you are that awesome, she will want you all the time. If you arent then she does not want you. Hence the provider who makes you think its great but really it isnt.

I have been known to tell a few guys that the wife or gf is probably getting it elsewhere--minus the ones with health issues, women LOVE sex and affection.

Maybe its not them, maybe it is YOU(the men who arent doing it for her). Not YOU in particular.

Men exaggerate their size on here, because they can. Its just like when you guys as kids used to pee to see who had the longest stream...same shit. Its an ego thing.

[disilene]

Originally Posted by pornodave69

Do you really not know that Magnums are large sized condoms and it's a specific reference to that alone????

Yeah I know what they are and why they are made. But I thought the continued use of referring to them meant that the brand was being used as slang (because of what they are).

IDK, I am a white boy who never listens to rap, I get the slang twisted sometimes or imagined.

But then again, I find myself proud to not understand some of this nonsense cultural mess.

[Arverni]

Originally Posted by chellachella

Averni, you take things too serious and look into it more than it really is.

The point I was making is that in the past I have heard men complain the wife does not want to have sex with them. The guy is supposed to be so fucking wonderful in bed and hung like a mule.

Let me tell you something...if you are that awesome, she will want you all the time. If you arent then she does not want you. Hence the provider who makes you think its great but really it isnt.

I have been known to tell a few guys that the wife or gf is probably getting it elsewhere--minus the ones with health issues, women LOVE sex and affection.

Maybe its not them, maybe it is YOU(the men who arent doing it for her). Not YOU in particular.

Men exaggerate their size on here, because they can. Its just like when you guys as kids used to pee to see who had the longest stream...same shit. Its an ego thing.

I was just responding to a blanket statement you made about the motivations of men. As a man - i think I can speak with pretty good authority on that - at least for myself, I don't claim to know the conditions of all men or their motivations.

i have never been in a relationship with a woman who stopped wanting to have sex with me. Yet, I still paid for sex with other women. It's the variety, Chella. Another thing is ... I tend to develop friendships with the girls in the business, so I keep wanting to see them. Still another thing - I have to carefully "screen" any free woman who expresses an interest in me - and some are real whacks, but it takes time to figure that out. Find a girl at the bar, she asks me to take her home - just for a ride home - but I can see in her eyes where that's gonna lead. Sleep with her once, if she's a good gal - it's cool. If she's not ... then I just fucked up big time because she's gonna be on my six until she ruins my life and my job.

Escorts - if you do your screening, and I can screen a girl REAL GOOD in an hour. Sometimes I will call up girls in the biz to get their opinion on the girl. That's a bargain ... I can be damn near 100% she's a good girl and I don't have to make a snap decision as if I was picking up a girl in the bar.

But, when I'm with a girl ... she doesn't have to pretend or "act" like i'm desirable to her. I KNOW I am ... and so does every guy on this board (regardless of his looks). If a free girl tries to pick you up - that's the sign right there that she desires you. If an escort agrees to see you - she's either attracted to you OR your money (or both) ... and either way ... THAT IS DESIRE. It's my money - I earned it - it's an extension of me and my success. Women aren't as shallow as men to desire ONLY physical looks. I know chicks who think I'm ONLY a minimum-wage bouncer so they won't have anything to do with me. If I told them what I really made ... "boom" ... "ON" would go their "desire".

I really don't know how men on this board can brag about dick size too much - not like the girls haven't seen their dick and don't know when they're exaggerating. The professional gals won't talk about it on the public boards - but we all know the girls talk amongst themselves. So any guy who does over inflate his reality there is an idiot - because the girls know better.

By the way ... I never got into a "peeing" contest when I was a kid. I did play "doctor" with the little girl next door though.

[Arverni]

But ... I have a question, Chella.

Are YOU an escort? At first, I thought you were a retired escort but other girls have told me that you're not. Some of them believe you're a massage girl - or something.

Can you clarify that?

Because, to really know what these girls do ... who they are ... you need to have more than just a knowledge of them. You'd have to walk in their shoes. I have seen a lot of these girls - and I still wouldn't pretend to know all their motivations or the stuff they go through. I'm not an expert on them by any means. So, if you're not an escort - then how can you speak with authority on them? Or the people who see them?

[Max Steed]

I just don't understand why we have a thread complaining about what a guy states in reference to his Dick size!!

I'm totally perplexed at the idea that this is a conscious matter to other men.

[Guest051920]

Originally Posted by Max Steed

I just don't understand why we have a thread complaining about what a guy states in reference to his Dick size!!

I'm totally perplexed at the idea that this is a conscious matter to other men.

I agree 100%

[The Big Lebowski]

Originally Posted by Arverni

But ... I have a question, Chella.

Are YOU an escort? At first, I thought you were a retired escort but other girls have told me that you're not. Some of them believe you're a massage girl - or something.

Can you clarify that?

Because, to really know what these girls do ... who they are ... you need to have more than just a knowledge of them. You'd have to walk in their shoes. I have seen a lot of these girls - and I still wouldn't pretend to know all their motivations or the stuff they go through. I'm not an expert on them by any means. So, if you're not an escort - then how can you speak with authority on them? Or the people who see them?

In the words of Breaking Bad's eloquent spokesman Skinny Pete:

That's church yo.

[Bigpapa1]

Originally Posted by Max Steed

I just don't understand why we have a thread complaining about what a guy states in reference to his Dick size!!

I'm totally perplexed at the idea that this is a conscious matter to other men.

Max, go back and read what I typed... No worries, I'll paste it here:
I've been wanting to ask this question for a while now, but just never have. Why do hobbyist when writing reviews say "she pulled out the magnums" or "regular trojans too little" or she couldn't handle my thrust"

That's a question.. The thread title is "simple question".. It's not complaining at all. It is attempting to understand the need to tell us that you wear or think that you wear larger size rubbers. WHO CARES if you do or don't? Why would anyone feel the need to include that in their review? It would be no different if someone at the beginning of each of their reviews said " I Put on my rolex and hopped into my benz and drove over to her incall". How many people would find it funny or become annoyed with someone who stated that in every review, I start with rolex and benz...

[The Big Lebowski]

Come on Bigpapa, guys have been comparing dick sizes since Cain and Abel; somewhere along the way this competition has reached the point where guys hang nut sacks on the back of their vehicles. I can tell from your posts that you're intelligent, so you must have already known the answer to your "simple question" before you posted it - guys that include condom size in their reviews either have little dicks or feel the need to compensate for their shortcomings by boasting about their magnum sized members.

[LA Man]

Originally Posted by annie@christophers

LA... your such a chick... i dont give a fuck what your reviews say....... actually proves my point. I THINK IM GONNA OFFER @)) FOR ANY OLD GIVEN UP PROFILES....shit what do you people care... not using..they spring out on demand anyway.. pm me if interested>>LOL annie

Annie I'm just getting in touch with my feminine side.... Usually involves me grabbing my cock and rubbing one out cause you know Go's faster when I want it to go faster, slows down when I want it to slow down, gets tighter when I want it to get tighter-now how many if you women can do that!!!

[chellachella]

Hey Big Papa you do know that the stuff I write is for "shock factor" only. Just to see who really takes me serious. Have to make it interesting. And for the most part I adore my sister providers(well some not so much) but they are wonderful women I respect and my derogatory comments are not meant for them. Those who know me know Im just stirring the pot.

But I know what you mean, and its like if a provider were to get on here and say "my pussy is tighter than hers" and so on. Everyone is on an ego trip, and its a fantasy, so let them eat cake!!

I mean, I have to buy a DD bra at victoria secret, and the men tell me my boobs are the most beautiful naturals they have ever seen.

I could be making that up ya know, then again, maybe not...

[gimme_that]

I don't care what guys post in a review.

But if a guy said he saw the deep throat BBBJ queen of the week, knowing he used a magnum XL in his review might be of interest to know. Then I know I'm in like flynn lol.

What other non gay way would you have to ask a guy his cock size so you can know if she was the right fit lol.

How many times have we seen awesome reviews of ladies offering Greek. And when a guy has an inquiry in session for it he's too big . Should we assume all or most reviewers for greek are far below average girth and length......

Other than that I see no reason to touch on it. But I'm not campaigning for them to stop. Can be helpful.

She lubricated her vagina with the ASTROGLIDE, reached for a MAGNUM ice cream bar, then lit it on fire with a BIC lighter and watched it fall, drip, and cover my stomach with chocolate and caramel.