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07-23-2010, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: May 2, 2009
Location: Plano
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See! CornHo was feeling insecure and just wanted some sweet lady to come on here and assure him that he measures up! Feel better now, dude?
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Checks in the mail Tara
TexASS, I have a similar story
CanDo, Neo may not be fuckin' anymore but he certainly hasn't retired from the board. He's still a post whore
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As for Neo, I don't associate myself with retired folks of this board.
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07-23-2010, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Jan 12, 2010
Location: Fort Worth
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It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it.
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07-23-2010, 12:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 27, 2009
Location: Dallas, Texas
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No matter how big "your" equipment, chances are she has seen one bigger or at the very least there is some dude running around with a bigger one. My only concern is whether "mine" is getting action at any given time...
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07-23-2010, 01:46 PM
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#34
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User ID: 9060
Join Date: Jan 16, 2010
Location: Dallas
Posts: 1,496
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TP (Hung like a fly, and proud of it!)
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Oh yeah? Well I'm hung like a Tic Tac. Come here and I'll freshen your breath.
Couldn't resist. Carry on. :P
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07-23-2010, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar 30, 2009
Location: Hwy 380 Revisited
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Jardon.....
.....Hugh Jardon.....
.....at your service
Don't know Mr. Jardon and not sure I'd want to...
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07-23-2010, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Apr 16, 2009
Location: Dallas
Posts: 541
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@ Dharma,
It's so big the Pope has blessed it. It's so big Al Gore invented it. It's so big I can fuck a car wash with it. It's so big it was on a Wheaties box. It's so big.....
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07-23-2010, 03:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Dallas
Posts: 19
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Eeyore, "It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it".
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07-23-2010, 03:34 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Mar 30, 2009
Location: Hwy 380 Revisited
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Originally Posted by tracibrooks
Oh yeah? Well I'm hung like a Tic Tac. Come here and I'll freshen your breath.
Couldn't resist. Carry on. :P
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Hmmmm, a clit the size of a TicTac, eh? Sounds like a little excavating might be in order - I just loves me some fresh breath...
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07-23-2010, 06:26 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Jul 31, 2009
Location: Dallas
Posts: 1,998
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@TexasT~It's so big, astronomers only see it once every 31 years,
it's so big, there's still snow on it in the summer time,
it's so big, BP wants to use it to stop the oil problem in the gulf, and he never has to get off the ship!
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07-23-2010, 06:54 PM
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Join Date: Apr 1, 2009
Location: Coventry
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My ex told me she wanted 12 inches and wanted it to hurt.
So I fucked her 4 times slapping her ass each time as hard as I could....
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07-23-2010, 06:56 PM
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Join Date: May 2, 2009
Location: Plano
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I said "honey, I need to find some new pussy". She said "If you had two more inches, you'd find new pussy right here"
I love how this got twisted into a dick joke marathon
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07-23-2010, 07:28 PM
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Join Date: Apr 16, 2009
Location: Dallas
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Dharma My Dear,
My dick is so big VH1 did a "Behind the Music" about it. It's so big it has training wheels. It's so big the LAPD used it to beat Rodney King. It's so big it's the opening act for KISS's farewell tour. It's so big...
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07-23-2010, 07:50 PM
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User ID: 36397
Join Date: Jul 20, 2010
Location: Where the Fairies Roam Free
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My only concern is whether "mine" is getting action at any given time...
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Isn't this every man's #1 concern at some point during the day?
At least that's what's been proven to me over and over again - one way or another.
(doesn't mean I care all those times ........'oh no she did - nt', oh yes I did)
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07-23-2010, 07:52 PM
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Join Date: Apr 1, 2009
Location: Coventry
Posts: 5,947
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I love how this got twisted into a dick joke marathon
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But now, all you need to do if you see some guy boasting about his dick size or how many times he made some escort (who is paid to pretend she likes you) cum multiple times in 30 minutes is simply reply with this link and that will be more than enough to curtail that sort of behavior.
My dick's so big that my cock ring looks like a bracelet on my girlfriend's arm...
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07-23-2010, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 26, 2009
Location: DFW
Posts: 156
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I just let my tongue do the talking , every thing else is gravy.....
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