Sex jokes aren't funny

[bc1969]

[Laney Lixx]

[bc1969]

Originally Posted by Laney Lixx

Your so interesting—

[pyramider]

Know what a 6.9 is?





Another good thing screwed up by a period.

[Laney Lixx]

LMFAO!
You're fuckin Killin me P! Stop! I almost peed my panties.

[bc1969]

Sweetie pie you can’t fight faith—And i did take you off my ‘meanie me’ list,,,I know I should have told you first but I was scared,,,but fuck up again and your right back on it—slide that in your panties

[Laney Lixx]

[Laney Lixx]

Oh, and P...
Is there enough of my taint in this for you??

[bc1969]

Holy shit—-that’s a decent looking pussy—if I’m stupid or not don’t matter, that’s nice—and your nails are very pretty also. Has this turned into an advert??stop the alcohol intake or I’m gonna post a dic pic—or if you would rather have a pyramid-err pinkie dic pic then here ya go ~

[bc1969]

Originally Posted by pyramider

[B]Know what a 6.9 is

Your mom

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by bc1969

Holy shit—-that’s a decent looking pussy—if I’m stupid or not don’t matter, that’s nice—and your nails are very pretty also. Has this turned into an advert??stop the alcohol intake or I’m gonna post a dic pic—or if you would rather have a pyramid-err pinkie dic pic then here ya go ~

I send the ladies seasonal photos of my 1.3" of dangling death. You want to be on the distribution, too?





What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?





If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

[sexyashef]

Is that really you, Laney?

[Laney Lixx]

Yes, sweetie.
That's my Greedy!!

[bc1969]

Originally Posted by sexyashef

Is that really you, Laney?

Yep, there it is folks,,,her most recent review—but he don’t recall that spread—-it’s fake pussy, very hard to screen.

[sexyashef]

They used to call me the Coochie Monster. Devouring delicious snatch on impact was what I was known for. I'm now thinking I should have spent more time examining her jar.

I thought it felt much fatter. A full-course meal for a very hungry man.