Classic Sexy Movie Quotes

[Mister Tudball]

From "Body Heat" with Kathleen Turner (Matty) and William Hurt (Ned).

Matty to Ned: "You're not very smart, are you? I like that in a man."

After Matty spilled a snow cone down her front, Ned heads off to the bathroom to get paper towels and water to help her clean off. As he starts off to get them, Matty asks, "What? You don't want to lick it?" Stops him dead in his tracks.

To woman standing in a gazebo with her back to him and thinking it's Matty, he calls out, "Hey, lady, wanna fuck?"
"Well this sure is a friendly town" says the woman as she turns around.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else." says a mortified Ned.
"You mean the offer's no good?" says the mystery woman.

[~Ze~]

"Squeal like a PIG!" ... Deliverance.

[Sir Lancehernot]

"This is going to be so good."
Greta Scacchi to Harrison Ford, as she lies back on a desktop in the movie of Scott Turow's first hit novel -- forgot the name.

I'd just about kill to have a woman say that to me, and just about die if one did.

[BluesMan]

Originally Posted by ExNYer

"It's twue! It's twue!" - Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles

I saw an interview with Mel Brooks once and he said there was another line edited from the end of this scene. The scene was written by Richard Pryor and the edited line sounds exactly like it came from him. The edited line was Sheriff Bart saying,

"Stop, you're sucking on my elbow!"

[TexTushHog]

Originally Posted by smoothsinger

"I'll have what she's having" - When Harry Met Sally. The line is spoken by an older female customer in the restaurant where Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) are sharing a meal. Harry challenges Meg to prove that she could fool him with a fake orgasm and she obliges...in public!

The older female customer is director Rob Reiner's mother.

Opps! Never mind.

[sticknrudder1]

"You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious."
Dick VanDyke, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

[LuckJack]

TV greatness "Ward you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"

[Guest032213-02]

"Your Going To Need A Bigger Boat"

[mtubbs90]

From gone with the wind.

Rhett Butler:
No, I don't think I will kiss you. Although you need kissing badly. That's whats wrong with you. You should be kissed and often by someone who knows how.

[motocrossman39]

The Sandlot
"Then he kissed her, he kissed her long and he kissed her good, it was a great kiss"

[CenterLock]

Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor not a porn.... Wait... that's not a movie quote. Damn you and your sig moto!

[slowmover]

Early day romantic:

“I’ll tell you what. Let’s cut the cards. If you’re high, I’ll give you the money and forget the poke. If I’m high, I’ll give you the money and you give me the poke.”


Augustus McCrae
Lonesome Dove

[Mister Tudball]

From "Young Frankenstein", at breakfast, talking about the monster:

Terri Garr: "Then he must have an enormous schwangstukker!"
Gene Wilder: "That goes without saying."
Terri Garr: "WOOF!"

[Charlie Brown]

“That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely, and yet I can’t recall any sunrise before it. I watched its whole magnificence for the last time as if it were the first. And then I said farewell to sunlight, and set out to become what I became.” – Brad Pitt - Interview with the Vampire

“I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?” - and you know who said it in 1972.

[countryplayboy]

Originally Posted by slowmover

Early day romantic:

“I’ll tell you what. Let’s cut the cards. If you’re high, I’ll give you the money and forget the poke. If I’m high, I’ll give you the money and you give me the poke.”


Augustus McCrae
Lonesome Dove

"I'd like the chance to shoot at a educated man once in my life!"

Another Augustus McCrea
Lonesome Dove quote