Now I know I'm falling for a provider. But I don't know what to do.

[Guest050619-1]

Once again, it's time......queue the "Screaming Goat".

[badbanana]

Originally Posted by nicholas linnear

I happened to read your review of Tiffany Taylor last sunday....so were you thinking of Tessa while fucking Tiffany?
Little Hair Of The 'Ol dog huh?

Yes, I were.

[skydiver]

Trollin', trollin', trollin'...

[zebra]

Badbanana,

this ordeal started out as I'm spending more money than I should only to progress
now I've rented her a wheel, to handing over the paycheck every two weeks ...

Can you say Maybe I need to step back two steps and reevaluate the whole picture and see where you went wrong ?

You might take some time off.;...

[crazysauce]

Pathetic

[Luke Skywalker]

Badbanana,

I think you already know your answer, im simpathetic to your feelings but remember it is all an illusion.. Like going to disneyland, you don't reaaly go back intime for the Caribbean in the 1600's, but it feels real.

What you are feeling cant be true love, you only met her 2 weeks ago.

Take a step back, or you are going to learn a very expensive and painful lesson. Stupid people dont learn from their mistakes. Smart people learn from their mistakes. Wise people learn from other people's mistakes.

Be wise rather than just smart.

Good luck.

[Whodwho]

Luke I like the simplicity yet educational quote of yours. But I think that what BADBANNANA is going through is a case of good pussy. Some of us have been there and treat some providers way better than others thus causing us to act in a teenager pussy whooped kind of way and that's the feeling our new friend is going through.
ADVICE............have some tequila, PM April and set an hour session and you will forget about Teresa prior to your pants hitting the floor.

Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker

Badbanana,

I think you already know your answer, im simpathetic to your feelings but remember it is all an illusion.. Like going to disneyland, you don't reaaly go back intime for the Caribbean in the 1600's, but it feels real.

What you are feeling cant be true love, you only met her 2 weeks ago.

Take a step back, or you are going to learn a very expensive and painful lesson. Stupid people dont learn from their mistakes. Smart people learn from their mistakes. Wise people learn from other people's mistakes.

Be wise rather than just smart.

Good luck.

[Bob the Nailer]

Hey badbanana

Do happen to have a sister? Because I'm looking for a fairly hot, naive, gullible piece of ass that I can fuck anytime for nadda. Let me know dude, I'll treat her right, you'll see.


Good luck on your trip to hell and back.

[Kayleehotchick]

I haven't read all the comments but playing Captain Save a Hoe is a bad bad baaaadddd idea.

You've only known this chick for 2 weeks and you're already doing all this stuff for her?

Worse, she doesn't have her shit together enough on her own to do these things on her own?

MAJOR RED FLAG!

She needs a savior, not a boyfriend. Make sure she doesn't like your pocket book more than she likes you.

If she is allowing you to do all these things for her THIS SOON means she needs you, not want you. There is a big difference. Trust me on that.

[delimex007]

Wow, that's such a honest reply by Kaylee. OP - if a provider is posting this - you better believe it. All of 2 weeks - and you are in love with her and rent her an apartment & car. C'mon buddy - always think before you jump !

And Kaylee- never have seen you but your honest & frank reply makes me want to see you soon ! I love it when there is no sugar coating - no "pretty woman" movie kind of replies b'cos it just doesn't happen in real life. And Kaylee - also you dont hide the fact that you like my pocket more than my charming good looks ! LOL !

[DarkeyKong]

You know she probably has someone else's cock in her mouth as we speak, i'm just saying, it comes along with the job.

[TheRealJohnnyRingo]

Originally Posted by DarkeyKong

You know she probably has someone else's cock in her mouth as we speak,

I think that was more than a sufficient buzz kill for the guy. Well and likely accurately stated.

[Ashphuckems01]

Man I'm going to cancel my Fios subscription and sign up full-time to this site!! This place is fucking gold!!

This is either one of the greatest troll threads of all time or one of the most pathetic confessions ever.. If the latter is true, then you need some serious help dude..

[RideFreeInTexas]

Originally Posted by badbanana

I met the provider two weeks ago

My head was seriously spinning after reading your post, fight-or-flight is kicking in just from reading it, LOL! You are so deep in the danger zone that it's scary. You're setting yourself up for a particularly nasty fall, but not until she has drained your bank and retirement accounts. The good news is it'll make an awesome Dr. Phil episode and you might recoup some of your lost investment for the appearance! "Dr. Phil, I fell in love with a prostitute and she took everything and won't return my calls now!"

DO NOT TRUST HER. You can't trust anyone you've only known for 2 weeks, keep your guard up. Obviously you've got strong feelings for her and no doubt you're not going to quit seeing her despite the advice here, but you have got to take it slower and protect yourself. If this is real then you've got plenty of time, what's the rush?

EDIT- just read your reply in your review thread, I really hope you can go back and read that again and read it objectively because it is VERY clear from reading it that your feelings for her are not being reciprocated.

[Chaz76040]

Well put Kaylee