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Originally Posted by winn dixie
ts winn dixie says it makes WD sexy when he dips!
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This post is profound. It made me think. Women always want to change you. They never accept you for who you are. They don't want you to fart or dip or swear in public. They want you to bathe and change underwear every day. But I put up with them because of the poontang.
Well, I know ts Winn Dixie is flat, like the prairie. But what if I become ts too and get a nice pair of Double D's sewed onto my chest. Whenever I feel the urge I could just take my shirt off, stare at myself in a mirror and whack off. This would save so much time and money and aggravation. No taking her out to dinner, listening to her yap, and agreeing with every stupid thing she says just to get into her pants. No huge outlays for providers. No unwanted pregnancies or sexually transmitted diseases or financially-suicidal divorces.
Thank you Winn Dixie, I think you've changed my life.