Butt Sex

[destinguy3515]

I personally liked the joke and hope soon Laney can show me her skills.

[lowgear]

Laney,there was no post that I said anything about you,The question he asked was (do you know how I tell a women is faking a orgasm)My reply,SHE IS BREATHING,did I say Laney? HELL NO,now I am a douche,I take that as a compliment coming from you.

[Laney Lixx]

Lol. Sweetie. I definitely meant that i am the douchy one. I'm not sure why people that know me all to well on here let everyone who does not just carry on thinking I'm always really irritated and disagreeable all the time. Most people on here know me to be quite different. The truth is, I just make really crappy jokes.
Darling, I would never refer to any man as an alternative to dirty pussy. No, if I have no respect for you you certainly wouldn't like that name i use. But I've given that to very very very few men and it's intention is quite clear and concise, so I will not repeat it here. No one has actually earned it. I lie.... Whatever.
Just know, it was all meant in jest. It's just not everyone finds me funny. Awwwww
The bullshit and Corruption on this site that was never addressed properly or handled at all by our moderators, the continued acts of male members and certain particular female providers putting down other male members and other providers when it is absolutely unnecessary has caused me to speak out on major issues that break guidelines and make people feel unsafe on this site. In this I find that I'm one of few who seems to even give a crap. Certainly the only bitch with balls enough to say that shit. So, I don't participate so much in the discussions anymore. However, it was so boring the other day and I just wanted to lighten the mood. I'm sorry my butt joke garnered so very few chuckles. Shit. But it actually did prove to be funny as shit, friends. Hell! This thread has me in hysterical tears and unable to catch my breath still. Thank you fellas. Always knowing how to make a girl feel special.

And who knew that was even possible without a real orgasm????

[Jjsunday]

Lmmfao...You gave me a good laugh also Laney .......Thanks

[LA Man]

Damn I liked the joke. P’r started stirring shit, LG got caught up in a misunderstood joke that could have easily been avoided using “how I can tell MOST women are having an orgasm”.

Damn guys lighten up and have fun. Thought I would be opening a thread with Laney enticing us to cum have fun with her ass.....besides how could you’ll not like her newest avatar provoking great thoughts!

[pyramider]

Where was I stirring shit? Seems appropriate on a butt sex thread.

I had no idea the name Laney meant 'one who knows her way around a pecker.' Learn something new every day.

[lowgear]

Do crawfish have buttholes?douche bag would like to know,Last night I was watching a hot gal having buttsex on youporn,in the middle of jacking off,my dog walked in and I shot him with a load, man I miss my dog.What a fucking New year,banned for life,douche bag of the year,dead dog,woke up this morning and my new 26 inch spinners,were stolen off my house trailer.

[Laney Lixx]

Originally Posted by lowgear

Do crawfish have buttholes?douche bag would like to know,Last night I was watching a hot gal having buttsex on youporn,in the middle of jacking off,my dog walked in and I shot him with a load, man I miss my dog.What a fucking New year,banned for life,douche bag of the year,dead dog,woke up this morning and my new 26 inch spinners,were stolen off my house trailer.

Lol. Once again, i would never call YOU a douche. No. I'd call you a douchebag. What? Isn't that the masculine version???

Oh, and So sorry bout those wheels, babe. You got me feelin all bad for you now.
Tell ya what... If you close your eyes real tight, I'll make your head spin hard enough to forget all about that lil pop-up sweetie!

And you thought i didn't like you...


Fyi: i have peed on my pup before. He didn't die though. Seemed to like it really. Naughty little doggie. Might have to try that again sometime.
Hey, while I'm being so friendly, lowgear, your welcome to cum have a lil tinkle on him yourself if you think it might help.

[pyramider]

Watch out gear. I smell an upcharge ...

[lowgear]

Sounds like entrapment to me,lol

[Laney Lixx]

oh sweetie, you really do know me so well.

Except, you really don't. You see, I've made it a point to not upcharge for anything... EVER. Shit, Just about everyone here knows that. Probably because it's been written in big bold letters on my website for over a year now.

Quite often i will jokingly refer to myself as a whore, mostly just to see people react. However, I'm truly nothing more than just a very well-paid slut.

Now, try to focus for just a second. Let a slut teach ya a lil something.


You see, you can't give me $100 to do something I don't want to do. And if I wanted to do it, why the fuck would I charge you an extra hundred dollars???

Aha! Yeah. You follow. I'm a slut. Upcharging, imho, would be more of a whore thing

You know, I'm tempted to say that's food for thought, but I can hear your stomach growling from here. So, i won't keep ya.

Look. It was a nice try though. No really...

Okay, not really. Honey, you are literally sitting right smack dab in the center of a fucking gold mine of juicy dirt on me (thanks beloved haters), and you didn't even get one snicker. I guess I'm just a little surprised you didn't try just a bit harder. Listen,
next time... I promise to laugh. No. I promise... Whether it's funny or not. Now, does that make you feel a lil better darlin?

Wonderful. You know me... Always here to help.

Love you eccie!

[lowgear]

Again LANEY PYRAMIDER was joking but hit a nerve,I personally like pussy,whore pussy,slut pussy,even had some granny pussy,but don't know if it was dust or powder she had on.

[Laney Lixx]

Y'all are so crazy. I guess you forgot I started this with a stupid butt meme because it was so quiet. Hey, it's not quiet now. LOL. Definitely no hard feelings. However, if your hard maybe you should tr try to stop feeling it.
Just saying

[pyramider]

Laney has traps at her incall?

[Laney Lixx]

Traps?? Lol. No. But, straps? Now those i do have.