Quote:
Originally Posted by theCFE
Speak for yourself - I expect to be pleased. I damn well BETTER be pleased!
FWIW, I don't tell a man he's big unless he's big to me - if he isn't, I just don't say anything. I can't lie for shit, and my mama always told me, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. So, if I compliment you, it's a true compliment. Bigger isn't always better, and small isn't always bad. If a man is lacking in one department, he can usually bring it in another.
|
I knew I'd get this response...LOL. I was trying to stay neutral but here goes...Frank, you are welcome!
Christle, you are RIGHT, and Tbone is right. My reviews are a true reflection of me from what I have heard. I get mine. I WANT to get mine, and in session I can be rather selfish when it comes to getting mine. I have been known to drag a few men along while I TAKE what is mine...lol.
But regardless, I don't EXPECT to get it...I guess it's a mindset that I like to THINK I am a professional enough to be able to shrug it off if I don't, but I'm not a good liar and I can't fake worth shit...
My philosophy has always been this: If I am having fun, the enjoyment of the the gentleman is sure to follow.
When I come to think of it...the dirty truth...I go in as a professional until I get turned on, and then it's all out the window...okay, so damnit CFE (you sexy thing!)...I admit it...I love sex, and I love to get off! But some guys will need more guidance than others and I am more than willing to HELP THEM HELP ME
And while I'm being all "the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Tebow..."
DICK SIZE:
I love BIG DICK and if you are big AND can work it well, I will be tempted to pay you...okay not really cause I have bills to pay (I hate being a responsible adult!).
HOWEVER, a hobbyist with both size AND skill is a rare find. I would take average size with skill any day over over just size alone. What I find most interesting is that many with smaller packages have taken the time to master their other skills and have me screaming "Holy TEBOW!" And creating the infamous "Lake Marie," leaving me breathless, dehydrated, and in total surprise over the unexpected (which is why setting expectations low is good to start with).
As far as actual dick measuring, I don't know how to quantify it because I don't take a ruler out. All I know is what will fit down my throat and what won't (which is a problem since I have not ever encountered the latter). When it goes past my uvula, it's a pretty good indication of size...
Hope that helps...giggle giggle...