I am surely going to hell

[Guest060214]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Jarvis did you just out yourself as a GWL employee?

Kidding!

I'm the hot tub repair dude. You wouldn't believe the shit I find clogged in those jets.

[Juan Pablo de Marco]

They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well
The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
It's Heaven and Hell, oh well

And they'll tell you black is really white
The moon is just the sun at night
And when you walk in golden halls
You get to keep the gold that falls
It's Heaven and Hell, oh no!

[Bob the Nailer]

Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

Am I going to hell for looking at my son's female HS classmates and wondering how many of them I'll see on McCart or Camp Bowie in a few years?

Please PM me and Logan when you do. It will be such an adventure

[dratsab]

Wow, I recently rent to the Great Wolf Lodge and asked my gf is she thought anyone got escort service there. How coincidental to find this thread.

[pyramider]

What is your gf's contact number?

[pmdelites]

Originally Posted by Jarvis

Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth, uh
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
Beware, beware of the handshake
That hides the snake
I'm telling you beware
Beware of the pat on the back
It just might hold you back

The Undisputed Truth singing "Smiling Faces Sometimes"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUmNud_3lcQ

[LazurusLong]

Bolt,

If so, then keep in mind the title to an awesome movie:
"I hope they serve beer in Hell"!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/
Official trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXTmNApNrxM

So, have fun, enjoy and hope that Tucker Max is in charge of the parties when you arrive.