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Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
I do that at the nail spa and "non FS" massage visits.
The ladies appreciate me leaving with evidence that would get them fired.
I trash it at the nearest gas station.
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Little known fact, the "energy" crisis which "began" in the 70's was infact caused my an increase in soiled condom removal from fueling stations. There has never been a shortage of fossil fuel, only an increase in the cost of provision as companies had to learn new ways of dealing with this new burden. After the "free love" unprotected sexual era of the 1960's society began to look for ways to be safer with the rise of the std. The "johnny hat" was the go to for most men.
This "crisis" spiked again as recently as the 2000's during the Bush / Cheney executive administration when much of the general populace was fucked. While the techniques of his predecessor were more enviromentally sound and cost effective at the "pump" there was simply not enough bbws with blue dresses to sustain that system.
On a side note, leading energy producers did try to use the residual semen from the discarded condoms as a fuel additive but ethanol proved to be cheaper.
So please, do not dump your semen sacks at the gas station.