holly hell, speak of the devil

[Doove]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

no need to explain yourself, Im sure everyone else thincks your completely honest about the story

Who the hell are you, and what did you do with Jonballs?

[JONBALLS]

what I do?........................... ....., construct a sentance correctly?

[Doove]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

what I do?........................... ....., construct a sentance correctly?

Nope, not quite.

But your playing white-knight (if even only a little) has me discombobulated.

[Guest120615-3]

The offending condom:

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by Doove

Nope, not quite.

But your playing white-knight (if even only a little) has me discombobulated.

women and birth control should be treated like handling a gun, its always loaded, so I personally wouldnt think to even ask if a chicks on birthcontrol cause its not my business, I have to treat every girl like shes ovulating and take the necessary precautions regardless of the p4p but some feel difrent.
I didnt agree about eigher sides alerts,

[GP]

What if a provider (who usually provides the condom) were to purposely sabotage the condom, apply it on you, and then go through with the act, knowing full well she was just ovulating, hoping to get pregnant by you and then expect you to start paying child support?

<sarcasm>I am sure this is why we hobby </sarcasm>

Stranger things have happened.

[Lexxxy]

*Dies laughing* I just remembered something funny as hell!! So I was doing duos in Pittsburgh with this girl and she always wore a diaphragm plus used condoms of course. So this rather endowed Gent was really giving it to her and somehow it got squeezed out. He didn't see it and I was behind. I came up to "kiss her " and told her, she said just grab it and hide it somewhere. So I go back behind him and rub his back and dirty talk and I'm trying to grab it while it bounced all over under them. It got up under his leg and stuck to him so I was like " omfg! Wtf do I do?? "In my head so I tried to pretend to rub his leg and grabbed it. He stopped and goes "what kind of sex toy is that? Is that to stimulate my balls?" I froze and was like "oh nothing, it's for girl nipples" so he shrugged and went back to banging her. How embarrassing! After he left us girls laughed our asses off about it.
Nothing is fool proof.

[GP]

Can I assume that I was right on in post 22? I mean normally by now, doove would have let me know how deficient a human being I am as well as jump at the chance to WK someone. I also assume Heather decided to jump in on this thread and throw in her 2 cents, then allowing me to politely, thoughtfully and thoroughly contradict her point by point, and probably not log back in for 6 months so she doesn't have to reply.

[JONBALLS]

or she prob has no use trying to be on lexy "special rate " list..

[Doove]

Originally Posted by GP

I mean normally by now, doove would have let me know how deficient a human being I am

Note to self: Wait long enough and GP will come out with a post like this, saving me the trouble.

[GP]

good one! You stay in the truck kid, I'll do all the heavy lifting today!

[Lexxxy]

Originally Posted by GP

Can I assume that I was right on in post 22? I mean normally by now, doove would have let me know how deficient a human being I am as well as jump at the chance to WK someone. I also assume Heather decided to jump in on this thread and throw in her 2 cents, then allowing me to politely, thoughtfully and thoroughly contradict her point by point, and probably not log back in for 6 months so she doesn't have to reply.

I know I am going to sound like a total asshole ( not that I mind at all), BUT, I had to ask who Heather even was before I made a post.
I obviously don't agree with a word she had to say.
If it is okay to dye your hair with chemicals, wear makeup with chemicals, wear deodorant with cancer causing chemicals, use soap with chemicals, wash your clothes with chemicals that are treated and dyed with chemicals, get your nails done with chemicals, have your nail polish removed with more chemicals, brush your teeth with chemicals, clean your house with chemicals, breath in chemicals on the street, use condoms made with chemicals, use tampons and pads made with chemicals that can also give you toxic shock syndrome, use sun screen made with chemicals, go out in the sun or tanning bed with harmful cancer causing rays, have sex with strange men... it is okay to use some spermicide.
The morning after pill gives you your period, it is a system cleanse. Soy mimics estrogen so does olive oil, flax seeds, garlic, and hummus so she better not eat them because that is "putting hormones in her body". Oh, eating chocolate also messes with your hormones so she better stay FAR away from that!
I am pro choice, he made the choice not to have a child with her and went out of his way to take precautions to ensure it wouldn't happen. She made the choice to possibly get knocked up by some stranger and keep it. It is her choice to deal with it on her own, that is her "adult decision".
We aren't in the hobby to make illegitimate children, we are here to have fun as safely as possible. We all choose what risks we are comfortable taking, we are all aware of the risks involved with having sex and getting into the hobby. IMHO she WAS NOT hobbying safely, doing her "job" properly, or making smart choices.

[Guest121613]

OMG, I first I read the thread....

Broken Condoms suck. testing, yada yada. The chick I was with was using birth control, whew! quick clean up, no panic. Next date, comedy around picking baby names. Roll with it!

I am lucky

Providers should always be using birth control of some sort - IUD, the pill, sponge, diaphragm, tubes tied,

[GP]

Could you imagine a doove junior. <shiver> LOL

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by GP

heavy lifting !

hehe ........oh sorry **giggles**