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Originally Posted by Sleepy363
C-clamps
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Lmao
All this time I thought they were called C-clamps because of their shape, but now I've learned it's short for Cooter-clamps.
My other thoughts -
1. Using Saran wrap when dining on her O sucks!! That shit just keeps bunching up big time, too tight of an area
2. Saran wrap is a very poor substitute for a condom as well
3. I used to have an SO who loved waking up every morning and swallowing my cum then sitting on my face till she got hers. If she had been into the Saran wrap thing, I promise you, she wouldn't have gotten hers very much.
4. If a provider only offers Saran Wrap DATY, should she charge more because of increased overhead?
5. Would gift cards to Dollar General be appropriate XMAS presents for provider in statement #4? or just buy her boxes of S/W as stocking stuffers?
6. I'm quitting the Hobby if someone comes out and says aluminum foil is much safer and this starts a new trend.