Talking Dirty

[ben dover]

My favorite one is "Who you gonna please with that thing?" To which I reply... ME!

[jokacz]

Legend has it that Sara Charles is the best dirty talker around.


But I will never know for sure because I won't pay that rate for someone who is nearly as old as I am.


#socialsecurity


#tummytuck

[Naughty.Nikki]

Originally Posted by jokacz

Legend has it that Sara Charles is the best dirty talker around.


But I will never know for sure because I won't pay that rate for someone who is nearly as old as I am.


#socialsecurity


#tummytuck

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…but preach like it’s yesterday. You sound like Biden

[12InchClock]

***Popcorn****

Mods Relax on this one.
Let them be free

[Guest072323]

Edit quote


but you forgot the part about how he became a

little micro penis

worshipper in his later years....

[jokacz]

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You say that like it's a bad thing.


And if your math was correct, it would make you 52, which is closer to what you look like.

[jokacz]

Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar

but you forgot the part about how he became a
micro penis
worshipper in his later years....

Coming from one whose penis stopped functioning a looong time ago...

[offshoredrilling]

what makes the hobby great...
when honeymoon is over and the dirty talk changes to dirt talk...

No Lawyers needed

[bobmidnight]

Thank God Nikki is back. It was so fucking boring around here.

[BlondeLexi]

I have a filthy mouth by nature so I love talking dirty. I usually start with the basics to see if they bite. It can also help direct the unsure…. So some things that come to mind are, “i love how hard your cock is for me”, “you got my pussy so wet already”, or “can’t wait to taste me all over your beard”. If they start engaging in the dirty talk then I move forward with “lick my clit, my cum and come up here and kiss me after”, “fuck me a little harder and slap my ass (or pull my hair)” and more.

[mikeking37]

I for one enjoy some dirty talk. I remember one time a while back I seen a provider when the New Times was a thing. I was probably mid-30's and this girl (who had kind of a madam) must've been early 20's and seemed very new to the biz. Went into a room with a porn in the background and got down to business. Not gonna lie it was all mechanical and she didn't seemed thrilled at all. Anywho I had a hard time cumming because I was kind of drunk. (1:am call..lol) She asked if I was almost done a few times. Even the madam came in the room about 30 minutes later to see if everything was ok because I was taking so long. The girl said "Yes, he just won't cum." The madam said well he paid for the hour so he still has time. Like I said she didn't seem to enjoy herself and wasn't very wet. I told her if you wanna make me cum talk dirty to me. She asked what I wanted her to say. Being drunk I said "Tell me to fuck you with that big,fat cock." So she said "Fuck me with that big fat cock." I said Mmm, yeah keep saying that." she said it a few more times and I started moaning more and picking up the pace a little. THEN all of of sudden she starts getting into it. She started saying it like she meant it. About a minute or two into repeating the line I felt her pussy turn to warm butter as she moaned, "Yeah Baby. Fuck me with that BIG FAT COCK!' Wrapped her legs around me pulling me into her and grinding up against me. A few strokes later I was done and she seemed surprised by the fact she got turned on by it... After we went in to the living room and the Madam kind of smirking said "Everything ok?.. and the girl looking a little confused, out of breath and smiling said "Uh huh.. So hey you never know if you don't try it.