you know you're in trouble when your provider

[TheBizzer]

This happened a few months ago, and made me reevaluate seeing the new youngins.

"So, did you dance before you started escorting?"
"Yeah, I was on drill team last year."

[guest042312]

"When she makes sure all activities are performed in front of a big beautiful wall mirror in her bedroom" from

"Objects In The Mirror May Appear larger Than They Are" to
"Objects In The Mirror May Appear smaller Than They Are"

[bigtom62]

This is a true story! One time in Saigon many years ago, I was just gettin it with this gal and I looked up and she was laying there spreadeagle reading a Vietnamese comic book and eating an apple!
Talk about a withering moment!!!!!!


Luckjack,
Congrats to you and yours...but I beat you by about three weeks.. First grandchild (girl) for me as well. It is nice, huh?
bigtom62

[vnurse]

Congrats to you too bigtom! Mine are ALL girls! LOVE THEM!!!! It's the best thing ever!

[Randy4Candy]

Originally Posted by TheBizzer

This happened a few months ago, and made me reevaluate seeing the new youngins.

"So, did you dance before you started escorting?"
"Yeah, I was on drill team last year."

Biz, that is bad, so, so bad..... (got any more?)

[LuckJack]

Shit, I think I know her Ann..right?

Yup, very neat, little guy still in NICU but doing much better. Thanks for all the congrats.

Originally Posted by bigtom62

This is a true story! One time in Saigon many years ago, I was just gettin it with this gal and I looked up and she was laying there spreadeagle reading a Vietnamese comic book and eating an apple!
Talk about a withering moment!!!!!!


Luckjack,
Congrats to you and yours...but I beat you by about three weeks.. First grandchild (girl) for me as well. It is nice, huh?
bigtom62

[LuckJack]

Originally Posted by TheBizzer

This happened a few months ago, and made me reevaluate seeing the new youngins.

"So, did you dance before you started escorting?"
"Yeah, I was on drill team last year."

A few years ago I went into a strip club and was taken with one of the girls on stage. As I approached her, I saw you she was, OMG known her since Indian Princess (this was about 3 years after HS). I did a u turn and tried to escape, I hear "Oh Mr. ...., Mr........, it's me V......" Never went back to that club.

[TheBizzer]

Originally Posted by Randy4Candy

Biz, that is bad, so, so bad..... (got any more?)

Back before the days of aspd, etc., I took a chance on a backpage ad. I went to her place, got naked with her, and began to caress her body, at which point she told me I was being a naughty boy. I took this for dirty talk and said "hell yeah I am!"

She said she was going to go get some toys and left the bedroom. To keep ready, I'm tugging away so that I can be at full attention when she gets back. So there I am, dick literally in my hands, and two big black dudes bust into the room, one waving a pistol. They start shouting at me, telling me prostitution is illegal and I better get the fuck out. Then, one of them points to some cheap wall clock and tells me there's a hidden camera inside wired to the sheriffs office, and that I have 2 minutes until the cops get there.

So I'm sitting there, scared out of my mind, getting dressed as quickly as possible, but when he said that I started laughing, hard, and couldn't stop (something about the stress combined with his comment). He said "what's so funny motherfucker?"

I kept apologizing on my way out, but could not stop laughing for 5 minutes after leaving, thinking about this guy working "undercover" with his super secret wall clock spy cam.

[rachet3375]

My first outing in the hobby world was less than thrilling. I am almost ashamed to admit that I answered a CL ad and set up a meet in Arl. Got to the motel and cutie pie answered the door, in I go. Put the donation on the dresser, she counts it and goes to the phone. After about 10 mins and 4 calls later she gets undressed, I see a pretty shaved kitty and tell her I want to lick it. Oh No, no oral! She don't do any oral and I can't have any of my money back. Well I am kinda flustered but still stiff so she wraps him up and goes CG on me. We do this for about 5 mins and she jumps up and tells me she has to check out of the room at 11:00am (it is 10:45am) She gets dressed and tells me we can finish the hour at the motel across the street. She says go over and wait for her in the parking lot, right. Nothing to do but leave, so I drive to another lot and watch the room door for about 30 mins just to make sure. I felt kinda sad that I let my little head cost me. I would like to say I learned my lesson but ..... I am gettin better at pickin em and ECCIE helpes a lot.

[BossyWillson]

hope my kitty is clean enough

[pmdelites]

when your provider says.....

after you've both disrobed and are on the bed.....

"well, you can play w/ yourself at that end of the bed and i'll play with myself over here."


yep, guys and gals, that was back when i started exploring this sub-culture and met young women from Adult News & Entertainment. and it was not an isolated experience. happened 3 or 4 times before i figured out i needed to find another line of enjoyment.

that's when i found aspd when it was on delphi. found out about the korean spas and indys. and the world has never been the same since.

[ItalianaPrincess]

PMdelites - What about the massage girls that would massage you, flip you over, and squirt lotion in YOUR OWN hand and tell you that you could "finish yourself" while she cleaned up...lol, I always heard about those places!!

Good thing 4these review boards, huh?


XOXO,
ItalianaPrincess

[pmdelites]

italiana,

lucky for me i never experienced that.

but my success percentage is much Much MUCH higher thanks to aspd and eccie and Pvt Conenction and P411.


say, can i attend your provider's boot camp. you all can use me during any and all demonstrations.

[ItalianaPrincess]

PMDelites....Are you sure....ALL DEMONSTRATIONS!?

...he he he...


ItalianaPrincess

[Precision45]

"...has the runs" (true story)

On the positive side, at least she told me....I would have been ruined if I'd found out the hard way.