Sex... Food... Let's go

[muffin101]

Originally Posted by OldGrump

OK, rules, rules, rules. Give me a bowl of cherries and I'll hide them all over and in your body. Then blindfold me and see how well I can retrieve all of them. Speed does NOT count. This is to be savored.

lol OG,

U mean like make them cum and a couple of cherries pop out?

I always have a fear that someone is gonna sneak a dick in there and videotape me while I'm blindfolded. And then I get blackmailed later.


M

[Guest100514]

Originally Posted by muffin101

lol OG,

U mean like make them cum and a couple of cherries pop out?

I always have a fear that someone is gonna sneak a dick in there and videotape me while I'm blindfolded. And then I get blackmailed later.


M

Stop making me spit out my drink!

....or maybe I should stop taking sips while I read your comments!

[Guest060214]

Originally Posted by Jillian Price

The rule is that the food has to be used in a sexual activity. Not before or after. During. I'm not quite sure what the martini would be used for. Unless you do kinky body shots with it.

Banana

[txlonghornfan811]

While food is fun and I have my stories =p

Hot wax is hott!

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Food wise though... when you and your lady havent seen eachother in a month due to business trips and you get home... shit gets crazy and you end up fucking on the arm of the couch... you get hungry but well... whoever goes in first gets ravaged by the lustful second and peanut butter could get slaped on and licked off... a can of frosting spread spread over and rubbed between eachother as you devour eachother and pour juice down eachothers bodies to rehydrate. Downside... the cleanup is a bitch and when you do make it to the bedroom... the sheets are ruined... but oh the memories...

[Guest100514]

Share the stories!

[txlonghornfan811]

Originally Posted by Jillian Price

Share the stories!

food or just experiences over the years ? lol

[OldGrump]

Originally Posted by muffin101

lol OG,

U mean like make them cum and a couple of cherries pop out?

I always have a fear that someone is gonna sneak a dick in there and videotape me while I'm blindfolded. And then I get blackmailed later.


M

Yeah, pry the cherries out gently with my tongue.

Now that second part is a concern. At least I didn't say I was fishing for pickles. It may take a taste or two to know the difference. Yep, cherries only. Small and sweet - like Jillian.

[Guest100514]

Originally Posted by OldGrump

Yeah, pry the cherries out gently with my tongue.

Now that second part is a concern. At least I didn't say I was fishing for pickles. It may take a taste or two to know the difference. Yep, cherries only. Small and sweet - like Jillian.

Aww thanks!

For the record I don't stick anything where it is not wanted! (And I prefer you [you being general not you specifically OG] do the same)

[OldGrump]

Originally Posted by Jillian Price

Aww thanks!

For the record I don't stick anything where it is not wanted! (And I prefer you [you being general not you specifically OG] do the same)

My goodness, Jillian, I was talking about French kissing. What were you thinking?

[ftango4]

Go to Havana. They lay the hottest Cubana lady down on the ten top in their highest end restaurants and artful arrange the food on her gorgeous body for the tourista business men and their dates to dine off of like a plate. Its really quite tame, No sex. Just a shocker for the US wives in attendance. Hey gives them a great story at the next PTA/soccer meeting in Frisco Allen Plano.I was like no no no don't, but the North Dallas Housewives thought they had landed at Collette. Sure this is offered all over the globe, but....Meh. Now the escorts in Havana that's another matter....Eccie boot up Fidel/Raul./Cuba..crack the code eccie techies...
thanks

[Guest060214]

Originally Posted by ftango4

Go to Havana. They lay the hottest Cubana lady down on the ten top in their highest end restaurants and artful arrange the food on her gorgeous body for the tourista business men and their dates to dine off of like a plate. Its really quite tame, No sex. Just a shocker for the US wives in attendance. Hey gives them a great story at the next PTA/soccer meeting in Frisco Allen Plano.I was like no no no don't, but the North Dallas Housewives thought they had landed at Collette. Sure this is offered all over the globe, but....Meh. Now the escorts in Havana that's another matter....Eccie boot up Fidel/Raul./Cuba..crack the code eccie techies...
thanks

Sold! I'll take my banana to Havana!

[ftango4]

Flights out of Toronto and Cancun everyday. And non-stp direct from Miami if you possess Diplo Creds. Beautiful ladies,people, island. They have their issues but it's a great place to go to with a few friends. Beats the crap out of Mexico. Let's just say they don't have any "security" issues.....I think they hang the pick pockets and ahhh,... no guns allowed in the populace..,,just the army....all good.

[Guest100514]

Okay so my dream of owning a restaurant has taken a new twist. I wonder if Dallas would allow that. Hmmmm. You've got me thinking now. Business plan will be in the works shortly. Investors? Anyone?

[ftango4]

no cities around here will "allow" it but if you could market to high dollar clientele at swingers clubs etc. and have a great catering co. you could probably chime up a pretty good lil cottage biz in the park cities or preston hollow. need to get a good manse ,servers and food to do it right. Or if you have a great house just get the food from like Oisshi and lay it down on a beautiful lady. get like five or six couples and have a dinner. I'm sure someone has done it here before. just have tp pick the right couples, send the kids away for the night and close the curtains. he, he. but you know the word will get out. CAveat emptor,,,,,,,

[Guest100514]

Shit. Need to copyright this!