It has been a while since we've had a hobby related joke thread

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by Stewie griffen

DISgusting*....... themselves.......

You must be a lawyer with those skills. You going to go on a crusade against trafficked underage jokes next?

His tell just surfaced.. It has nothing to do with amp's

[Smpslt7]

A young priest was downtown when a prostitute offered him a blowjob for $50. He did not know what a blowjob was so he kindly declined the offer.

When he got back to the church, he asked his boss the pastor what a blowjob was. The pastor didn't know, and suggested that the young priest ask Mother Superior.

When the priest saw Mother Superior he asked "what's a blowjob?"

She responded "$50 same as downtown."

😁 In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti 😁

[nickjaguar]

Santa goes down the chimney and delivers the presents as needed. Ready to go, he turns around and there's a beautiful Latina standing in front of him in a silk gown. "Please Santa, can you stay" she asks? "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta deliver all these toys don't you know" he replies. She slips off the robe and all she has on is a a super sexy bra and panties set. "Now will you stay" she asks? Ho Ho Ho, gotta go, gotta deliver all these toys don't you know" he replies. She slips off the bra and panties and is standing there in all her beautiful glory. "Now can you stay" she asks? He replies" Hey hey hey, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way.

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Treetop78759

That's not a funny joke.

In fact, it sounds really creepy.

Is that why you became a hooker?

Yes, she's being trafficked by daddy. Hurry! Go save her!

[scsholar]

Originally Posted by Stewie griffen

DISgusting*....... themselves.......

You must be a lawyer with those skills. You going to go on a crusade against trafficked underage jokes next?

Now that's irony.

A guy making comments about underage boys and jokes and Stevie Griffin responds

Carry on but am I thought it was ironic.