Dumb shit I've done

[Next Best Thing]

Yes.

This is Donald Trump's doing.

Donald Trump is guilty of either manufacturing the sniffles in a laboratory, or started this shit by convincing thousands of his minions to give up a typical American diet and instead turn to eating bats, snakes, and lizards as staples of their innovative new diet, and then recklessly disposing of whatever parts of these animals that they do not eat into public water supplies.

Then Donald Trump lied about the origins of this shit, and also lied about methods of transmission, allowed infected victims onto airplanes or whatever else they needed to board to cross into the borders of other countries around the world, and colluded with the WHO to hide this from moron democrats.

Then he sat their and watched the fireworks happen, because the United States of America is no longer a free country.

The one man out there, really the world's final hope, is hiding in the basement of a multi-zillion dollar house in Delaware, which was definitely not funded in any way by decades of pandering to Chinese interests.

As a contingency plan in case the unspecified-dementia victim unexpectedly drops dead before the age of 81, we have the black/southeast Asian hero/savior who accused him of being a rapist a couple of months after implying he was a racist.

Who would not feel perfectly comfortable with all of this shit.

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[woodywouldpekher]

Lots of 2nd grade comprehension level stuff out there that's easy to read and understand.

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