You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

[bldyrpxn]

When the hot chick in the office confides that she is short on cash and you think she could easily make 300/hour. Hopefully, the big head takes over before the words come out!

[Gentlemen Rendezvous]

Someone asks about your hobbies ... And you just smile

Your office administrator ask about what screening info you would like to see on your next hire ... And you do a double take

[VIP Mya Michelle]

Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

You know you're a provider when you have so much lingerie that you could run a boutique out of your closet!

I'll have to second that!
+2

[Guest112814]

When you see a coworker that went out for lunch and looks a little hot but happy and if he had the type of lunch you had.

[DarthDVader]

When the autocorrector on your phone changes the word "come" to "cum" ...

When you're asked for a business appointment and automatically think lunch or after 5 ...

When you're driving around Galleria Area and you can check mark all the hotels you pass by as visited ... dang, I know them ALL ...

[Brot]

You look up when you hear your alias in public.

The receptionist at the testing clinic knows you by name "Hi John"

[pfmtony]

When you see a hot civvie and you think to yourself.... F that, I know 5 hotter ladies I could be doing within the hour for way less hassle.

Or when you see a hot civvie and you start wondering if she can BBBJ, deep throat, or do greek like you have become accustomed to..... And you think sadly no.

Or you meet a pretty damn cute single lawyer in her mid 20s on Saturday, she gives you her card, and you think nope; I'd rather just call my ATF.

[Jules Jaguar]

When your iPhones auto correct automatically switches day to DATY lol

[Dandito]

When you want pizza and place an outcall order.

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by Von Spieler

When in Ft Worth and I see the sign on the bank BB&G and I know what the acronym BB means but what could you use for G in that acronym?

But then I do find a word to go with G and realize it stands for a Social Disease...

I have a social disease. Its called honesty. Lol

Originally Posted by daty/o

When you see an attractive young lady and your first thought is about what she charges.

Originally Posted by NearHauteRed

Been there and done that many times!

We should add this to mm-good's people watching game.

Originally Posted by Kendall4U

I had a "friend" tell me that at meet the teacher night at school, he was walking around wondering how many of the HOT mom's were "secret" providers? Focus man, focus!
I am sure he burned a few faces into his brain and searches through pic's daily! Lol

Which is why I never show my face on the boards

Originally Posted by demsrsb

You have a wry smile on your face as you pass every hotel on the North Tollway.

True true. I miss my old stomping ground.

Originally Posted by omakase

When you send a woman an okay request after a one night stand.

I knew I recognized you from somewhere! Lmao

Originally Posted by MobyDick100

Good one, LMAO!
; and report the woman to Gina if she doesn't give it.

Gina is a straight up badass.

Originally Posted by Bestman200600

When you look at a woman and wonder if she is full service GFE or covered.

Even real girlfriends still cover it.

Originally Posted by bldyrpxn

When the hot chick in the office confides that she is short on cash and you think she could easily make 300/hour. Hopefully, the big head takes over before the words come out!

Give her my number. Lol!!! I got jokes!

Originally Posted by Gentlemen Rendezvous

Someone asks about your hobbies ... And you just smile

Your office administrator ask about what screening info you would like to see on your next hire ... And you do a double take

Ya telling people they NEED a hobby takes on a whole new meaning. Lol

Originally Posted by EasyLover214

When you see a coworker that went out for lunch and looks a little hot but happy and if he had the type of lunch you had.

There needs to be a secret smile or handshake or something. Ijs. That would be so awesome.

Originally Posted by DarthDVader

When the autocorrector on your phone changes the word "come" to "cum" ...

When you're asked for a business appointment and automatically think lunch or after 5 ...

When you're driving around Galleria Area and you can check mark all the hotels you pass by as visited ... dang, I know them ALL ...

You have been a very naughty boy! I think you need a spankin' sexy

Originally Posted by Brot

You look up when you hear your alias in public.

The receptionist at the testing clinic knows you by name "Hi John"

If I call out your name bcd will you not look up? Lol! And don't feel special babe, I heard the lady at the testing clinic calls all the guys John.

Originally Posted by pfmtony

When you see a hot civvie and you think to yourself.... F that, I know 5 hotter ladies I could be doing within the hour for way less hassle.

Or when you see a hot civvie and you start wondering if she can BBBJ, deep throat, or do greek like you have become accustomed to..... And you think sadly no.

Or you meet a pretty damn cute single lawyer in her mid 20s on Saturday, she gives you her card, and you think nope; I'd rather just call my ATF.

Preach it! Always go Pro!

Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar

When your iPhones auto correct automatically switches day to DATY lol

Haha! I once text "enuff" and spellcheck changed it to "muff" lol. Thank goodness it was another provider so it was good for a laugh. Hi Cess

Originally Posted by Dan4424

When you want pizza and place an outcall order.

But no Outcall fee with pizza!

[bored@home]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

But no Outcall fee with pizza!

Where do you get pizza; they all seem to include delivery fee and tip around here.
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When you can spot familiar webpages on other peoples screens from across the room.

When every large purchase item is no longer debated based on cost or budget but rather who you could see instead.

When you no longer play spot the escort at bars and now do it mentally everywhere.

[prepare4trouble]

When you use your hobby phone more than your regular phone

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by bored@home

Where do you get pizza; they all seem to include delivery fee and tip around here.

I fcuk my delivery guys

Originally Posted by bored@home

When you can spot familiar webpages on other peoples screens from across the room.

I actually wonder that exact thing when I'm out and about! Have you ever seen someone browsing on here??

Originally Posted by bored@home

When every large purchase item is no longer debated based on cost or budget but rather who you could see instead.

Lmao!!! So that begs the question: have you ever passed on a big ticket purchase for a pro fcuk instead?

Originally Posted by bored@home

When you no longer play spot the escort at bars and now do it mentally everywhere.

The "varsity squad" field test. Hahaha

Originally Posted by prepare4trouble

When you use your hobby phone more than your regular phone

Wait! What's a regular phone???

[Guest092216]

You know ur a provider when you wish Toys R Us had an adult section.

[NearHauteRed]

you see CIM, COF, CFS, ect. on a license plate and have naughty thoughts.