Mental Eval to Hobby?

[Guest082513-02]

Originally Posted by JDNorthface

Pretending to be my wife will get you nowhere!

LOL... id be a different wife. IF i ever get married again.. he will follow my rules or be gone

1. put out at LEAST 2-3 times per day
2. On the 5 days I cannot get any.. i expect him to let me BBBJ him
3. When not boinking... he needs to go golf and be out of my hair
4. Rub my feet and make me a chicken pot pie bitch
and finally
5. When i say, he will get on all fours, bark like a dog, and crawl around with a turkey feather up his bum..
For good behavior of my rules he will be rewarded with a Hall Pass and allowance to go pic a sexy provider.

[Ms. Athena]

A turkey feather up his bum..............Lacy Lacy Lacy. A Peacock Feather is such a better visual!! You get em girl!!!! And if no man can get his Cock hard for you in a haunted room Im sure my girlCock can more then handle the job.....YUM!

[Guest082513-02]

Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

A turkey feather up his bum..............Lacy Lacy Lacy. A Peacock Feather is such a better visual!! You get em girl!!!! And if no man can get his Cock hard for you in a haunted room Im sure my girlCock can more then handle the job.....YUM!

<taking notes on Peacock feather> I LOVE Ms Athena advice!!
Call me crazy (LOL) but id almost rather be in a haunted room with Athena and her toys!!

[wcdann]

wow Lacy where can I sign up that seems like a cool deal

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

A turkey feather up his bum..............Lacy Lacy Lacy. A Peacock Feather is such a better visual!! You get em girl!!!! And if no man can get his Cock hard for you in a haunted room Im sure my girlCock can more then handle the job.....YUM!

Athena, Lacy is from OK. They don't have peacocks there.

Lacy, The bat shit crazy for a week? Goodness you are going to be certifiable when menopause hits.

[Ms. Athena]

ummm Lacy and me and my toys, all alone in a hotel room, well except for the ghost.......
Hope its a horny male ghost with a raging hard on.............YUM!

[Guest082513-02]

<grabs big bubba the 20inch dildo> Come here! You shall witness batshit crazy for posting a clown pic. LOL!!!!

Hows that for certifiable?

<readjusting halo> and returning back to the "Shy Lacy" personality

[Guest082513-02]

Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

ummm Lacy and me and my toys, all alone in a hotel room, well except for the ghost.......
Hope its a horny male ghost with a raging hard on.............YUM!

Im game!!!!!

[Ms. Athena]

Hey Im sure we can find a old lady with a PeaCOCK feather in her hat to mug, even in OK........If you gotta look at a naked mans ass while hes crawling around on the floor, it needs to be as tasteful as possible..................IJS

[KenMonk]

Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

<giggle> I worry myself at times.. I have a pretty wild imagination.. I still want to have sex at The OutLook Hotel.. in a haunted room, at 3am.. i want to see if HE can get it up and if I can "O" before we both get scared as hell and run out...

The Outlook Hotel?

[KenMonk]

Oh the shining I love that movie. SO much about it fucked me up though lol

[KenMonk]

Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

LOL... id be a different wife. IF i ever get married again.. he will follow my rules or be gone

1. put out at LEAST 2-3 times per day
2. On the 5 days I cannot get any.. i expect him to let me BBBJ him
3. When not boinking... he needs to go golf and be out of my hair
4. Rub my feet and make me a chicken pot pie bitch
and finally
5. When i say, he will get on all fours, bark like a dog, and crawl around with a turkey feather up his bum..
For good behavior of my rules he will be rewarded with a Hall Pass and allowance to go pic a sexy provider.

Where do I send my resume?

[wildwooly1]

1. put out at LEAST 2-3 times per day
2. On the 5 days I cannot get any.. i expect him to let me BBBJ him
3. When not boinking... he needs to go golf and be out of my hair
4. Rub my feet and make me a chicken pot pie bitch
and finally
5. When i say, he will get on all fours, bark like a dog, and crawl around with a turkey feather up his bum..
For good behavior of my rules he will be rewarded with a Hall Pass and allowance to go pic a sexy provider.

Dang i think I found the perfect woman !!
where do I sign up .
Well except for the turkey feather up my bum !

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

<grabs big bubba the 20inch dildo> Come here! You shall witness batshit crazy for posting a clown pic. LOL!!!!

Hows that for certifiable?

<readjusting halo> and returning back to the "Shy Lacy" personality

Consider your trauma my gift to your next appointment.

[acp5762]

Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

LOL... id be a different wife. IF i ever get married again.. he will follow my rules or be gone

1. put out at LEAST 2-3 times per day
2. On the 5 days I cannot get any.. i expect him to let me BBBJ him
3. When not boinking... he needs to go golf and be out of my hair
4. Rub my feet and make me a chicken pot pie bitch
and finally
5. When i say, he will get on all fours, bark like a dog, and crawl around with a turkey feather up his bum..
For good behavior of my rules he will be rewarded with a Hall Pass and allowance to go pic a sexy provider.

Enjoy your Single Life.