A fun thread..You know your a provider/hobbiest when?

[Guest092815]

Craven, you are working too HARD! all work and no play.... *(grin)*

Okay, OT: when you notice the waitress take a special customer to the boss's office for 15 min while his food cooks, he zips and then sits and eats. Wow, breakfast in Austin! I have seen this twice.

Love,

[tearitup184]

When you sit in your deer blind with your phone on ECCIE or BP and try to get an outcall.

[Craven_Morehead]

when you notice the waitress take a special customer to the boss's office for 15 min while his food cooks, he zips and then sits and eats. Wow, breakfast in Austin! I have seen this twice.

Where did you see this? Evidently I'm not only working too hard, but eating at the wrong restaurants.

[SoSideGuy]

you think about your spouse/SO and realize how much you have paid for so little real action.

[Guest101211-2]

Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

When you leave money on the bedside table when you leave for work and you kiss your wife goodbye.

Sooo freaking true! And you didn't even get CIM!

Originally Posted by Elephant

......When you've had sex in every hotel along 35 & 290

Had friends come into town they mentioned where their hotel was and I knew exactly where it was

You know you are a hobbyist when you see a FULL SERVICE gas station and you stop to check out the girls!!!!

[Sexy Roxanne]

So this is funny and as it happened today and I had this thread pop up in my head when it did.

You know your a provider when you are giving your civie date check points to call on his way to see you, lol!

You know your a provider/hobbiest when a family of friend is telling you they have to work a double and you think "really with who?" hahahaa!

[St.Mateo]

When you are on the phone with the insurance company and they ask for the names of your providers for medical,dental and eye. I chuckle to myself and then tempted to say
the possibilities are endless

[Guest110911]

poster in the jack in the box drive thru reads..."Treat yourself to something extra. Not like a massage or anything, just what's on the menu"
and you think...is EVERYONE in the hobby? Have any of you ladies slobbed on jacks knob?

[badhusband]

You get change?

Originally Posted by Shmafty

...and when she takes the money and leaves $50 change.

[sixxbach]

You order at McDonald's and the register girl says, "Would you like fries with that" and you could have sworn she said, "would you like CIM with that"....

sixx

[daaaaaman]

When I call Blue Cross and the recording on the phone says member or provider

[Sexy Roxanne]

I loved the look that the young gent had on his face at wolly world when I was checking out. All I had was 1 box of mags, 1 box of regs, baby wipes, flavored lube, and a plastic fitted sheet, lmao! Guess that's how you know your a provider

[NipLover]

When you see a hot unobtainable girl and you tell yourself "I do better than that all the time!"

[TaylorMaiden29]

I know I am a provider when I am reading a regular non hobby email, get distracted by a phone call, then, when I redirect my attention to the email, I forget what I am reading and get confused.

Example:" We are planning an end of the season (I read that "session) party and I need all of the video and photos to put in the movie"

What? Pictures? Photos? Movie? OH, whew, its just for my kid's sports team!

[austinkboy]

You know you are a hobbyist when...you give someone a ride in your car, and the passenger sees all of the ATM envelopes in the door pocket of your car, and ask if you work for Wells Fargo...