tip for the guys

[pfmtony]

Originally Posted by fletch

this comment is what prompted my response bbtony. got no beef with you but you seem to justify everything with how good you are in the sack, how great you please the women on the board, etc, etc etc = legend in your own mind.

edit - this also ads to my comment legend in your own mind ~ "She may be an accomplished faker, but what happened to me yesterday.... Could never be faked. We just went at each other. I showered after and I still smell like pussy today"

just a little advice....all women know how to 'fake...fake...fake' elaine from seinfeld made that clear to all of us. (just another joke ~ don't have a heart attack).

hope you had fun at the game.

Funny because I don't say I'm great in the sack. Now I do have fun there, and like it if the lady has some fun too. I make many women smile and laugh, and a few of them like me for it. That doesn't mean I'm a pro or "legend" at "pleasing" them. Heck most of the reason.im here is these ladies know way more than I do. I'm one hell of a fast learner though.

I will say what happened yesterday could not be faked though. It was all her idea not mine. She shocked me and I went along with it, and it was awesome. I guarantee we will both remember it for a long time. Now that sure as hell doesn't happen everytime with everyone. I wish it did, but sometimes I suck at it. Yes all women know how to fake. I love when harry met sally too, but yesterday wasn't fake.

Let's say I did write a review about... One you would know who and when, which i dont want to share. And then I'd have to read a bunch of comments, saying I'm full of it, or thats not possible etc..... And if you think all of that is outrageous, if I told you what she said or shared the after text, you'd scream impossible.

So there are 3 possibilities.

1) didn't happen
2) did happen
3) she's a better taker than Elaine and meg Ryan combined.

Pick one. I propose 3 is quite preposterous leaving 1 or 2. So believe or dont, I didn't take video or audio, and I absolutely do not want her replying or confirming. So there you have it, you are free to believe nothing happened, which is true because this is fantasy land where nothing is real .

[fletch]

ok fine. you don't say your great in the sack but your posts always refer to how great the sex is that you have with providers on eccie. and all the techniques you wish to share with us~ like the uncharted territory of catching a 200+ pound halibut in alaska.

the fact is you don't review so how would i or any one who cares (now not me) know about the experience you have had with the 'ladies' you have been with (the point of eccie).

positive or negative i can write generalities in co-ed as well but that doesn't help the community or the provider. and i know in all of your infinite wisdom you know that negative reviews create 'drama'.

i am done with this, but my point is still you are a legend in your own mind.

keep havin' fun and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting

[Boltfan]

fletch,

I hear we should wash our ass too, is that correct?

Just checking.

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by riday

Naw, chicks dig long, dirty nails and rough hands...shows 'em you're a hard worker.
I try not to shower before either, fearmoans or some shit like that, do some reading up on it.
They like the way it smells.

Gospel. That what the quote above is. Pure gospel.

If I have to put forth any more effort than that into one of the dates, I'm afraid there's gonna' be a lot of gals getting bumped into the High-Maintenance category....ijs.


And it's not YMMV.
It's YMWV- Your Mileage WILL Vary. ...ijs.


Here's another little nugget for you to wrap your brain around....
You know that white hockey puck looking thing that's usually placed on the bottom of urinals in a Men's room?

Did you know that it's actually a breath mint so you can freshen-up after you're done, uhh, tendin' ta' bidness? I shit you not.

Freshly manicured nails, and clean, fresh breath...That's a win-win.


And here's the Double Bonus nugget for ya'...If you take that 'breath mint' and rub it really well into your hands, it might take that 24-hour scent of the mystery lady's cooch off of them. Just tryin' ta' help.


Regards,
SofaKingFun- Cro-Magnon
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[Lucas McCain]

Originally Posted by bbtony

Funny because I don't say I'm great in the sack. Now I do have fun there, and like it if the lady has some fun too. I make many women smile and laugh, and a few of them like me for it. That doesn't mean I'm a pro or "legend" at "pleasing" them. Heck most of the reason.im here is these ladies know way more than I do. I'm one hell of a fast learner though.

I will say what happened yesterday could not be faked though. It was all her idea not mine. She shocked me and I went along with it, and it was awesome. I guarantee we will both remember it for a long time. Now that sure as hell doesn't happen everytime with everyone. I wish it did, but sometimes I suck at it. Yes all women know how to fake. I love when harry met sally too, but yesterday wasn't fake.

Let's say I did write a review about... One you would know who and when, which i dont want to share. And then I'd have to read a bunch of comments, saying I'm full of it, or thats not possible etc..... And if you think all of that is outrageous, if I told you what she said or shared the after text, you'd scream impossible.

So there are 3 possibilities.

1) didn't happen
2) did happen
3) she's a better taker than Elaine and meg Ryan combined.

Pick one. I propose 3 is quite preposterous leaving 1 or 2. So believe or dont, I didn't take video or audio, and I absolutely do not want her replying or confirming. So there you have it, you are free to believe nothing happened, which is true because this is fantasy land where nothing is real .

Dude, you really come across as the 8th grade kid who finally got laid, and is preaching to the high school seniors about how to get laid like you, even though they already know how to, (here, it's called having an ATM card.) You seem like a good dude, but damn, you sure the fuck do post all of the damn time acting like you're an expert on this board.

Why don't you relax a bit and just chill out? You say you won't post reviews, but you love talking about your sexual exploits with providers in your posts. I'm guessing you would fit in just fine with all of the male porn stars on this board. I understand why you don't post reviews, but you can't have it both ways.....I don't post reviews either but if you can find a single post of mine where I mention my sexual prowess with a provider, please forget everything I just said....Again, you can't have it both ways.

And dude, if you honestly think that you did something to an escort that just blew her mind so much that there was no way she was faking, ummmm, I don't know what to tell you except, write a review and just wait to see how many dudes chime in and say that they got the same exact treatment/feeling from her that you did.......Or maybe you're just the hooker whisperer.

[Randy4Candy]

Phuck, this is becoming way too complicated. I'm just here trying to find out what it's like to be a lesbian.

[randall flagg]

I am always searching the advice of well seasoned hobbyists - Tony - which of the following ways is best to present payment

throwing the money at the lady or showing her how hard you have saved by presenting her with a jar of pennies

[L.A.]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Or maybe you're just the hooker whisperer.

Now that's funny!

[phildo]

I heard you don't have to wash your whole as, but you DO have to wash your asshole!

[SD2011]

Oh lordy... he was just trying to be nice. So, changing subjects to back to pussy....

[Guest042015]

Originally Posted by randall flagg

I am always searching the advice of well seasoned hobbyists - Tony - which of the following ways is best to present payment

throwing the money at the lady or showing her how hard you have saved by presenting her with a jar of pennies

Can we combined the two? My vote is for throwing pennies at us.... Hundreds of dollars worth, as long as they aren't rolled from the bank I will laugh. Take that for some advice!

[SD2011]

lol!

Go with the jar of pennies!

Post photos of the result please!!

[Brot]

You have to be super hygienic to get the most out of a name like bbtony!

[Guest070818-1]

This would be a great thread if more providers gave their opinions. Also, BBtony is not the only guy that writes elaborate experiences with escorts despite having no reviews.

[pfmtony]

You mean pfmtony.

Oh and this thread sucks now. It got derailed and became a hobby dick measuring contest. Well my hobby dick is small and my real dick is unremarkably average. The good news is my dick is attached to nice clean guy and not an assclown. Have at it assclowns. I'm gonna go have some fun instead.

Oh and please note, I didn't specifically call anyone an assclown. But if the shoe fits and you feel like one, than rock on assclown. I'm not going to impede your parade of assclownery.

Normally, I'm a bros before hoes kind of guy, but in this cesspool we all know who is getting screwed on.this one and it ain't the bros. To the gentlemen out there, salute. To the assclowns, I miss the days before the internet. It was a lot easier to deal with an assclown pre internet.

The road to bad threads are paved with good intentions, mostly.

Vale verga, assclowns!