WTF??? Disappearing Party Favors

[Guest030911]

I swallow mine!

[Gonzo DFW]

Some folks just shouldn't hobby. And that probably includes me. But then....

[guest070311-3]

Originally Posted by Makenzee_Ryder

I had a couple of guys that would not take it off they would put their clothes on and walk out the door with it on.....I was like WTF?????? They need help

OMG. . .They walked out the door with a wearing a loaded party hat?

That boggles the mind! Gives me visuals of a full condom slipping off, sliding down the pants leg and making a horrible sticky mess as it ends it's journey in the shoe of flopping out on the floor. (most probably in the hotel lobby to boot)

[CoHorn]

Originally Posted by cpi3000

I swallow mine!

Quoting your sig line...

"WTF is wrong with you?" - Nicole Preston

[hwygnome]

I had a girlfriend tell me that her first ex-hubby liked to freeze his seed in the freezer.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by monkmonk

On the bright side they could be stealing the towels instead

Now that was funny.

[vnurse]

I'm with you, PPE...wow. Just when I think I have seen/heard everything, something NEW shows up to make me say 'wow'.

What is wrong with a tissue and a trash can? LOL! Guess I am naive!

[Gypsy]

I see a massage therapist that works in a massage studio, and she MAKES ME take mine so the other girls don't find out what we are doing. She wraps it in a big wad of paper towels. I have a bigger bulge in my pocket leaving than I do going in.

[CassidyBlue]

OMG~ This is a funny, funny thread. Thank you for the laughs!!

Seriously, DO NOT FLUSH them. It is true that they back up the sewer line. Yes, the plumber gave me a totally weird look. Don't know if he was interested or put off. I shamefully paid the bill and sent him out the door as fast as possible.

Some men do take it with them and dispose of afterwards. At least, I hope they dispose of it. EWWWWWWWWW

[SexiKenni]

I usually take it off for you so you can bask in that after climax rush, plus it ensures it doesn't end up on the floor(eewww),flush it down the toilet because I just don't feel like the best place is the trash can, then I come back with a hot towel to clean up the rest of the mess. That pretty much works out for everybody if you ask me. I hate the thought of someone coming to see me and seeing a used condom or wrapper in my trash. i think it kinda f*cks up the fantasy of it all.

[JROD]

Sometimes, when you get a new pair of shoes.....You know, you decide to just wear them home.LOL

[Makenzee_Ryder]

Originally Posted by SexiKenni

I usually take it off for you so you can bask in that after climax rush, plus it ensures it doesn't end up on the floor(eewww),flush it down the toilet because I just don't feel like the best place is the trash can, then I come back with a hot towel to clean up the rest of the mess. That pretty much works out for everybody if you ask me. I hate the thought of someone coming to see me and seeing a used condom or wrapper in my trash. i think it kinda f*cks up the fantasy of it all.

I do this to but when i went to take it off they said no and put their clothes on...

[jfred]

Originally Posted by Makenzee_Ryder

I do this to but when i went to take it off they said no and put their clothes on...

Sugar, even in your business the occasional pervert is going to show up.

[vnurse]

All I can think is maybe you all are seeing the wrong people? Hmmmm...

[xperiment]

Maybe they keep them for sentimental value, like notches on a bed post.


Perhaps they are eco-friendly and looking for recycling methods.