For once lets talk about "the worst"

[BigDeal]

I hate it when I get my nipples pinched or bitten...hard...take it easy...I need those someday if I ever need to breast feed!!!

Damn!

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by malwoody

I don't like it when she falls asleep during DATY......!!!!!!!!!

I've gotten used to it happening.

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by KCSmutMonkey

I don't know, sex with midgets could be awesome! ;-P

Right!

When he is nose to nose his toes are in it
and
When he is toes to toes his nose is in it.

A very old joke.

JR

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by BigDeal

I hate it when I get my nipples pinched or bitten...hard...take it easy...I need those someday if I ever need to breast feed!!!

Damn!

Good grief; a guy should be considerate and gentle.

I think the most offensive thing I have encountered was when I was young and working in a hospital. We had one young lady who had a nipple bitten off by her so-called boyfriend. Why would a guy go that to a girl? I still don't get it.


JR

[SuzyQ]

Alright! I'm just gonna say it, no on has and needs to be said!!!

A pretty common "worst"... STINKY BALLS! My theory is this is the #1 reason for subpar or unsatisfactory BJ reviews. You may have showered earlier in the day, but those things are very close to your ass!! I guarantee a provider's nose will end up closer then yours can reach!

If you want great head and ball licks, hop in the available facilities! For the record; I ALWAYS scrub my privies before anyone's face is near them! Lol

Be safe everyone!!

[BigMikeinKC]

Had a threesome once and one gal's idea of joining in was watching TV and rubbing my nipple while her friend and I were playing. And it was a friggin' cartoon at that...

[CaptainKaos]

Violent hand jobs aren't fun at all.

[The Sixth Beatle]

One night back in the 90s, I met a woman after one of my band's shows and she went with me into the band van. She unzipped my pants and took me into her mouth and, I swear to God, I thought she had a cat's tongue! I laid back and tried to enjoy it, but I couldn't get the image out of my mind of an Emery cloth scrubbing my johnson. I finally had to make her stop! She was pissed and ran out of the van.

A few years ago, I visited a woman who's no longer around as far as I know. When we got ready to get to business, she put a condom on me. All of a sudden I felt this sharp pain on the end of my dick and I cried out. It turns out that she thought she had to pinch the air out of the end of the rubber and she got a little bit of my with her long fingernails. Come to think of it, every time she did that (assuming I wasn't her first) she probably created small holes in the end of the condom by doing that. I assured her that 'sqeezing the air' out the end of the rubber was not only not necessary, but dangerous. I had to gather myself for a couple of minutes before I could continue with our fun.

[vitokc]

Originally Posted by BigDeal

I hate it when I get my nipples pinched or bitten...hard...take it easy...I need those someday if I ever need to breast feed!!!

Damn!

If a little prostate action doesn't do it, the nipples are next. I had that happen a lot
at the old amp's/\. They want to finish and get it over with.

[BottomFeederKC]

Originally Posted by Angel in KC

I know all you "funny guys" will say "sex with midgets" or something" lol.....

Hey, what's wrong with little people?

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=59992

[Smoking Monkey]

+1 on the violent hand jobs!

[modude51]

CBJ and nipples pinched, and not seeing Angel yet

[PleasantSurprise]

My least favorite thing is having my face (nose) sniffing an area that smells horrid. It's hard to have a good time when the stench is so overwhelming. For men and women both, rub your hand on your asshole and then sniff, rub your hand around your balls or between your lips and then sniff. If it stinks, then very few people, if any, will want to have their mouth licking and sucking around there.

Pinching too hard sucks. If you're almost to draw blood, well that means the pinching or biting is too hard. If slightly harder yields blood, ease up. Better to be too easy and ask for the harder, than to be too hard.

Dry fingers pushed into my/a pussy is fucking horrible. It makes me want to stroke cock with no lube, and just rub and rub and rub until the favor has been returned.

Anal sucks when things are pushed in when dry. The asshole, of a man or of a woman, does not provide it's own lubrication. In other words, there is NO natural lubrication in that area. Add tons of lube at the beginning, and occasionally reapply. Otherwise, get out of there. Add more lube than you think would be needed. Go so slow that you think the person wouldn't be able to tell you're even moving. That will be fucking incredible and could yield an orgasm from the backdoor, seriously. I love it, lubed and slow, on occasion or for short durations of time.

Dry nipple rubbing for extended periods of time is painful. Sometimes it's nice to lay there and relax for a few minutes, but when those few minutes turn into half an hour of a dry hand rubbing over nipples, nipples end up chapped.

Saliva around the ears, slobbers running all over, certainly a no-no. The feeling of a tongue on the ear region is good, but not necessarily inserting the tongue into the ear. All I can imagine at that point is saliva running into my ear lobe.

[PleasantSurprise]

Originally Posted by Smoking Monkey

Hamsters up my butt!

Speaking from experience?

Originally Posted by KCSmutMonkey

I don't know, sex with midgets could be awesome! ;-P

Do you have preferences as to midget traits that would/might get you a little worked up? I've come across a few who might turn you on, very sexy attitudes and personalities...

Originally Posted by Poindexter

Also bugs me when I'm close to finishing, and I ask the girl to stop for a second or slow down, and they ignore me. Nothing worse than cumming when you're trying to avoid it. I just end up doing what I call "regret cumming", where I finish, but wasn't expecting to, and it's nowhere as enjoyable as knowing you're about to and bracing yourself for it. Dunno if that makes sense, but yeah.

I like this part that you've brought up. I like it when a man can take charge or be very clear, something like, "I'm going to cum and you better keep.... fucking me so I can cum inside of you or sucking me so I can blow my load all over that beautiful face/chest/foot/thigh/ass." But being too playful can make her think you want more, so be firm so she knows you want this to be your stellar explosion.

Originally Posted by diddler

I really just want nonstop sex

By nonstop, do you mean 30 or 60 minutes or more of penis in the vagina, fucking? May it be however many positions, but in brief, intercourse for the entire... date?

Originally Posted by BigDeal

I hate it when I get my nipples pinched or bitten...hard...take it easy...I need those someday if I ever need to breast feed!!!

Damn!

+1000!

[Guest011214]

Originally Posted by modude51

CBJ and nipples pinched, and not seeing Angel yet

come and get me baby! would love to meet you.....I promise I wont pinch your nipples....although I love to! can I nibble them?