OK..I AM OUT OF LINE!

[Sisyphus]

...then to open one's mouth & remove any doubt!

Originally Posted by DarthMaul

Stick to her menu in your review or ask "Do you want a review and what's not ok for me to mention?" One of my first reviews..MANY MOONS AGO...was with someone who didn't offer "DATY" and I got "DATY"..Well, she said "Don't write that in your review. Every perve in town will be asking for it."

To this day...No one knows...that's when the YMMV starts and so does the shiggidy!

The only proper conclusion to an enjoyable experience...

"Thank you! I had a great time!

[If you want to write a review]
1. Do you wish to be reviewed?
[If the answer to Question 1 is yes, then]
2. Was any of this just between us?
[Note the answer & respect the wish!]

Good-bye!"
[Or, "until next time!" if there's to be another encounter]

Boom....that's it. You're out like shout!

I've lost track of how much stupidity/drama results from disrespecting a simple formula.

Sticky this thread if you'd like, DM. Put it on the home page! Hell, tattoo it to their foreheads!!!

The chuckleheads STILL won't get it...

[oilfieldscum]

The whole problem is if you get something "extra" or "off the menu" and this "extra" changes what would have been an ok session to a highly recommended session. Then you write a review leaving out any discussion of the "extra" but with the super super thumbs up recommendation. This can be very misleading to your fellow hobbyist. In all fairness if you are getting extras or you and the provider are "liking" each other that much than how can you possibly write an honest review?

[Sensia]

Originally Posted by DarthMaul

I may be out of line here but....Let's say you see a Provider and she gives you something "outside her menu"? She may like you??

For instance "Greek Is Not On The Menu" and then you go in and "You get Greek"! Don't be dumb enough to write that shit in your review!! You'll never get it again!

Rate for 1 hour $$ or $$.5 or $$$ You go in and you get a 2 hr session for $$. Don't be dumb enough to write that shit in your review!! You'll never get it again! - She is not a clock watcher is good enough!

NO KISSING - You go in and you get DFK/LFK/TUYA. Don't write that shiggidy in your review..Shhh keep it to yourself or you'll never get it again!

I am saying this because once you write that in your review, then every mofo in the next 3 counties will say " XXXXXX wrote a review and he got Greek, why can't I have Greek?" Well, you have screwed it up for him and you!!

Stick to her menu in your review or ask "Do you want a review and what's not ok for me to mention?" One of my first reviews..MANY MOONS AGO...was with someone who didn't offer "DATY" and I got "DATY"..Well, she said "Don't write that in your review. Every perve in town will be asking for it."

To this day...No one knows...that's when the YMMV starts and so does the shiggidy!

Oh I love you!

[boardman]

'nuff said.

[coefficient]

Originally Posted by caramelqtee mila

Let the church say amen baby! THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THREADS EVER ! He is a mod and a smart one listen to him fellas truer words have never been spoken. Thats why its called ymmv meaning when you get something good and not on the menu zip it,enjoy it ,and you will keep getting it. Good advice Darth

when i read this, and looked at your avatar I imagined you getting CIM and having it dribble down your chest. That treat in itself being a YMMV privelege that not every client gets.

That being said. Me, I just let YMMV take over and what I get is what I get. I don't do a lot of well reviewed clients and compare what they did. I personally feel it's awkward to "ask" for things on the menu in a session. but then again I usually accept standard play. A kiss on the cheek means I want to kiss you if you haven't went lip to lip with me yet then you don't kiss. I'm always going to wear a condom so I know we're covered. Showering before a session means I want BBBJ. If you motion towards the rubber then I know I'm getting CBJ. I'm not going to stop you.

[futile]

So you are saying to write an honest review by not lying but omitting some truth. That's what I been doing my whole life!!!

[blowpop]

Originally Posted by DarthMaul

To this day...No one knows...that's when the YMMV starts and so does the shiggidy!

Very good advice, sir.

All sorts of opportunities open up to a hobbyist who knows how to treat a woman and knows when to keep his mouth shut.

That doesn't mean that we have to become WKs. Just use common sense in posting information about activities that aren't on her regular menu, or about other special treatment that you may receive.

[dearhunter]

There is more honesty in my review than in many of the ones I read around here......I'm just saying.

[blowpop]

Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

The whole problem is if you get something "extra" or "off the menu" and this "extra" changes what would have been an ok session to a highly recommended session. Then you write a review leaving out any discussion of the "extra" but with the super super thumbs up recommendation. This can be very misleading to your fellow hobbyist. In all fairness if you are getting extras or you and the provider are "liking" each other that much than how can you possibly write an honest review?

It's not difficult.

Your review covers what's on her regular menu. Then you can mention that you and she had great chemistry, and really clicked. Don't go into details - savvy hobbyists realize that there are things being left unsaid, and for a reason.

What's great about this approach is that it's accurate and honest. You did have great chemistry, which is why the unreviewed activities took place.

[enderwiggin]

Seems to me the problem's not so much with the reviewer, than with the fucktard who thinks reading something in a review entitles him to the same service.

The only fix for that problem being to cure the world of "stupid", you're probably right, DM. Just shut your yap and enjoy yourself.

[bullet0]

Originally Posted by enderwiggin

Seems to me the problem's not so much with the reviewer, than with the fucktard who thinks reading something in a review entitles him to the same service.

The only fix for that problem being to cure the world of "stupid", you're probably right, DM. Just shut your yap and enjoy yourself.

And in the immortal words of Ron White, "You can't fix stupid".

[blowpop]

Originally Posted by enderwiggin

Seems to me the problem's not so much with the reviewer, than with the fucktard who thinks reading something in a review entitles him to the same service.

Only partially, although it's pretty obvious that if you forget YMMV you're going to be a frustrated hobbyist.

Providers are people. As with any other human interaction, factors often influence the interaction with a guy she clicks with. She may decide to hang out with him at a strip club off the clock. She may stretch an hour session into an overnight. She may be turned on and want to engage in activities that she usually reserves for her private life. She may call out of the blue for a booty call.

This isn't hypothetical - all these things have happened in my hobby career, largely because I know when to keep my mouth shut.

Putting any of this stuff in a review is dishonest, because the average hobbyist who calls her is NOT going to get this sort of treatment.

Writing about it is just bragging, and will result in grief for her from other clients wanting the same and far fewer privileges for him. No one wins.

[The G.O.A.T]

Hobbying in itself is YMMV. Some shit is just more YMMV than others. Just be smart and keep shit in line and don't frog up your own mileage.

[Guest030911]

It's called discretion.

I swear we need a boot camp or a class for fucktards to teach them how to be Internet Hobbyists.... and one for the hooktards to tech them to be "escorts".

Darth, I commend you for taking the time and energy to post this for the later generations of Internet Hobbyists who have found this board. We all had to learn from the class that graduated in front of us. It is nice to see the students become the teachers.

[Guest030617]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

There is more honesty in my review than in many of the ones I read around here......I'm just saying.

+1
+1 to you to OP