The hooker time machine

[Naughty.Nikki]

Originally Posted by Missburger

When feelings and facts can be posted without bs rules

I agree but not everyone appreciates my direct to point somewhat abrasive sense of humor. In my defense I don’t want any miscommunication and I don’t like repeating myself so I say in it a short summarization with no room confusion. I think someone said a while back the perfect woman measurements totally a 100. I think 99. Close but no cigar but better that someone’s a short robust 135 but the measurements come out what a 7yr old boy would be..

[Saltcitykitten]

Naughty Nikki For The Win !

Exactly I’ll post infrequently and keep my steady clientele. Ill associate with others that don’t try to fool the bank with a bad check. Keep it professional and fun. It’s not supposed to be an unhappy engagement. Sensuality is a great adventure not a divide and conquer mess of half truths ... a true statement like her weight is 50 pounds off, PT everywhere, I got ripped off all good. But lies ..... no nope lame not cool. Save it for TER !

Again Naughty Nikki FTW!!! I’ll keep my eyes peeled for this. It’s a snow day so I’m game. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[2ndbase]

Once again Nikki proves she's an impressive lady. Have not yet had the pleasure of meeting her, just a couple of email exchanges so far but you have to love her style.

[lilylivered]

Originally Posted by 2ndbase

Once again Nikki proves she's an impressive lady. Have not yet had the pleasure of meeting her, just a couple of email exchanges so far but you have to love her style.

You better go see her

[Missburger]

Originally Posted by Naughty.Nikki

I agree but not everyone appreciates my direct to point somewhat abrasive sense of humor. In my defense I don’t want any miscommunication and I don’t like repeating myself so I say in it a short summarization with no room confusion. I think someone said a while back the perfect woman measurements totally a 100. I think 99. Close but no cigar but better that someone’s a short robust 135 but the measurements come out what a 7yr old boy would be..

Well said

[Plastic Man]

this threAD ...is cancer

[Carlos Danger]

Sick of bein liered to. And cheetohed. Whew

[rooster]

Originally Posted by NBruno

If you roll back the odometer on a car to help sell it go ahead and do it......

That shows YOUR age more than anything else. Ya ain't been able to do that fer like...30 years.

So that would be an antique car now, I 'spose. Kinda like summa these gals be...antiques. And most of us cucks too....

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[Missburger]

Young is better

[tinyisgreat]

Originally Posted by sin.di.vine

Nikki nikki..i love you!! Not are you only stunning .. you are the sexist of fiesty..!!
You are a real diamond in the rough.. thank you for that endorsment!!!..
You are truly a friend to many..including me right now!!! Your pix are ridiculous beautiful.. can i share them?

A sindi and naughty Nikki duo then my maker can take me.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by tinyisgreat

A sindi and naughty Nikki duo then my maker can take me.

[Plastic Man]

Originally Posted by tinyisgreat

then my maker can take me.

but ...plastic man ...donts wants ya back

[Airmag315]

Originally Posted by CSMITTTY

I just want to be with a woman who looks like a "normal" woman and it not be a total surprise (in a negative way) when I see her.

This post is the truth.. expectations are everything and most guys arnt looking for perfection. Just being honest would get you that much farther. Theres nothing worse than getting to someone and immediately getting turned off. Besides weight/age I think pictures are the biggest lies, its great that girls know their good angles and look good with filters but you look at them and think "yeah I could do this" but then the things you couldnt see are that bad. I wish there was a generic 360 view that was standard for everyone to post and then put up those great angle pictures. Just wanna know what im getting into, I think most guys after seeing both could actually get into it since they already have those expectations. I saw a woman off here that the pictures made me think I could go for this, her tits looked great in pictures.. when I got there I couldnt get into it in the slightest and left after 5min with less money in my wallet.


Nikki I love this thread and that you started it. Side note, I sent you a text so if you could get me verified for the future thatd be great!

[JONBALLS]

this thrAD is

SPECTACULAR!

[JONBALLS]

COCK pic SENT!