What to do when your ATF goes missing? Where is the Joy?

[Cockzilla]

Originally Posted by Cockzilla

Do you need to take notes? That sad you won't get ATF status if that's the case. I am sorry love.

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

That drummer's so pimp it hurts...

Lol ok Valerie ... Haha u crack me up sleepless
I figured Valerie's tour dates should be in your sig line....glass houses suck.

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Technically than that is not an ATF. There could only be one that was your Favorite of All Time. Not multiples or ones you change out every other month.

It's all how you define it, Bro. For me, ATF means AlTernate Fuck

[Cockzilla]

That is a good definition.... Good one

[BFCjosh]

Dude's just trolling for discounts from other providers. Anyone with half a brain knows what to do if their ATF isn't taking their calls: find someone else to see. I guess you could also stalk her, but that is not recommended.

[carkido45]

Quit whining and move the fuck on . She's probably tired of your ass

[frankskywalker]

Here's what to do...
1) call her 10 times an hour...if she doesn't answer text her to see if she got your call.
2) if that doesn't work PM her incase she lost her phone. Do that til her inbox is full.
3) send pic messages of your dick just to reminder her how sexy you are in case she gave up providing and you need to pull her back in...if you don't hear anything after that she must be kidnapped, because no way she could resist d-pics!
4) hire a private investigator. To track her down.
5) meanwhile take karate lessons and buy a ninja outfit incase you have to go in and save her.
6) take out a life insurance policy with her as the beneficiary... She is your ATF after all. How's she gonna make it without your donations. This is a dangerous mission kimosabe!
7) call her a few hundred times again.
8) contact any providers that might know her real name. Bribe them to get it, or just use the magic of your d-pics.
9) search all public records, Facebook, twitter, Instagram, tumblr etc. for any signs of her whereabouts.
10) and i cant stress this enough...KEEP UP YOUR NINJA TRAINING!!! (Pm me I offer this for $1000 an hour).
11). If that all fails, buy a samuari sword, and wander the streets yelling her name until you find her.

That is the only logical thing to do...

Plan B would be to find another provider...but come on she's your ATF you know this isn't really an option.

Plan C- Masturbate to porn and save your money til she comes back, but we both know this is not near exciting enough...Don't forget to PM me about the Ninja lessons!

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by Cockzilla

Okay what do you guys do when your favorite girl goes missing for a week or so? Do you see a new girl? Do you see a girl with similar reviews? Hmmm what to do, where the heck are you Abigail you source of JOY? So when the ATF is gone what do you all do?

Sad...bordering on pathetic. Forgive him, Tebow!

Originally Posted by Glynette

Oh and yeah, post an ISO. The Oral Legends are sure to answer and please. Can I watch if you go that route? I want to take notes....

Originally Posted by Cockzilla

Do you need to take notes? That sad you won't get ATF status if that's the case. I am sorry love.

Clues are on special this week - spend some of that extra money and buy one.

Glynette shouldnt have needed to "translate" her otherwise hilarious post.


I never thought I'd live to say this but: Carkido's advice is sage. Heed it!"

[Abigail (Source of JOY)]

Originally Posted by frankskywalker

Here's what to do...
1) call her 10 times an hour...if she doesn't answer text her to see if she got your call.
2) if that doesn't work PM her incase she lost her phone. Do that til her inbox is full.
3) send pic messages of your dick just to reminder her how sexy you are in case she gave up providing and you need to pull her back in...if you don't hear anything after that she must be kidnapped, because no way she could resist d-pics!
4) hire a private investigator. To track her down.
5) meanwhile take karate lessons and buy a ninja outfit incase you have to go in and save her.
6) take out a life insurance policy with her as the beneficiary... She is your ATF after all. How's she gonna make it without your donations. This is a dangerous mission kimosabe!
7) call her a few hundred times again.
8) contact any providers that might know her real name. Bribe them to get it, or just use the magic of your d-pics.
9) search all public records, Facebook, twitter, Instagram, tumblr etc. for any signs of her whereabouts.
10) and i cant stress this enough...KEEP UP YOUR NINJA TRAINING!!! (Pm me I offer this for $1000 an hour).
11). If that all fails, buy a samuari sword, and wander the streets yelling her name until you find her.

That is the only logical thing to do...

awe.... I was missed...

For Cockzilla....(and all the others I haven't responded to, either text or pm) As much as I love this little Hobby world and the gentlemen in it, summer is always crazy for me. I will be around a bit this week, before heading out on vacation with la familia.

Besos

Cockzilla...check your PM's babe!

[Eccie Addict]

Oh I wish that pm was public lol. Mainly because you are not predictable so it could contain a scolding or even some stroking

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by frankskywalker

Here's what to do...
1) call her 10 times an hour...if she doesn't answer text her to see if she got your call.
2) if that doesn't work PM her incase she lost her phone. Do that til her inbox is full.
3) send pic messages of your dick just to reminder her how sexy you are in case she gave up providing and you need to pull her back in...if you don't hear anything after that she must be kidnapped, because no way she could resist d-pics!
4) hire a private investigator. To track her down.
5) meanwhile take karate lessons and buy a ninja outfit incase you have to go in and save her.
6) take out a life insurance policy with her as the beneficiary... She is your ATF after all. How's she gonna make it without your donations. This is a dangerous mission kimosabe!
7) call her a few hundred times again.
8) contact any providers that might know her real name. Bribe them to get it, or just use the magic of your d-pics.
9) search all public records, Facebook, twitter, Instagram, tumblr etc. for any signs of her whereabouts.
10) and i cant stress this enough...KEEP UP YOUR NINJA TRAINING!!! (Pm me I offer this for $1000 an hour).
11). If that all fails, buy a samuari sword, and wander the streets yelling her name until you find her.

That is the only logical thing to do...

Those steps have not worked for me in the past ... I thinck its the dick pics, my 1.3" of dangling death just is not very photogenic...

He might not be communicating the proper message ... He just needs to taint up his communications to his beloved.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by Cockzilla

Lol ok Valerie ... Haha u crack me up sleepless
I figured Valerie's tour dates should be in your sig line....glass houses suck.

I'm a little confused...my comment wasn't even remotely directed to you, are you just a little stupid or are you looking to step up to the mic?

[Cockzilla]

Take a deep breath dough boy... Don't get your man panties in a wad.

[Rocky1@411]

Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

awe.... I was missed...

For Cockzilla....(and all the others I haven't responded to, either text or pm) As much as I love this little Hobby world and the gentlemen in it, summer is always crazy for me. I will be around a bit this week, before heading out on vacation with la familia.

Besos

Cockzilla...check your PM's babe!

Thank goodness you're back. Please don't leave Whinezilla alone any more ...

[Sarunga]

Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Technically than that is not an ATF. There could only be one that was your Favorite of All Time. Not multiples or ones you change out every other month.

Agree with OFS.

Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

You're gonna argue definitions on an shmb. People can have whatever they want, my perception of what something means doesn't mean shit.

People can have whatever they want, but they can have only one favorite.

[tbone77494]

So, does Abigail give bbbj for .6?