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Randall Creed · 06-05-2010, 05:41 PM

Lol.
Funny stuff.

What is this...an opposite sex, Comedy Central style roast?

Black Sedan · 06-05-2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

since i didn't do anything but yard work today, i'm not going to take a shower either.

Hey from my point of view that's hot. Mmm a sweaty woman straight home from the gym, or working outside, let's get it on.

But yeah, I get that it's not hot from your side of things...

oh and cpi3000:

I have this hot UTR, I told him I could help get him more work: He needs extra money for rent, so he's roaring to go, he's low volume, totally independent, no management..... so just PM me your references, email address and phone number, and I'll set you up with an appointment.

</SuckerFish>

Guest062124 · 06-05-2010, 06:17 PM

In order for me to make a call or text...(doubt either will respond) I need totally nude pics, so that I can make sure that there are no tattoos or piercings or God forbid, fat or stretch marks on either of you. If you don't plan on at least giving me a sample of the goods after I approve your pics, you can forget it! I also will need an agreement that it will be okay for me to blow your phone and inbox up with messages reminding you of our appointment time and date, daily until we meet and then everyday afterwards to just remind you of the next appointment time and date. Also, I hope you don't mind, but since I only worked a few hours this week.. I may need to give y'all half and then catch up on the other half next time I visit. Oh by the way, is there anyway that I can get a discount, because I just really want to watch you two together.. I need to experience a truly BI experience. (maybe if the mood is right I will join in, but since I am not sure, I think that the money in the envelope should suffice.) After my hour is up...no need to worry, I won't even notice. I will just remain on the bed butt naked until both of you are completely dressed and walking out the door.

Oh and just in case funds are lower than I expect, is a check acceptable? I promise its a good account.

Sweet Heather · 06-05-2010, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by reese foster

In order for me to make a call or text...(doubt either will respond) I need totally nude pics, so that I can make sure that there are no tattoos or piercings or God forbid, fat or stretch marks on either of you. If you don't plan on at least giving me a sample of the goods after I approve your pics, you can forget it! I also will need an agreement that it will be okay for me to blow your phone and inbox up with messages reminding you of our appointment time and date, daily until we meet and then everyday afterwards to just remind you of the next appointment time and date. Also, I hope you don't mind, but since I only worked a few hours this week.. I may need to give y'all half and then catch up on the other half next time I visit. Oh by the way, is there anyway that I can get a discount, because I just really want to watch you two together.. I need to experience a truly BI experience. (maybe if the mood is right I will join in, but since I am not sure, I think that the money in the envelope should suffice.) After my hour is up...no need to worry, I won't even notice. I will just remain on the bed butt naked until both of you are completely dressed and walking out the door.

Oh and just in case funds are lower than I expect, is a check acceptable? I promise its a good account.

HA HA HA HA TFF! H

T-Can · 06-05-2010, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by reese foster

In order for me to make a call or text...(doubt either will respond) I need totally nude pics, so that I can make sure that there are no tattoos or piercings or God forbid, fat or stretch marks on either of you.

Oh shit!! I believe Neotek is getting a huge tramp stamp today of Gary Coleman in honor of the late Gary Coleman! Whoever does the first review, he will get a tattoo of their name on his stomach. So I guess Reese is out.

I would also like to mention we are not YMMV - we like everybody but ourselves!

Brooke Cumsalot · 06-05-2010, 06:38 PM

yall are crazy lol

Guest050911 · 06-05-2010, 06:46 PM

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CanDo01 - Int3ested, yes once you see my sweet ass! It's not as sweet as PPE's though.

Hey,

that was a YMMV session... I am not into anything kinky - I am a BFE provider.... Anything outside of that is an upcharge.... I dispute that review, I was never there.... I was in Canada filming a CheeseWizz flick....

And I am not part of the Collective advertising under BFE services, Inc. They are a Bait and Switch.... They are actually 100 lbs overweight, hairy backed and do not provide a BFE service.....

I am the Original BFE provider.... Do not accept any substitutes....

PPE

Dharma · 06-05-2010, 06:57 PM

I know what y'all said your fee was but I'm going to start pointing out all the things you didn't do and discount your fee for you. I'm not staying for the whole hour, just 50 minutes of it. After all, I'm paying you what I think is fair and I'm leaving a review. And you do take cheques, right? Credit cards? How about PayPal? Sorry, I didn't have time to run by the bank.

guest010712 · 06-05-2010, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CanDo01

Oh shit!! I believe Neotek is getting a huge tramp stamp today of Gary Coleman in honor of the late Gary Coleman!

Actually...I just got back from the tattoo parlor (honest!). After four hours of needle frenzy, I am happy to report that I am the owner of seven (7) brand new tattoos. Yup...all in one sitting. This Russian breathes pain.

Guest071613-2 · 06-05-2010, 09:23 PM

Review posted. Neo, get ready to go back to the tattoo shop to get my name on your stomach. CanDo promised.

Neotek and CanDo01.....THE REVIEW: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?p=338150#post338150

Int3rested · 06-05-2010, 09:29 PM

YRMV, no cheese just BFE for the ladies...

hotlips_houlihan · 06-05-2010, 09:31 PM

And don't forget...a true BFE service means no condom. And don't forget the DFK. Do you have a glass I can soak my dentures in?

Int3rested · 06-05-2010, 09:40 PM

Condom is a given, glass is optional....

am-a-pleaser · 06-05-2010, 09:44 PM

With all this interest you guys are getting, you'll stay very busy all day and night. I guess I'll have to come over and fluff the ladies for you.

Since I know exactly what they like ----

Let me start emailing and texting them repeatedly. Just want to make sure they're not NCNS's. I'll go ahead and send them nudes and cock shots. They love that! They also love sending all kinds of personal pics and replying to crudeness. Oh yeah, I'll go ahead and let them know in wonderfully graphic detail what activities they can expect to enjoy, and how grateful they will be.

"Always low volume"

gitzo · 06-05-2010, 10:11 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Would you consider adding a UTR fifth Amigo? I am a dead ringer of Gary Coleman. No lie. I can come in at the very end of the session to seal the deal for the MSOG!!!