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04-27-2012, 09:40 AM
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
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...and I mean wash the pussy. Like with soap and running water. Don't use those fucking baby wipes and shit. They just kinda spread the funk around.
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04-27-2012, 11:07 AM
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If I can close my eyes and act like you are God's gift to mankind, you can hold your breath for an hour or so.....
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LMMFAO 
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04-27-2012, 12:43 PM
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Join Date: Feb 6, 2010
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Man, you ladies put up with some very ignorant, inconsiderate, nasty dudes. Sorry to hear that. Those kind can ruin it for the rest of us by ruining ladies' attitudes. Hey, dumbies, shower right before you leave for your date, or shower when you get there. And you seriously take a dump at the lady's place, let along with the door open? OMG!! Go take a course in etiquette.
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04-27-2012, 01:01 PM
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Making Pussy Great Again
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....And if you want me to lick the pussy make sure it is shaved smooth....No stubble. That shit gets my tongue raw.
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04-27-2012, 01:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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...........there is nothing NASTIER than a man who doesn't take a shower after a BM, right before meeting with a lady!! Seriously!
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Agree, and there's no excuse for it. How about offering to take a shower with him, it brings up the intimacy level a few notches. It also pretty much guarantees that both partners will be clean.
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Also, WHY is it, that men automatically think, that a special from 2 WEEKS ago(sometimes a month!), is "their" automatic rate?!! I now hate running any type of special or discount...not just that, but a couple times, I've given regulars a break or a discount, if they are a little short($10-$15 usually)...then THEY automatically think that their rate is ALWAYS that.
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It is what it is. No need to dig too deep in the psyche of men and ladies in the hobby.
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I think I'm too nice. Because I'm not rude enough to say "Hey, you shorted me, and I know we negotiated less last time, but that was a one time thing".
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Just tell them, but the downfall is this........if you're too nice, you get mad at yourself, if you get aggressive, you become "that bitch".
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I've also had the issue of where I discount a 3rd/4th timer, and then I don't hear from them for awhile (2 months, in 1 of my fave's case), and then I get the whole negotiation talk.
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There's a lot of fish in this ocean. Some guys want to catch bull reds, some want to catch specs, some want a huge shark, while others want flounders. I may want a hot latina chica one week, may want a black chick one week, may want a model quality lady, may want a lady with GG naturals. It's very rare that one guy want's a monogamous provider/client relationship. I never did.
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04-27-2012, 04:18 PM
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I totally agree hun! And no if the special isn't up anymore then damnit its gone! Stop demanding this and that from us ladies and u can't even wash your fucking balls!!!
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04-27-2012, 06:53 PM
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....And if you want me to lick the pussy make sure it is shaved smooth....No stubble. That shit gets my tongue raw.
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Sounds like like 'If you want me to so anywhere near your balls' post I made a while back 
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04-27-2012, 07:49 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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I totally agree hun! And no if the special isn't up anymore then damnit its gone! Stop demanding this and that from us ladies and u can't even wash your fucking balls!!!
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Someone is high maintenance.
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04-27-2012, 09:46 PM
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Ain't this the shits...ijs
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04-28-2012, 07:14 PM
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I had a client take a shit with the door open yesterday right in front of me. Then to make things even more uncomfortable, he talked to me the whole time he was shiting. At least this was after the session had taken place.
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ha...i thought this only happened to me.....i was scarred...for a very long time 
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04-28-2012, 08:11 PM
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Please Flush!
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I had a client take a shit with the door open yesterday right in front of me. Then to make things even more uncomfortable, he talked to me the whole time he was shiting. At least this was after the session had taken place.
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Sounds like you fu*ked the shit out of the guy Brooke...lol
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04-30-2012, 08:34 AM
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Making Pussy Great Again
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Sounds like like 'If you want me to so anywhere near your balls' post I made a while back |
YOU, are my inspiration...
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05-01-2012, 01:12 PM
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and could you lose some fucking weight before you start bitching about a little man smell.......ija?
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In general, I wouldn't give a damn about someone saying this. BUT lately, everyone in my personal life has taken it upon themselves to "fix" me in w/e way they feel I need fixin.
THAT being said, screw you son. I've had a few partners in REAL life(personal life), and I'd rather get fucked hard by a man who's got some weight behind him(in all the areas that count!). And in my bi moments, I'd much prefer soft thighs and a mommy tummy, to a hard body squeezing the hell out of me...ijs, it's my personal preference!!!
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05-01-2012, 02:43 PM
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Dr. Wonderful
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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But but bbutt......... I don't like to fuck fat hooktards......do I have too?
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05-02-2012, 10:20 AM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
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Originally Posted by Brooke Wild 
I had a client take a shit with the door open yesterday right in front of me. Then to make things even more uncomfortable, he talked to me the whole time he was shiting. At least this was after the session had taken place.
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At times like this I just wonder where Monica Fox is right now!!!!!!!
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