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Originally Posted by Whispers
I had to pause and get laid.....
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LOL that was quick.
BUt me, a hooktard? No, boo boo. Please show me how I am hooktard? I am:
*Professional/punctal (an actual appreciation of other people's time!)
*Naturally beautiful... no enhancements
*Finished High School
*Been to college
*Open-Minded and a fucking sexpot
*Well-Traveled (I would like to brag for a second that I ate at The French Laundry in Napa in November. I can die now.
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Thomas Keller... *swoon*)
*Never been chemically addicted
*24, single and childless
*Car and home in my name
*Never been to jail
How many of your STRIP-tards have at least 2 things going for them out of my 10? LOL