Bored and drunk so here's something a little different

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by Killersalt

That's because there is more concern someone could win tonight!

I'm about to go wash my car so I'll be gone for about 90 minutes.

[Killersalt]

Originally Posted by futile

I am still here ..... Mua ha ha ha ha ha

You mean just woke up from a nap right?

[internet_inventor2]

brooke you ever get shower head fixed DAMN

[Raquel Ryder]

this friday 13th sucks donkey balls

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by Albr23

Here is your warning full sentences please

somebodys cranky tonight

[eccietime]

A Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, sonot to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'

[Guest121414]

You get a warning too t.i. is not a sentence, not even a word.

Originally Posted by internet_inventor2

T.I.

Originally Posted by Max Rax

ok here is a new rule to make it more interesting i promise this will be my last rule but the posts are getting a little out of hand and the mods will be forced to close this when that happens no one will win so please try to to follow the rules

Nothing against any one in particular but having one word or the post number or some gibberish is just not interesting. Plus the mods are going to like this as well. make it a full legible sentence. Also no pics are allowed any longer if you post 1 after YOUR DISQUALIFIED... there will be 1 warning and only 1 warning per person, I will allow anyone to give that warning to the poster as long as MY post with link to this post is shown to them, so there won't be a question.and a pm sent to me so I don't announce a disqualified poster a winner Posts from a disqualified poster no longer counts.

oct 28 10 AM - 11 mins
oct 28 10 PM - 6 mins
oct 29 10 AM - 3 mins

Be the last to post during the time frame If you believe you are the winner send me a pm with the link to your last post. Good luck everyone...........


no one has been disqualified, so far there have been 3 warnings given out

[Killersalt]

Eccietime, your copy paste jobs are killing me!

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by internet_inventor2

brooke you ever get shower head fixed DAMN

LOL ... I'm sure the mister is still there, but thankfully I am not.

It felt funny to take a shower in a shower with a real shower head after a year of the mister. I dont know how I put up with that thing for so long.

[eccietime]

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'

[Guest121414]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

somebodys cranky tonight

The less people we have, the better chance you and I have.

[Killersalt]

Originally Posted by Albr23

The less people we have, the better chance you and I have.

Doesn't really matter since I'm winning!

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by Killersalt

Eccietime, your copy paste jobs are killing me!

Max also said no copy and pastes ... only original posts.

Shes gonna be pissed when she notices all that copy N pasten

[eccietime]

One Light Bulb at a Time

A physics teacher in high school, once told the students that while one grasshopper on the railroad tracks wouldn't slow a train very much, a billion of them would.
With that thought in mind, read the following, obviously written by a good American.

Good idea. One light bulb at a time. . .

Check this out. I can verify this because I was in Lowes the other day for some reason and just for the heck of it I was looking at the hose attachments. They were all made in China.
The next day I was in Ace Hardware and just for the heck of it I checked the hose attachments there. They were made in USA. Start looking.

In our current economic situation, every little thing we buy or do affects someone else - even their job ... So, after reading this email, I think this lady is on the right track. Let's get behind her!

My favorite toothpaste Colgate is made in Mexico... now I have switched to Crest.
We have to; need to read the labels on everything.
This past weekend I was at Kroger. I needed 60 W light bulbs and Bounce dryer sheets. I was in the light bulb aisle, and right next to the GE brand I normally buy was an off-brand labeled, "Everyday Value" I picked up both types of bulbs and compared the stats -they were the same except for the price.

The GE bulbs were more money than the Everyday Value brand but the
thing that surprised me the most was the fact that GE was made in MEXICO and the Everyday Value brand was made in - get ready for this - the USA in a company in Cleveland, Ohio.

So throw out the myth that you cannot find products you use every day that are made right here.
On to another aisle - Bounce Dryer Sheets yep, you guessed it;

Bounce cost more money and is made in Canada. The Everyday Value brand was less money and MADE IN THE USA!
I did laundry yesterday
and the dryer sheets performed just like the Bounce Free I have been using for years and at almost half the price!

My challenge to you is to start reading the labels when you shop for everyday things and see what you can find that is made in the USA - the job you save may be your own or your neighbors!

If you accept the challenge, pass this on to others in your address book so we can all start buying American, one light bulb at a time!
Stop buying from overseas companies!

(We should have awakened a decade ago.)

Let's get with the program and help our fellow Americans keep their jobs and create more jobs here in the USA.

[Killersalt]

Have I won yet?