Bored and drunk so here's something a little different

[Guest121414]

Originally Posted by Killersalt

Max is sleeping, while she is driving us crazy!!!!

I know right, but should be worth it.

[Raquel Ryder]

Originally Posted by Albr23

Where is Max hiding at.

Shes grocery shopping. And nobody has been disqualified.

[Guest030617]

Im gonna win so give up

[eccietime]

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ...
Something she just loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her,
"Why do you love doing that?"
Because ... She Replied ....
"I Really Miss Mine"
California Love Story

[Guest121414]

Ok I give up already.

[yngtxn]

I'm gonna win so.you give up snow.

[Killersalt]

Christopher Nolan's third "Batman" film now has a title: "The Dark Knight Rises." The director made the announcement Wednesday, adding that a certain villain won't be returning.

[Cooper]

Originally Posted by Crissyann

Shes grocery shopping. And nobody has been disqualified.

Grocery shopping at 1230??

[Guest121414]

Now you should get disqualified for a funny ass joke.

Originally Posted by eccietime

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ...
Something she just loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her,
"Why do you love doing that?"
Because ... She Replied ....
"I Really Miss Mine"
California Love Story

[Rcoop361]

Originally Posted by babydollsnow

Im gonna win so give up

Yes you have WON the Rcoop361 GRAND PRIZE

[Killersalt]

Rock singer Ozzy Osbourne hails from a hardy family tree. His DNA shows that he is the descendant of a Neanderthal man.

[Guest121414]

Originally Posted by Killersalt

Christopher Nolan's third "Batman" film now has a title: "The Dark Knight Rises." The director made the announcement Wednesday, adding that a certain villain won't be returning.

I'm thinking the joker won't be back, I just got that little feeling.

[Guest030617]

Originally Posted by Rcoop361

Yes you have WON the Rcoop361 GRAND PRIZE

i like that idea

[Killersalt]

After 30 years, the Sony Walkman will cease to be manufactured or sold. The end comes on the anniversary of another portable music gadget.

[eccietime]

The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut , he asked about his bill , and the barber replied , 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning , there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen rose s waiting for him at his door.

Just after that, a nurse came in for a haircut and when he tried to pay, the barber told him the same thing.The next day the barber found a 'thank you' card and a basket of fruit by his door.

Later , a cop comes in for a haircut , and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied , 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the
shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up , there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut , and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied , 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning , when the barber went to open up , there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that , my friends , illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.


BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON