Bareback Full Sex (BBFS) Who does it?

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by Victoria Lane

I never proclaimed to be different than any other. Your friend XY was the one who started shit in that thread.

Miss Victoria Lane

lol cause you sooooooo different than the rest of us

gfys

[/QUOTE]

I'm not understanding gfys.
And I thought XY was your friend??



Ain't it?

[rke324]

Originally Posted by aj14620

.. any rate....abstain or cover boys..or use your other
hand..they say its like being with someone new..

I'm ambidextrous . . . . . . so if I were to use both hands, would that be considered a duo ? No ? Yes ?

[the jeepguy]

I didn't see KellyO mentioned. Doing a stripper slide after a wet BJ with her once and she popped it right in without missing a beat. Didn't ask for it, just kinda happened.

[Guest061315]

Originally Posted by rke324

I'm ambidextrous . . . . . . so if I were to use both hands, would that be considered a duo ? No ? Yes ?

double jointed perhaps..no wait..twins!!hahahhahah:mfr_lo l:

[Victoria Lane]

gfys means go fuck yourself. And no XY and I no longer friends. We did have a truce but that was before the last thread where he talked so much shit about me, I needed a shovel. I wouldn't even say civil to each other. Ask Amber Does she seems to know the whole story of everything that happens before she even joined..........giggle giggle giggle.

And Paul I dont know what I ever did you to make you attack everything I post and every review I have. But why dont you do us a favor........




I'm not understanding gfys.
And I thought XY was your friend??

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by Victoria Lane

gfys means go fuck yourself. And no XY and I no longer friends. We did have a truce but that was before the last thread where he talked so much shit about me, I needed a shovel. I wouldn't even say civil to each other. Ask Amber Does she seems to know the whole story of everything that happens before she even joined..........giggle giggle giggle.

And Paul I dont know what I ever did you to make you attack everything I post and every review I have. But why dont you do us a favor........

Well knock me over with a feather!!
That's what gfys means???
That is certainly unladylike, and maybe a tad disrespectful and uncivil to boot.

Oh.... BTW -- Hi GP!!!!!

edit: add:
Mr. Paulie Rockstar, retired <private> smoker.

[greenpeace2014]

Originally Posted by aj14620

i did have a man show up and wrap his johnson in bacon..and yes it was cooked the damn bacon people..keep up now....put it right on his hard tool.. i then proceeded to lick and suck and ate the motha f*cka...ehemm...it was freakin amazin!!!hahahhahahhahahhahhah ...true story bitches!!! i mean people,,,here do this..roll that bacon like a christmas wreath.. cook it up all good and crunchy like,,,bring it to me...and then i can do bacon tosses onto your dick..its a fun game..best carni game ive ever come up with!!!!!

Ms. AJ, onion rings, coolish though, not hot from the fryer!!

True story for you re: the rings:

Back in day when Dr.Ruth was THE oracle, she was invited to a famous college to give a lecture, which she did with her usual wit and verve. Question time, and a snarky young lady thought she could embarrass Dr. Ruth, because this was a hoary institution and the event was being recorded + televised locally, etc.

So she pipes up that her bf wanted to place onion rings on his ***** and wanted her to do XYZ, and was that OK, in a very innocent girlie, "I am a know-nothing debutante" voice!

Being who she is, Dr. Ruth flashed a big smile and with her great accent and greater delivery and timing that I cannot reproduce here, said, "Oh, but of course. What a delightful innovation to your conjugal life, but PLEASE make sure they are NEVER straight from the fryer!"

So the whole place broke down and the snarky girl was the butt of her own joke.

AJ, my gracious lady, Please make sure that the bacon in question is NEVER artisanal peppered bacon from Newsom Farms in Kentucky!! LOL! Or for that matter the spicy basturma made by the Bosnians, Turks and Egyptians [their take on pastrami!]

[Victoria Lane]

Then tell Amber its disrespectful. And you are just the poster child of respect.
Giggle giggle giggle

Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

Well knock me over with a feather!!
That's what gfys means???
That is certainly unladylike, and maybe a tad disrespectful and uncivil to boot.

Oh.... BTW -- Hi GP!!!!!

edit: add:
Mr. Paulie Rockstar, retired <private> smoker.

[Guest061315]

Originally Posted by greenpeace2014

Ms. AJ, onion rings, coolish though, not hot from the fryer!!

True story for you re: the rings:

Back in day when Dr.Ruth was THE oracle, she was invited to a famous college to give a lecture, which she did with her usual wit and verve. Question time, and a snarky young lady thought she could embarrass Dr. Ruth, because this was a hoary institution and the event was being recorded + televised locally, etc.

So she pipes up that her bf wanted to place onion rings on his ***** and wanted her to do XYZ, and was that OK, in a very innocent girlie, "I am a know-nothing debutante" voice!

Being who she is, Dr. Ruth flashed a big smile and with her great accent and greater delivery and timing that I cannot reproduce here, said, "Oh, but of course. What a delightful innovation to your conjugal life, but PLEASE make sure they are NEVER straight from the fryer!"

So the whole place broke down and the snarky girl was the butt of her own joke.

AJ, my gracious lady, Please make sure that the bacon in question is NEVER artisanal peppered bacon from Newsom Farms in Kentucky!! LOL! Or for that matter the spicy basturma made by the Bosnians, Turks and Egyptians [their take on pastrami!]

oh my gosh greenpeace!! thats hilarious!!!!!

awww i just love dr ruth she's the best!!!

[Victoria Lane]

And just so you know, once GP stepped down as a mod, I haven't heard from him. Where do you come up with stuff???? Why dont you head your own advice???

Miss Victoria Lane




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Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

Well knock me over with a feather!!
That's what gfys means???
That is certainly unladylike, and maybe a tad disrespectful and uncivil to boot.

Oh.... BTW -- Hi GP!!!!!

edit: add:
Mr. Paulie Rockstar, retired <private> smoker.

[Guest072323]

Hi GP.

When will you be back?
I mean under your real handle....
Not that convoluted greenpeace one......

[Plastic Man]

anyone ever bareback a tree? ...or a vending machine? ...might be a new hobby

[JohnnyCap]

[Plastic Man]

awwww ...that mountain goat found love

[John Boneher]

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

anyone ever bareback a tree? ...or a vending machine? ...might be a new hobby

No but I have tried to fornicate with one of those vacuum ice cream vending machines. Just enough negative pressure - about 740 kilopascals - to make me nut quickly before the boss walks in for a blondyke bar