HATE MAIL on my two year anniversary. ..:)

[SofaKingFun]

I may have called you many things, Guin, (typically BCD/in the throes/etc. and never behind your back), but I can safely say, without hesitation, that, "crusty", has never been one I've ever used in your regard.

No dear, you're indeed a treasured gem and anything *but* crusty.

Please be super-duper careful and watch your backside. If you need help in such an undertaking...well, you know how to reach me. But please, just be careful. This world is plum-full of idiots and it would break my heart should anything bad ever come from that gawdawful e-mail.

Sincerely,
SofaKingFun

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[Guest061815-1]

Happy Anniversary, Love! I imagine that your take on the past 2 years is the same as the way we feel after seeing you: "Quite a ride!!"

You are the embodiment of a favorite quote from Steve Martin: "Be so good they can't ignore you."

[Mossman]

A lady of your obvious intelligence, while choosing to take hate mail in a lighthearted fashion, is surely aware of the possibility of mischief. Children can sometimes be cruel. And anyone thinking you are "old and crusty" must surely be a child. Ah...the joys of being 44 and having your whole life ahead of you...heaven. A mature, sexual woman is a dream come true...never doubt it!

[Erich711]

Crusty Ol' B??? What in the world happened???

I'm away from the site for a couple of hours and suddenly there is hostile takeover in the mod arena, Dez is having a sizable firefight/flame war going on and now folks are sending sweet Slave G hate mail...

Guinevere, I double-down with SofaKingFun... keep your lovely neck limber and check six Lady (how's that for some alliteration fun on a Monday morning...). Disturbing email, you of all people don't deserve that, but that happens when we deal with fragile human egos/ids of said hater...

Happy Early Anniversary!

[Desperado]

They're probably jealous of the fact that you have the body of a 20 yr old and they don't. I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you but you seem like a very sweet and intelligent woman. So I wouldn't let them bring me down if I were you

[gooose]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Really? Somebody should practice what they preach.

I don't hate you; I pity you. If you ever decide to be your own man instead of somebody's lapdog, I'll support you 100%.

Back to topic. What was the topic again? Birthday? Anniversary?

[inchonjoe]

Slave, you KNOW my feelings on the subject, an obvious joining of the people in this thread.
You are my ATF.

[joshharris86]

How the hell can you look like that and be 44?

[Netx9]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

44? Slave there are guys here with under wear that old. You have only one life to live and if you do it right that's all you need. I'd say you are doing just fine!


Like fine wine, some things just keep getting better with age!

That's a fine (still) looking bottle of wine!

[a10bomb]

Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

Hello Everyone. ..

I hope that everyone is having a wonderful weekend!! It would seem that while I was recovering from a bad head cold these last two days that quite a bit has occurred in our little community...

Wow!! Just like A10bomb said "You a take a few hours away and all HELL breaks loose!" Lol

I used to ask my friend with benefits "Just how much TROUBLE can I get into if I'm ALONE in my house?" His reply "A LOT!!"

I woke up to the funny realization that Netx9 and I have the same ECCIE anniversary date, I was then able to enjoy some playful banter with Moneymanmatt and as I was about to drift back to sleep I received a VERY HOSTILE and THREATENING EMAIL calling me a "CRUSTY OLD BITCH"...

I'm a little confused because I didn't think I became a CRUSTY OLD BITCH until I reached the ripe old age of 44!! So, in the meantime DON'T RUSH THE AGING PROCESS!! LOL

So, in FIVE days everyone can OFFICIALLY call me a CRUSTY OLD BITCH...

Your birthday loving slave,

Guinevere

SG
If you remeber I believe it was right after you sufficiently drained me the first time we ever met I think I said something (out of breath mind you) like: "the hell your 43!!!" LOL

So if anyone thinks you're an old crusty bitch then it just sounds like they were bitten by green eyed monster because, you are by far one of the most amazingly beautiful women inside and out.

You always say something like "Thank you for choosing to spend some of your valuable time. .. allowing me the pleasure of your company. .."

Well I have to say, and I think I speak for most of the men that have seen you that the pleasure is all ours... well not all ours but you know what I mean!!! LOL!!! Anyway we (or at least I) thank you for allowing us (ME) the pleasure of your company.

Enjoy your upcoming birthday!!

[Whispers]

Who is hating on you?

You are the first woman over 33 to ever have me consider seeing her!

I've hated on some old women but you are something else darlin...

Have you noticed that Chica Chaser wants to make me a Mod in SA? Don't forget to cast your Vote!

Or get to the top of the Chosen Few List with Freebies!... Can you make a good meatloaf?

[Hottassamelia]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Holy Booty Bejesus Guinevere ,this is the HOTTest pick EVER..

YUM You look like a mermaid
Soooo sexy...

<daydreams>



Happy Birthday sweet girl

[Bluemask]

Happy "eccie" birthday slave! You are the only one and probably ever to have a body and spirit half your age!

[Pepper_Springfield]

Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

Then this person ENDED the second email by saying that they looked forward to seeing me at the SOCIAL on TUESDAY NIGHT!!

Happy Birthday! First let me say, that this, is horse shit! Bitch, you're hot! That's all I have to say about that! As for the dude being at the social....wtf?! Why let that kind of asshole in? He is obviously loco! I say find him at the social and everybody get him!

[Candi Staxx]

Oh Slave
Happy Eccie Birthday beautiful!


And screw whatever fucktard called YOU a crusty old bitch? Seriously?

If you are what a "crusty old bitch" looks like, then Im going to stand in line with all my fellow ladies who wish we might look even HALF as sexy as you are when we are 44. Everytime I go to my plastic surgeons office the waiting room is FULL of woman in their 40's (shit and their 20's and 30's!) paying LOTS of cash- TO LOOK AND HAVE the body you ALREADY do! Keep up the good work at being Beautiful- you ma'am are in a league of your own, truly Beyond stunning!




(And P.S. as far as this thread being directed at whatever loser that cant have you and is stalking you now, FUCK THEM! But I really would'nt give anyone the pleasure of starting a thread, off an email. Im pretty sure we all get threatening emails or texts at some point (I know I do and have!) but dont give the bastards glory by acknowledging you ever read their bullshit, then they know for a fact the got what they wanted, which was to get your attention/possibly upset your day. DONT give them that glory babe! If we all made threads for every mean email- there'd be WAY too many more extra stupid threads.(..than there already is lol) Not that its ok, but if your doing your thing and dong it well in this business, you're going to get plenty more, I promise. It's not cool or okay, but it'll happen. As much as you'll want to read emails like that, I can personally guarantee it you learn to not feed into it and click "delete" you'll make your own time & peace of mind much more happier. Worked for me. Either way Good luck sexy)