Car Sex No-No

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by CummingsLane

In situations like these the first reply should be "is there a problem officer"

and then go from there. BTW always ask a woman her name before getting a blowjob you just never know.

yup I have had officer pull me over,

cop: id's please
me: saying her real first name hand out to her for her ID
her: handing it over yes my real first name
me: hand mine and hers over without looking.
her: is there a problem sir
cop: well not answer, but asks what are you two up to
her: repeat last add why you pull us over
cob: more BS
her: more askin
cop: to me ok, what is her full name
me: honey is it current or maiden on the ID
her: current
me: I said her real full name as she
her: sir is there a problem and more questions BS
cop: to me hands over ID, get her the fuck away from me.
me: So can we go then
cop: YES just get her away from me

dang he seemed upset but let us go on are way

you CL are welcome in my ride anytime you need a ride
errrr if in ROC

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by CummingsLane

Exactly what you are supposed to do in a situation like that. Dont throw the poor girl under the bus for trying to take your load out of your lap.

yup, one of my favorites got thrown under the bus by her trick in the hotel parking lot for christs sakes

they pull the guy over while leaving an he fuckin caves... she not even in the car , and the rooms werent indiviual

this stupid shit happens far too often

perfectly fine running rub joints met the same fate cause some asshole spills his guts after getting pulled over for just being in the lot

the COPS are NOT in the room..................THEY HAVE NOTHING!!!! GGeeesshus!!

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by Maximum4

I don't quite get the whole thing with LE. Can't they just arrest you for alarmist anything they suspect? If a hobbyist was in a car with his pants down get serviced by Bianca and a cruiser flies over towards the car. Even if you got your pants back up in time, LE will still say, "what are you two doing?" and from what I've read on the board you can just not answer?

Or you just feed them bullshit? Like this?

Uh officer, I thought she was having car trouble so I drove over here. We solved the issue.
No, I don't know her, I just saw her in distress.

LE: I saw her head below the dash, was she performing oral sex on you?

No officer.

LE: why are you at the mall?

I shop here often.

LE: maam, why is your car parked over here? Away from the mall?

Bianca: bla bla

Hmmmm. I just tried to write this out if my head without thinking and I guess it might stymie LE. I know I'd be fucking nervous trying to bullshit them and I always thought they could just arrest you no matter what.

Anyways, interesting to ponder.

Max check out shysterjohn in the national forum , hes much more patient about explaining things

theres probably been alot of thrADS on this issue in the security questions section and that guys supposedly a attorney.................seems to usaully make sense

[ShysterJon]

My name is ShysterJon - No 'H' in Jon and no judgment in life.

I'm always happy to answer intelligently phrased questions in the legal forum, even from New Yawkas:

"A Question of Legality"