Sex positions

[Iron Butterfly]

Any takers????

IB

[fun2come]

Done this one http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_standingsixtynine.shtml


Could do the other one with anybody under 110 lbs, BUT I think the former one to be MUCH more enjoyable...

[David.Douchehurst]

C'mon, now, fellers. Those look like good ways fer all you fat, old, flabby, viagra-popping, outta shape horndogs to give yerselves a hernia or a heart attack and the lucky lady o' tha evenin' a goddamn concussion when ya drop her on her haid and she cracks her cococnut on the cement floor. Gimme a damn break. Ya bunch o' dreamers! Blood done rushed to yer peckers and made yer brains all goofy if'n ya think y'all can pull that shit off.

[rockerrick]

No spinners at the Capital ?

[Iron Butterfly]

Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

C'mon, now, fellers. Those look like good ways fer all you fat, old, flabby, viagra-popping, outta shape horndogs to give yerselves a hernia or a heart attack and the lucky lady o' tha evenin' a goddamn concussion when ya drop her on her haid and she cracks her cococnut on the cement floor. Gimme a damn break. Ya bunch o' dreamers! Blood done rushed to yer peckers and made yer brains all goofy if'n ya think y'all can pull that shit off.

Some of us can



IB

[fun2come]

Oh there is plenty of "Spinners" at the capital

INSERT: English words for the German word "Spinner": flake, screwball, wacko

Just not the right kind. They are pretty heavy on the spin !

[fun2come]

IB, your HEAD RUSH picture has inspired me... Gonna try it on my next date !
DD, I'll be careful, I'll put several pillows on the floor, just in case it gets too slippery... for you Capital thugs: same as grease.

[Iron Butterfly]

Originally Posted by fun2come

IB, your HEAD RUSH picture has inspired me... Gonna try it on my next date !
DD, I'll be careful, I'll put several pillows on the floor, just in case it gets too slippery... for you Capital thugs: same as grease.

Yes it is inspirational, now you see why I like LNG

IB

[fun2come]

You like Liquified Natural Gas (LNG) ???

[Iron Butterfly]

Originally Posted by fun2come

You like Liquified Natural Gas (LNG) ???

That's what she said on her forth O!


IB

[rockerrick]

Careful , if there are any sparks , you'll explode !

[Iron Butterfly]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Careful , if there are any sparks , you'll explode !

Only once so that's not to dangerous!

IB

[3daygetaway]

Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

Hey, are tha names fer all them positions the same even if the one on tha bottom is a guy gettin' his bunghole plowed by a strap-on, a tranny or some young dude he picked up from Oil Can Harry's happy hour? I'm askin' fer a friend.

I'm pretty sure that's called "boofing," no matter who's on top.

[3daygetaway]

This is a fun thread...for teenagers. By the time I was 30 this level of flexibility was out of my wheelhouse.

I once took a class on Geriatrics, and mentioned was "sex in the nursing home." Yes, it happens, and the old folks will work with what they've got...Can't figure out how to make the Reverse Amazon work? I can show you how with the use of a walker, a gait belt, and bedside commode!

[Iron Butterfly]

This looks like a lot of fun!