Not only that, but if'n it's durn near impossible to get an abortion, it'll damn sure put a stop to all the gol-durn barebackin' in this here hobby and keep them sumbitchin' hardlegged rascals from taking VD back home to their lawfully wedded wives and mistresses where I might get it. Naw, sir, never bareback a lady of the evenin'. Just lonely housewives and pissed-off mistresses. That way, if'n ya git'r preggo, the old hardleg will think it's his baby and he'll get stuck footing the bill for raising the l'il rugrat. That's a FACT, Jack! Ain't no two ways about it. Guaran-damn-teed! You can take that one to the bank.
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