Review: Neotek and CanDo01...the ultimate PSE/BFE combo

[Guest071613-2]

Fiero: Are you asking if the hamster is shaved, or the providers? Both men are naturally hairless and perfect for oil wrestling...hmmm...ideas....

CG: I resent being called a WK! Look, I am new, this was my first review on this board. I used to review all the time on *S*D but I quit because of all the flames! I just try to give an accurate account. 7 crates of tomatoes is very expensive, but don't be such a cheap bastard! You get what you pay for, buddy!

Caliban: I've got you on my radar! In the meanwhile I will PM and email and text you every day, until months from now when we finally meet BCD. Don't you worry, I'll get to you, too. Neo and CanDo already told me that you have certain...errrrrrr...kinks and fetishes, and I am of the opinion that the kinkier it is, the better! You need to work on your availability, though. It was too difficult to schedule you in for this event, and consequently, we were short one zookeeper.

CuriousBill: I think you have some potential, too. Yup. You're going on he radar as well. You all have the ability to be the FOTM so please, no catfights. There's enough ~*MAGIC*~ for everyone.

[ANONONE]

Hey, where is that guy that comes through and posts all the pictures of providers in reviews?

[Guest071613-2]

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[gitzo]

Love the pic lol. I'm Curiously turned on by that?

[lisa.lisa0302]

OMG!

Great review,it was well detailed, ROS of story was thorough. I have everything i need to make a decision on these two lovely gentlemen.

But it seems like their popularity has shot up, they will not answer my calls or answer my pm's. Im so disappointed, they seem like they have potential. Hopefully douchebag providers wont come in and ruin it for the rest of us. I really want to see them before they get burn out.

Do you think you can put in a good word for me. Tell them its LISA.LISA spelled L-I-S-A.L-I-S-A. I tip well and i promise to be a true errrr woman during my sessions.

Thanks

[Guest062124]

Lisa, I have a feeling these two are very high volume. That poor hamster doesn't have a chance.

I received a text from Neotek confirming his desire to make babies with me and he assured me that what we have is more than just a business transaction! He told me because I am so cute and I was so easy on him that he secretly didn't want to see anyone else. I only have the smallest amount of doubt about his statement, because for some reason, he kept calling me Dannie.

Dannie,

Thanks for putting in the good word for me. I am scheduled with these sexy thangs tomorrow night at 8:30 pm after their 5th session of the day.{ Do you think they will be too tired? I am not sure I want to be last of the day, you know what if they don't clean up properly? }

Oh man, did I not put that in BCD tags?

[lisa.lisa0302]

High volume???

And they kept calling Dannie, that is not good BCD. I thought they were Uber BFE. doesn't sound like BFE to me. When i put my hard earn money down i want to feel special.

Well when i have my session with them, i will be sure to let them know how pleasing the client is done and what true BFE is. Its so many other wonderful men out there, they better get their act together.

Neotek and CanDo if you are reading this, answer the damn phone please. :-)

Reese please post your review of your session. I really got my eye on these two. They are on my To-do list.


LMAO!

[Chainsaw Anthropologist]

First time review....
Perhaps the greatest of all time!!!
Forget the rules, Dannie has earned lifetime access.

[mikahranae]

Hmmm....this was totally different from my experience with these two. I had seen Neotek on a few occasions which were all great experiences. My meeting with these two just felt very awkward. I felt as if I was not even needed there. The two lovelies were in awe with each other the entire time. I also brought a hamster (as requested). They wouldn't even let me be the one to insert it. Neotek just had to have ALL the fun. I agree these are both very sexy men but I will stick to my one on ones.

[St.Mateo]

Ok while I know this thread is funny and I in the wee hours of the morning posted something I should have not lets let Mr Hamster go back to his cage and run laps on his wheel never to be mentioned in any shape or form...Thank you!!

[Aflac]

Outstanding review! I miss the "good old days" when people were more honest about how the session went just like this one.

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"...Neotek cleaned himself up a bit..." - Not all the way now, just a bit. Seriously funny.

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I think it's only fair that the two BFE's get a chance to respond to some of the more controversial accusations.

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Dannie sure is good at guessing what is typically in "real" ROS sections :-)

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You didn't mention if Neotek spoke dirty during the session. I mean, he had to call someone somekind of "fecker" at some point. Right?

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[SweetAterPie]

Well it sounds like these fellas are still a bit new to this I am hopeful that as they gain some experience, they can grow out of this just going through vanilla type sessions and introduce a little kink.

[hotlips_houlihan]

Well I'm glad you had a good time with these gents. I can't say the same. CanDo was nothing like his photos. I think the photos he sent to me were from 20 years and 80 pounds ago. He also had stretch marks around his manhood-I really can't figure that one out. But what the hell-I was already there and didn't want to just walk out. I had already wasted my time with the drive and all, so I figured I would make the best of it. So I made him have 20 orgasms in an hour. He told me he had never had a lover like me.

And let me tell you about Neo. He was just rude. He kept asking me "are you almost there" as if he was in a hurry or something. I will NOT be going to see these gents as a pair ever again. I felt I did not get my moneys worth. They were NOT BFE. YMMV ladies.

Meg

disclaimer: joking! hehe

[JohnJohn]

Well, it shouldn't be long before we see 'their' version in the Coed section. I'm wondering about this 'Dannie' handle. It was her first review. Hmmm...can anybody say Quack!?

Mods, can you check this one. I mean she joined in March and this is her one and only review.


Dannie, loved it and still laughing

[Guest0220]

Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

Well I'm glad you had a good time with these gents. I can't say the same. CanDo was nothing like his photos. I think the photos he sent to me were from 20 years and 80 pounds ago. He also had stretch marks around his manhood-I really can't figure that one out. But what the hell-I was already there and didn't want to just walk out. I had already wasted my time with the drive and all, so I figured I would make the best of it. So I made him have 20 orgasms in an hour. He told me he had never had a lover like me.

And let me tell you about Neo. He was just rude. He kept asking me "are you almost there" as if he was in a hurry or something. I will NOT be going to see these gents as a pair ever again. I felt I did not get my moneys worth. They were NOT BFE. YMMV ladies.

Meg

disclaimer: joking! hehe

Very well put Meg. I had the same experience as you but with Neotek.
His incall also reeked of cat urine and I had cat hair all over my clothes after I left. Ninja kitties my ass. Not very good explaing cat hair to the SO!

YMMV! His bath towels are very plush and absorbent though!

(I heart you Neotek)

Oh yeah, definite signs of childbirth.