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Old 05-09-2010, 01:57 PM   #16
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Listen to him when he talks
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Old 05-09-2010, 02:24 PM   #17
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Default Working As Hotel Kitchen Staff, I Stuck My Dick Into The Pickle Slicer!
I got fired.



So did she.
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Old 05-09-2010, 03:08 PM   #18
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I got fired.



So did she.
ok, it took me more than a second to get that one...too funny
I kept trying to picture a pickle slicer!!!...duh!!!!
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Old 05-09-2010, 05:31 PM   #19
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wonderful!
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Old 05-09-2010, 05:54 PM   #20
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Thumbs up Dumb thing to do with a dick? .. Use it as a third hand while driving.
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Hahah .. funny shit right there.

lol .. the little fingers sticking out.
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Old 05-09-2010, 06:59 PM   #21
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Fall for someone that only cares about you until the money is all gone.
Dang, FTH, you're bringing a tear to my eye - been there, done that!

I would say the dumbest thing I've done is getting a blowjob from a chick thinking that she would, at one point, stop using her teeth! Ouch! BTW, she didn't but she was good at other things - never let her touch my dick again with her mouth!
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Introduce it to Lorena Bobbitt (although apparently you could end up with a porn career... life's a trade-off).
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Old 05-10-2010, 05:11 PM   #23
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Taking it out of her mouth.
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Old 05-11-2010, 02:39 AM   #24
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Reminds me of an old joke:

A husband went home after working at his job in a restaurant. His wife noticed he seemed a little bit aggravated so she asked him what was wrong. After some coaxing, he finally told her that he had been having an urge to put his dick in the pickle-slicer at work. His wife was astonished and told him he should really do something about that. An urge like that could not be healthy at all. He said that he would and they left it at that.

A week later, the husband came home smiling and completely happy. His wife asked him what happened that would put him in such a good mood. He said, "I finally did it! I put my dick in the pickle-slicer." The wife asked,

"Well, what happened?" Husband: "Oh, well I was fired."

Wife: "I mean, what happened with the pickle-slicer?"

Husband: "Oh, she got fired too!"
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Old 05-11-2010, 08:18 AM   #25
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Worst thing? Stepping on it, of course.


Oh come on, don't act like it isn't a common problem! Wait...you mean it isn't?
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