25 Weirdest Places to Have Sex

[PennyLane]

I'm missing five of those locations.........I'll have to work on that this summer!! But I do have a few that aren't on the list too..........but there's absolutely no way I'm admitting to them!! I don't want anyone to think I'm as crazy as SF!!!

[Pepper_Springfield]

One Spring Break, on a Mexican bus on the way to the bars, in Cancun! Oh yeah! LOL I remember about half of it!

[satexasguy]

- in many parking lots
- in my office with a huge window while the window cleaner was cleaning the windows (didn't notice him until finished)
- in the sauna at Bally's Total Fitness
- in my pool
- pulled off the side of a street near sea world
- inside the Tactical Control Center when I was in the Army

damn pepper, wish i was on that bus with you!

[Guest072515-1]

I had sex on the 18th green at Woodlake, and met a girl on CL with a glory hole fantasy and fucked her through a hole in her fence, that's about the strangest for me!!

[caribbean1]

On top of the dryer with an "unbalanced load".

Must try!

[tallgeese]

Parking lot: check, office: check, side street: check, Mathers Point Grand Canyon middle of the night in winter: check (though sore as hell, those giant rocks aren't comfortable), grandma's bed while grandma and parents are there: check (SO's idea much to my surprise), school bus during FFA competition:check

[Taylor Sims]

Great List!!!!!!

[Likinikki]

Haha...Pepper, was that when you woke up on the park or bus bench and didn't remember how you got there? (lol)

Tallgeese...pretty sure the rock wasn't comfortable, but honestly, I wasn't paying any attention to that *rock!* Besides, I'm small enough to where I fit perfectly on top...sometimes, it's good to be small!

[FootLong]

I've done 5 of those on the list. Clearly I have a lot of 'work' to do still.

I LOVE doing it in weird places! Sadly, you don't get much of that in the hobby, due to identity and security concerns. I also like spontaneity, also rare in the hobby due to the structure of appointment/pay.

So I really dig a girl who is daring and spontaneous.

How about in the woods? Or in a backyard on a picnic table? Guess those aren't so weird.

How about in a prefab storage building at Home Depot?

[Jed Clampett]

Did it in a lot of strange places but this one is the most unusual one for me. ....in the days of the other board, a lady came over to my place, and I had a trampoline out back. She got on the trampoline and di a strip tease while boucing up and down. By the time she was buck nekkid, she was doing flips, and my jaw hit the ground. I joined her, and I remember having a good time bouncing up and down in the standing k9 position. Boing, boing, boing.........got kind of scary getting four or five deet in the air. I wanted to try a simultaneous flip.......but she chickened out!

[PennyLane]

FL - Was that you I saw at Lowes yesterday???? How disgusting!!!! LMAO

[Guest071212]

Not necessarily a "weird" place but IMHO a weird/scary place. But somewhat balsy!! While a young airman in the Air Force, I had an officers wife (neighbor) coax me over to her home and she gave me head while I was sitting atop her kitchen countertop. Little did I know her 'ole man was crashed on the couch!!! Yup I was a crazy young pup!! Cuz I made many more visits!! Hey, what can I say, I had a thing for older women when I was younger. LOL Cure my parents for watching the Graduate to many times. LOL

[blasian1246]

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[Janine]

I can check off 10 of those. Thing is they were all before I ever entered the hobby. LOL I feel like a pervert. (BIG GRIN)

[GentlemanCaller007]

And the winner is... EVERYONE! For taking chances, going against the grain, and making life an exciting adventure!

Here's my list:
2. Many a BBBJ on the way to Austin. Makes the miles pass SO much faster.
2.b. NOT driving, but had a GF actually mount my gearshift and rock out till she came. I never looked at my car the same way. It was now anointed, holy!
11. Lost my virginity on a sand trap. Man am I glad I “lost my ball” LOL
12. In the maintenance elevator at the Mall. Awesome! Someone called the elevator back down just as we were finishing. Had to rush the clothes back on and act normal while hearts pounded 1000 miles a second. Fresh!
16. On Fat Tuesday’s Balcony overlooking the Riverwalk! Was awesome but eventually creeped me out and I had to stop because some guy stopped on the bridge and was watching us. Too many bike cops around too. Err’d on the side of caution (after the fact, of course)
18. Does she go down on you in a theater? Yes, Alanis, she does!
19. Yes, did it in the back while watching the store through two way security mirror (and other employee was on his lunch break – 30 min window). Was awesome! Just finished and had to send GF out because a customer walked in and I was still too hard to be presentable.
20. Yes, on the floor of the store in the Mall. Store had just closed and people were still walking around the outer corridors. F’n CrAzY! But oh, so exciting.
21. Yes, on a gambling river boat on the Mississippi while people water ski'd by! SO awesome. I sat on a chair and she RCGd. Epic!
25. Yup. Super-quicky. Banged one out between security guard sweeps. Finished right as he was coming up the start of the lane. To add an exclamation point she thought it would be funny, and threw the full condom out her passenger window. Rebel! I miss her.

Others:
In her ex-boyfriend’s pool when he left for church! Soooo wrong.
In a hot-tub while having a conversation with some friends standing outside the hot-tub. Ninja Stealth Sex.
In an open loft while there was a party with 15 people in the floor below (and the ONLY bathroom was next to us upstairs). Tried to rush, but got caught by her ex-boyfriend who came up to go to the bathroom. Poor guy.